Friday, June 28, 2019

Jerk Neighbors Threaten To Hurt Guy's Dog So He Plants 5000 Weeds In Their Garden


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These OCD-riddled neighbors were being toxically invasive. It sounds like they were trying to micromanage what this guy did with his property, and specifically had a serious bone to pick with him about his dog's unavoidable bathroom breaks. Long story short, they get so triggered that they threaten to hurt the dude's dog, so he retaliates by planting an army of weeds in their garden under the cover of nightfall. This is just the kind of strategic revenge that we love to see. Doesn't sound like anyone was hurt. Just a whole lot of frustration. 

If you're looking for more juicy revenge drama we recommend that you check out these two fitness bullies from a spin class losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.

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Polygot Surprises Foreigners By Speaking Their Mother Tongue


So much respect to this guy's mad language skills. The smiles on their faces was everything. 

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40 Incredible Feats That Most People Can't Do


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It's easy to become a doctor or a lawyer, but have you ever considered the dedication and skill it takes to hold 10 eggs in one hand? Yeah, take that, working professionals. Anyway here are people doing impressive, weird and specific things that most people would be hard pressed to find themselves doing. In a similar vein, here are times godlike people defied the odds to stick the landing.

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25 Frustrating Examples of Spoiled Rich Kid Syndrome People Witnessed


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Nothing feels quite like pouring your blood, sweat and tears into buying a piece of junk 2005 civic just to watch some kid get a brand new BMW from Mommy and Daddy. Rich kid syndrome is real, and it's one of the most maddening things to watch from the outside. For more, here are dumbfounded people sharing their craziest encounters with rich kid syndrome.

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Woman Condemns Dead Sugar Daddy In Viral Eulogy, Says He's Haunting Her


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Former Sugar Baby Amanda Drago is not missing her sugar daddy, Brad. RIP, bro. Yes, it's all in the headline here. A seemingly fine example of humanity hitting some kind of rock bottom. Drago decides an appropriate way to mourn the loss of her sugar daddy is by roasting the shit out of him in a ruthless eulogy. Drago then proceeds to claim that the ghost of Brad came back to haunt her. Hell, maybe Brad was coming around to collect. Check out the eulogy and the video below. Brace yourself, it has a knack for hurting the soul. 

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That Time an Unprepared Anchor Said F*cking Sh*t on Air


Not sure if our man A.J. Clemente was having a panic attack or something but he managed to let everyone know right into his mic. He even tried to gather himself for a moment but man did that not go well either. After this he was fired and was interviewed on Late Night television. Not sure where he is today though...

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Guy And His Wife Accidentally Watch Black Mirror With Audio Description On


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The best part with this married couple and their unintentional experiment of watching Black Mirror -- an already bizarre show -- with the audio description on, is that they went ahead and naturally developed all kinds of wild conspiracy theories about what the deeper meaning behind the audio description on the show could be. 

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15 Miscellaneous Fails That Left People Worse for Wear


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We've got botched trust falls, people flying at unexpected heights and speeds, and kids doing dumb crap. Some are painful, some are just emotionally disappointing. Failure is a part of life, so get used to it. For some spicier fails, check out these utter morons who ought to have their own Darwin awards.

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37 Weird and Specific How-To Books


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If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.

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Guy's Fiery Backyard BBQ Literally Blows Up In His Face


This dude acts like he doesn't have a single care in the world! 

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Thursday, June 27, 2019

29 Manipulative and Terrible Products and Ads Designed by the Devil


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Companies that use bait-and-switch tactics, ridiculous hidden fees and stupid fine print seem like something of the norm these days. These ones are some of the most unfair and stupid of the bunch. For more deceptive and unfair products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters

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19 Things That Continue To Frustrate People About Certain Movies


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What a catastrophic waste of mac and cheese! Seriously, the act that Kevin sat down and let a whole bowl go to waste while warding off a couple robbers, still gets us going to this day. The rest of these things about movies that still bother people will probably awaken your frustration as well. 

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The Very Best Of PornHub Legend Ryan Creamer (20 Images)


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Ryan Creamer is the maddest lad out there! What an absolute legend. 

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Horribly Offbeat Church Drummer Gives An Unholy Performance


When they asked this guy if he wanted to practice before the show, he clearly put his faith in the Holy Ghost, and that did not work out in his favor. That or he's an atheist and trying to sabotage this church performance with all he's got. 

