Monday, July 1, 2019

27 Moments of Extreme Trashiness That Belong at the Dump


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Most people are basically decent. Almost all of us try really hard to be respectful to our family, friends, and even complete strangers. There's a general understanding that it's not good to inconvenience other people or make their lives harder. For one reason another, there are times when that it completely lost on some of us. The result is people being huge A-holes to the point where someone's trashiness is its own spectacle. These are some of those times. For more, check out these moments of extreme trashiness to max out your garbage-ometer.

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Ivanka Trump Awkwardly Tries To Get A Word In With World Leaders


Apparently this video was released by the French government. This one just hurts to watch. 

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19 Regretful People Share What Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time


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In the heat of the moment, you might think it's a good idea to ride a shopping cart down a hill or see if you can catch a hammer thrown by your friend. Usually we realize after the fact, especially if these brilliant ideas go wrong, that maybe it wasn't so smart to do in the first place. In a similar vein, here are people sharing some of the dumbest injuries they've ever had.

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Katy Perry Pranks Museum Goers But Nobody Recognizes Her/Cares


Katy Perry seems surprised that these museum goers aren't treating her like a god. She definitely expected a lot more from them. 

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18 Twitter Users Share Their Worst First Date Experiences


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A recent Twitter thread from @thesarahkelly, kickstarted a discussion between Twitter users about their worst first date experiences. If anything these harrowing memories serve as aggressive reminders that you never know what kind of lunacy could exist behind that next blind date. Always show up prepared for the worst. 

If this Twitter thread left you wanting more juicy dating gossip and fails from the wild world of modern dating, then check out a fresh batch of fails and wins from Tinder. Doesn't get much more shameless than whatever that dating app can churn up. 

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19 Typically Girly Things That Dudes Enjoy


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Guys are sharing those "typically girly" things that they enjoy doing as well in a wonderfully insightful AskReddit thread. Maybe you're a dude and all you want to do after a long day is settle into a hot bath of water with your favorite, extra potent Bath & Body Works. 

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25 Times Dogs Took The Best Panoramic Picture Fails


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I didn't know I needed these. But I definitely did. Maybe the mirror just shows these doggos' true form. 

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16 Fun Facts About The Strange Ways Our Brains Work


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Our brains are strange machines. This batch of obscure and seemingly obvious facts about the ways our brain work might open your eyes to why you interact with the world around you, in the ways you do. 

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Stone Cold Steve Austin Explains The Proper Way To Chug A Beer


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The undisputed beer chugging champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin has spoken, and apparently Amanda Ruller is not quite nailing the proper beer chugging form. 

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34 People Share How They'd Make Purgatory Uncomfortable And Enjoyable


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A recent AskReddit thread posed the question of how people would go about making Purgatory as miserable as possible while also enjoyable, if they were the masters of the domain. The resulting answers are full of infuriating levels of teeth-grinding triggers. You also might walk away from the list vaguely concerned that we're already in some kind of Purgatory. 

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Lockpicking Lawyer Shows How to Decode Padlock in a Minute


He's got some issues with the mechanism on this particular lock, and explains very quickly and easily why this might not be the right one to buy.

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Sunday, June 30, 2019

Private School Gets Upset That Dude Gave Upgrades to Charity Before Them


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This expensive private school apparently could not handle the fact that this guy installed upgrades to their own charity before they got them. The man obviously has a code he's sticking to and he has absolutely run out of f*cks to give. Seems like he gave his last f*cks to charity. For more, here's a time he got in a row with a treasurer who couldn't comprehend a payment plan.

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23 Disappointing Moments That Gave People a Hard Time


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These moments might remind you that, while daily life is hard enough, it could get worse. Sure, you might be behind on laundry or maybe you didn't sleep too great, but there are bigger things to be upset about. Check these out for more times misfortune got the best of people.

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Girl Complains About Sony On Twitter And Gets The Facts Treatment


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Stupid is as stupid does. She couldn't handle the facts! 

