Monday, June 17, 2019

HR Intervenes On Sandwich Saga Between Coworkers


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I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis! 

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Tom Hanks' Unplanned Speech Ends Up Being Epic AF


Really goes to show Tom Hanks' full range of comedy stylings. Look at him crush it like the living legend that he is!

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17 Triumphant Times Liars Got Called out for Their Stupid BS


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For whatever reason, people absolutely love to lie online. Whether it's for short-lived clout, spreading dangerous misinformation or fake internet points, there's just a bunch of troublesome liars out there. Luckily for us, there are people who identify these liars and call them out for their bullshit-spreading ways. For more online justice, here are some no-good liars who got called got called out for their absurd BS.

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Woman Gets Called Out After Mocking Guy Who Wanted To Take Her To Applebee's


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If you're going to mock a dude online for wanting to take you on a date, you better be ready for some blowback in the comments. In this case, she was hating on Applebee's. Ice cold man, ice cold. 

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10+ Men Share What They Think Would Be The Worst Things About Being A Woman


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Men of Reddit are sharing what they believe would be the hardest and most unpleasant things about being a woman. This AskReddit thread follows the one that was trending the other day, which involved women of Reddit sharing what they thought would be the worst parts about being a man. Check that thread out here.

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Sunday, June 16, 2019

Guy's Dirty Card Game Fail Traumatizes His Girlfriend's Hyper Religious Family


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This was destined for unholy disaster. This guy learned a swift and humiliating lesson in being extra careful about what games you decide to play with your girlfriend's potentially uptight, conservative, deeply religious family. Yikes all around! But an equal amount of hilarity in this story. 

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Meteorologist Ripping Apart The Flat Earthers In Under 5 Minutes


Some people truly believe that the world is flat. Maybe this video will help put a stop to all that nonsense. 

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Guy Uses Gender Swap Filter To Catfish Thirsty Dudes On Tinder


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Guy's can't get enough of Jess! You've likely picked up wind of Snapchat's viral new gender swap filter. Maybe you were out at a bar over the weekend, and caught drunken buddies absolutely losing it over seeing a real-time display of what they looked like as a group of chicks. The resulting memes and tweets from the Snapchat filter sensation have not been disappointing. 

And now we have a genius dude who decided to catfish guys on Tinder, by using the Snapchat gender swap filter to deceive them beyond belief. The resulting conversations that he shared are all kinds of shameless. Enjoy! 

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The Madness Of Hatpin Panic Explained In 12 Ridiculous Tweets


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Just to think that in the old days there were people out there fighting back against sickening pervs by pulling swords out of their hats. 

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Guy Beats BS Healthcare Bureaucracy by Sending 300+ Emails


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After being put on a waiting list for way too long and seeing his wife blown off by incompetent healthcare administration, this guy took the matter into his own hands, with some creative emailing and the use of telemarketing software. The world is full of people complying maliciously, like this IT guy who came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation.

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Guy's Hippie Girlfriend That Refuses To Get Rid Of Bedbugs Is The Reddest Flag We've Seen


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The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation. 

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21 Dad Jokes In Honor Of Father's Day


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These are awful and I absolutely love the. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

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Guy Shares Hilarious Stories About His Dad, Who's Basically Ron Swanson


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Twitter user @Kane's stories about his dad in honor of Father's Day bear a striking resemblance to the legend, Ron Swanson. Sounds like one very cool dad!

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8 Times AskReddit Answers Left Us Surprised


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These are deep, thought-provoking, and especially weird. I mean, can we talk about the lollipops tidbit? What's that about! 

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31 Completely Stupid Reasons Customers Got Irrationally Angry


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Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

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Panicked Reporter Is No Match for Tuba


This excited reporter made a fatal error while doing a high school spirit report live on air. Sure he's got spirit, but when he gets a little too up close and personal with the tuba and has to deal with the consequences in real time. Goddammit tubas are hilarious. Honestly, this news tuba fail might be art.

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21 Weird Things Teachers Confiscated from Students


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Maybe you broke the rules by having your phone out or smuggling in the "dreaded gum". These folks went above and beyond with weird crap that has no business being at a school. There's always that one kid who has like a toaster or something. Speaking of school rules, here are some salty folks who shared what was banned from their schools.

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16 Times The Internet Handed Us So Much Cringe That We Lost It


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Get ready to say, "thanks I hate it." Cause that's what good old-fashioned cringe has a truly remarkable ability to do; make us hate it and love it all at once. As for the creepy nice guys just imploding in the DMs. They need to seriously reassess their approach...to life. 

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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right


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Get on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb thing that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart i guess? They might be obvious, but they're not wrong. Here are some more jokes that are technically not wrong.

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Dude Doesn't Open Gift for Years, Suffers Belated Regret


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It's at least good that he didn't stake his whole life on the relationship, but yeah, that's a bit of a flub. It's best to not think about what could have been. These commenters are right though, maybe she was actually the one who dodged a bullet. For a story that might actually be considered too sad, check out this guy who broke his dad's dog's heart all over again.

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Guy Claims Impossible Burgers Are A Satanic Plot To Change Human DNA


Obviously anyone with some common sense would connect the dots between a plant-based burger and dark satanism-fueled plans. In this case, the Impossible Burger. Truly groundbreaking news here from one absolute nut, Rick Wiles. 

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Saturday, June 15, 2019

Man's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, So He Revenges So Hard They Self-Destruct


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This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation for How the Chicken in Moana Got so Dumb


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Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For some funny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Takes Absolutely Brutal Flying Dropkick To The Back


71-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger took an absolutely savage flying dropkick to the back when he was at a sporting event in South Africa. An update on Twitter from Schwarzeneggerconfirms that he won't be pressing charges, and instead hopes that the massive backlash serves as a wakeup call to the troubled young kid who pulled this BS stunt.

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19 Dunderheaded Simpletons Who Believed Satire


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What gets the blame for this? People's bad senses of humor? Poor reading comprehension skills? Whatever the reason, there are real idiots out there who, upon reading an obvious joke headline by a known satire website like The Onion, will assume it's true and pollute the comments section with their own moronic take on a fake situation. And man are these people fun to laugh at. For more here's another bunch of softheaded nincompoops who believed satire.

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New Target Employee Documents Their Bizarre First Week


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Working retail, you get to see an amazing number of characters stroll through the front door. There's always something new around the corner, ready to completely derail your day, make you miss your lunch break, and in rare cases, actually make you sort of happy. This Tumblr user documented their first few days of working at a Target, and the world did not disappoint. For more retail stories, check these horror stories from Hot Topic employees.

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Dispute Between Neighbors Evolves Into Blossoming Friendship


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What starts as a fiery dispute between neighbors quickly evolves into what looks like a beautiful, blossoming friendship between two Cubs fans. If only all neighbor wars worked out like this. 

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22 Imaginative Pieces of Graffiti That Used Their Environments


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Writing your nickname on a train car is one thing but turning an electrical box into a self portrait is some cool and unexpected artwork. Here are interesting uses of urban environments that were transformed through clever and interesting painting. For more of these, check out these pieces of cool graffiti that reinvented urban environments.

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