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10+ Things Americans Genuinely Do Better Than The Rest Of The World


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Redditors are sharing the things that Americans are genuinely better at than the rest of the world. This is just the kind of thread that's bound to stir up some passionate debate. Are they really accurate answers, or just Americans getting all kinds of cocky about what they're good at. 

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30 Dog Bios That Nailed People's Personalities


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This bios are almost too accurate. Like, you see these people everywhere, and the fact that they're able to be expressed in dog-form almost hits too close to home. For some insight into the mind of dogs, here are some wonderful tweets from "Thoughts of Dog."

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Millennials Pretend To Be Baby Boomers In Hilarious Facebook Group


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This is the kind of Twitter thread that just gives you life. Those millennials and their dang ruthless jokes man. 

I heard the rambling voices of extended family echo through my mind while reading this absolutely hilarious thread. It would seem that the youth have decided to wage further war against those baby boomers by starting a Facebook group dedicated to trolling their reputation for having troubling navigating the ins and outs of social media. The resulting statuses and comments sections are comedy goldmines. 

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20 Misplaced Mannequins That Totally Messed With People's Heads


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Some of these misplaced mannequins are guaranteed to spike your anxiety. They look like they're better suited for a horror movie. 

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Old People Wearing Filthy And Inappropriate Shirts


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They say when you get older you just don't care anymore. Gotta say, there's a lot of good evidence to support that here. Seriously, old people absolutely give zero shits. Whether it's just something you wouldn't expect someone in the age range to be wearing, or if it's just downright filthy, here it is. For more shirt humor, here are more foreign t-shirt bloopers.

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Two Fitness Bullies In Spin Class Throw Shade And Lose Jobs In Tactical Revenge


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These spin class fitness bullies sound like a couple detestable jerks. The fact that they end up losing access to the studio, AND losing their jobs/side hustle is just the kind of righteous, successful revenge that we love to celebrate back here at Fail Blog. The original thread can be found here.

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge content, we recommend checking out the timelessly entertaining classic of a bully landlord getting it in the end after a tenant's nuclear revenge.  

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Guy Courts Woman In A Crammed Closet With Her Parents Standing There


This is the most uncomfortable display of human awkwardness that I've ever seen. What on earth. "You can go ahead and give him a side hug if you want to." Let's just end it on that. 

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Guy Sends Lowballing Dude on Wild Goose Chase


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This feels like a mean thing to do, but at the same time the seller did lay out his policy from the get-go. Man shoulda read the description. Not sure if this kind of practice should be standard, it's kind of time-consuming and awful, but them's the breaks. To see a baffling amount of entitlement, check out these choosing beggars who thought the world was their ATM.

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Rude New Jersey Deer Farts at Bystander


There's not much more to it. This deer expressed its disapproval with this guy's advances by letting one rip.

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15 Fresh Tinder Fails And Wins From The Dating World's Hopeless Romantics


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Tinder never fails to deliver the rest of the world a steady stream of shameless immaturity, pickup lines, fails, and actually some solid wins. We've pulled together some of those fresh Tinder fails and wins for your enjoyment. As for any Tinderers busy trying to find love in a loveless place, stay safe out there. 

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Entitled Baby Boomer Goes Boom On Front Desk Worker


This whole situation is ridiculous, but angry baby boomer definitely stepped out of line. Whole lot of rage for a little refund! 

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Guy Flashmobs Homophobic Boss With Battalion of Gay Friends


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This guy noticed his boss began to treat him differently when he discovered another customer was his boyfriend. Then, he took things into his own hands. For another story of someone getting back at their crappy boss, here's a satisfying revenge story of a guy ending his ridiculously cheap boss.

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Twitter Users Explain Their Complicated Paths To Solving Simple Math Problems


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For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way. 

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Guy Gets Sweet Karmic Justice On Tinder Date Who Bailed On Splitting Dinner


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This starts as an "Am I The Asshole" question about whether or not this guy's the jerk for wanting to give the name and phone number of his Tinder date that just stood up and bailed when it came up that they should split the bill. From there we see a collective, "absolutely not the jerk." I mean, whoever that was sounds like a real piece of entitled work. Good riddance. To make matters all the more satisfying, it sounds like he got his sweet karmic justice on the nightmarish Tinder date in the end. 

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Pickpocket Caught Red-Handed At A Fair


He's lucky he didn't get choked out! 

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