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Vegan Gets Absolutely Slammed For Imposing Diet On Dog


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That dog looks literally anything but happy. You could illustrate that dog's range of miserable emotions with a thousand words about just how miserable it clearly is. This vegan was in need of a good scolding in this brutal, yet informative Tumblr thread. Sometimes full stupidity requires a harsh wakeup call. 

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Woman's Viral Twitter Thread Explains Why It's Wrong To Shame People For Eating Junk Food


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It's better to eat junk food than to not eat at all. Twitter user @sibylpain, explains how junk food ultimately served an invaluable role in ensuring her family managed to stay fed during very rough times. This Twitter thread definitely serves a purpose while celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, rampages around online with his #AdEnough campaign, which aims to promote a new sugar tax. Were that sugar tax put into effect it'd raise the prices of junk food, to try and promote healthier living. 

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12 Close Calls Where People Escaped Ruin by Moments


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These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.

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Zoo's Ridiculous Lion Escape Drill Backfires When Grinning Mascot Decks Employee


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Some zoos in Japan are not messing around when it comes to the possibility of lions escaping. Yes, what we have here is a video brimming with bizarre gems. They went ahead and suited an employee in a lion costume, and it somehow gets even more uncomfortable when the grinning mascot gets bold and actually decks another one of the employees. 

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12 Wild Close Calls That Lucky People Survived


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Thank goodness for reflexes. These videos would look a whole lot different if not for some quick thinking or just straight up luck. Honestly, most of these are just luck. Here's to monster trucks and trains having effective breaks. For more close calls, check out these close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

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Hag Of A Stepmom Gives Away Dude's PS4, So He Rents Out Her House


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Sounds like this stepmom had it coming when she tossed out the poor kid's PS4. You don't mess with the PS4! 

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Cops Illegally Confiscate Guy's Phone, Accidentally Record Themselves Debating Best Way To Frame Him


They were so casual about this. 

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Guy Edits His Girlfriend's Forehead Size On Pictures In Hilariously Petty Revenge


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The fact that he slightly tinkers with each photo based on his rage levels at his girlfriend, makes this petty revenge all the more hilarious. 

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A Former Marine's Opinion On Realistic War Games (22 Tweets)


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War. War never changes. 

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People Share Random Tweets They Remember That Still Make Them Laugh


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@FishBowlOfWine got just the kind of Twitter thread rolling that we love to see. Specifically, people are sharing those tweets that they remember at random times, and still laugh about. It's like remembering that one joke or actual moment you lived down that still makes you shudder, laugh, or grimace, but in Twitter form. 

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13 Crazy Close Calls That Could've Gone Real Bad


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These close calls are inches, feet, and seconds away from being really not fun to watch. Congratulations on everyone's luck in these videos, because without it they would all likely be hurting a lot more. For more close call gifs, here are some close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

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VP Of Sales Asks If They're A Jerk For Firing Employee After His Parents Died


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The internet offered up their hot takes on whether or not this VP of Sales is in fact the jerk for firing an employee after their parents died; and the verdict is absolutely. I mean, come on, man. Timing is everything with that shit. Sure it's a cold and cruel world, and business is business, but maybe let things drag on a little bit amidst the life-defining, hard news. 

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Tumblr Post Identifies The Way Teenage Girls Abuse Their Boyfriends


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Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners. 

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Arby's Creates An Actual "Meat Carrot"


No, this is not a drill. Arby's has gone to great lengths to potentially troll the ever living shit out of vegans everywhere. They've created a damn "Marrot." A meat carrot. What a strange time to be alive. Apparently the process that went into creating this, in the test kitchen for now, was to roll up a bunch of turkey in the shape of a carrot and then sous-vide it before covering it in "carrot marinate." You can't find these in Arby's yet, but who's to say whether or not this might be hitting an Arby's menu near you soon! Just imagine the reactions from outraged vegans on Twitter. We'll wait patiently for now. 

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