If you're looking for cursed weird crap, look no further than Goodwill. You'll find mannequins with baby heads, Shrek rectal thermometers (Shrektal?), and signed crap from celebrities you forgot about. There's no end to the strange stuff you'll find in the average stack of junk. For more, here are some fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.
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There are moments that you realize you were being a bastard. Sometimes you realize it years later. Sometimes you didn't have a crucial piece of information and you need to be humbled in the moment because you were being an ass. It doesn't feel good to realize you were being the bad guy, but it happens a lot. For more like this, here areashamed people sharing their most embarrassing moment.
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Facebook gives the craziest and most misguided of souls a place to vent their thoughts. The resulting news feed can at times appear post apocalyptic, riddled with nonsense, and aggressively ignorant. We've got a nice slice of flat earthers and anti-vaxxers in this dump of insane people going full crazy on Facebook.
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"You spammed!" These brothers fighting over what looks like a very intense and important game of Super Smash Bros has a knack for triggering all the childhood memories. Those were the good old days.
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Is this real life? Bridezilla in this scenario is caught up telling her maid of honor that she'd rather not have her around for the wedding cause she gained some BABY WEIGHT. You've got to be kidding me. Baby weight? Get out of here! It seems like with wedding season in bloom, the bridezillas are coming out in full force.
We just got finished running a piece on an appallingly entitled bride who invited a stranger cause she had a reputation for having great gifts, and then made it even worse.
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Most people wish they were taller, but few people think that there might be any drawbacks to living in a world that was made to accommodate people a foot shorter than you. Here's a bunch of tall people cramped into small spaces, leering over bathroom dividers, hitting their heads on stuff, and generally being what seems like inappropriately tall. For some instructions for the tall, here's memes about how to talk to short people.
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This is an actual rollercoaster ride. What better way to honor your dad than to tell one badass story about his final stand against a big business takeover. All would've worked out just fine if it weren't for those damn meddling kids.
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As someone who makes a lot of Korean food, this is the best method for getting garlic peeled!
— 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ✣ 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 🌑 (@VPestilenZ) June 17, 2019
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The internet simply wasn't ready for this mind blowing garlic peeling hack. It's a humbling yet crucial moment when one realizes that they've been stumbling aimlessly through life, peeling garlic the wrong way. Well, no more. You're about to peel all the garlic to your heart's delight.
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It's as if this dude's goal was to breakup with his girlfriend without actually having to do the damn thing. When you find yourself in life thinking about charging your girlfriend for snacks, it is a dire time for a relationship assessment. Seems like a solid case of looking for a weak excuse to dip the ship. In this case the girlfriend actually finds out about his post! How about that.
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Every day has its minor successes and failures. For some reason the failures are a lot more memorable. Maybe because it's easier to take pictures of them. Anyway, here are some moments that ruined someone's day. For more, here are some impressive moments of misfortune and failure.
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These cursed class presentations must've left the class helplessly speechless. Sometimes a teacher or a student throws a total curveball the class's way, and it's all you can do to sit there and try to NOT make a scene.
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James Fridman never lets the internet down when there's a solid chance for some good old-fashioned photoshop trolling. People make it too easy when they bust out those typos and ridiculous requests. If you're looking for more gold from photoshop trolling master James Fridman, then check out this dump of more of his masterful work.
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Pee Wee uh, finds a way. Someone re-edited the classic T-Rex chase scene from Jurassic Park to feature Pee Wee Herman. It's definitely funnier, but also somehow just as scary as the original. That laugh, man. Chilling.
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Why'd he have to go and make us feel emotions! It hurts.
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This motel handled a blatant BS-riddled review in glorious fashion, by bringing the actual backstory into the picture. We're not sure what compels these lying reviewers to try and stain the reputation of upstanding establishments, but we sure do love it when the owners call the liars out on their BS.
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While social media has given the world amazing things like the ability to connect with friends and family, and share hilarious memes, there's others who use it for more selfish purposes. These folks are the ones who really know how to clear a room with their pomposity, self-veneration, and general sense of self-importance. These people who think they're just so god damn smart that you can't even begin to understand the pillar of intellect on which they sit. For more of these folks, check out these titans of knowledge.
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What a powerful and hilarious way to handle the paralyzing nuisance of a wave of intrusive thoughts. Nobody likes to hear that voice in the back of their head telling them to check the garage door or stove for the third, fourth, eh fifth time, cause you can never be too sure. In this case, the Tumblr thread works to assign funny personalities to those troubling intrusive thoughts. Seems like a pretty effective way to handle the situation.
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Warm up your eyes and get ready to be puzzled. We've got giant cats, people with horses for faces, things that look like other things and loads of other junk. Anyway, get ready for confusion and "aha" moments. For more optical illusions, check out these eye-crumbling images of crazy perspective
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When this guy's girlfriend allegedly suggested that she was "unroastable" he put it to the test. Let's just say that the roastmasters of Reddit were more than ready for the challenge. The comments section is a blazing inferno of brutal verbal assaults. Zero punches were pulled in these roasts.
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Doctors, nurses and technicians see some wild crap every day. It's not just all the injuries, it's the stupid things people are too embarrassed to mention. In case you were wondering, it's a bad idea to lie to a doctor. For more, here are some times medical professionals saw right through lying patients.
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There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.
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This bridezilla sounds like an absolutely despicable self-serving piece of work. She goes so far as to invite a stranger to her wedding cause she heard she might be able to cash in on a nice gift, and then when it seems like things might not go as she plans, she says the stranger can't come BUT can send some gifts. How delusional and desperate can you get.
If you're looking for more juicy bridezilla drama, check out the time a self-important bridezilla announced her engagement at her friend's wedding.
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"The old intentional balk. Never seen before in my life." Too damn good.
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There was no way of knowing this puggle would try to take down 8 inches of pure steak fat in one go. Maybe in his old age he got cocky, or he was having too good a time to care. Anyway, the story has a happy ending after the double sided foible of feeding too much fat to a dog who doesn't know how to eat. If you liked this, here's a funny story about a dog licking doors.
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Don't go announcing your engagement at someone else's weddingor this just might happen to you. The self-important bridezilla in this scenario went and announced her wedding while she was attending her friend's! From there, the revenge was cold-hearted and plain old brutal. I'm just trying to figure out why people that hate each other this much remain friends. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of love going on between these two friends.
Check out these marriage memes if you're looking for a nice summary of what to expect after the wedding.
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At least the internet had a good time with this one! This cat is absolutely aware of how it looks, and will likely hate dad forever.
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