Friday, June 14, 2019

Woman's Viral Twitter Thread Explains Why It's Wrong To Shame People For Eating Junk Food


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It's better to eat junk food than to not eat at all. Twitter user @sibylpain, explains how junk food ultimately served an invaluable role in ensuring her family managed to stay fed during very rough times. This Twitter thread definitely serves a purpose while celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, rampages around online with his #AdEnough campaign, which aims to promote a new sugar tax. Were that sugar tax put into effect it'd raise the prices of junk food, to try and promote healthier living. 

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Guy Uses Photoshop To Get Out Of Work And It Goes Viral


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The key thing to note here is that Twitter user @PapaBoardslide, has since clarified that this was a job he quit 2 years ago. This is not a case of mindlessly idiotic self-snitching. Instead, a moment of gloating for a massive past victory. Gotta love when someone uses Photoshop to pull off the win. 

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12 Close Calls Where People Escaped Ruin by Moments


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These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.

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Stunning Video Of The World's Biggest Nuclear Icebreaker Sailing Across The Arctic


This video will knock the wind out of you! 

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Thursday, June 13, 2019

Supercut Of David Letterman Having A Hilariously Hard Time With Johnny Depp


Let's get a round of applause for the dude who actually knows nothing! Johnny Depp clearly gives zero f**k's. 

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Maintenance Guy Throws Out Fifteen Years Of Important Knowledge


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This might be the most beautiful way to handle an imminent firing that we've ever seen. Absolutely ruthless but sometimes that's what it takes to survive. 

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Dad's Commandments In 10 Tweets


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Twitter users are sharing their dad commandments in honor of the upcoming Father's Day. All the love for dads in these tweets!

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That Glorious Time Sam The Cooking Guy Told Off Kathie Lee And Hoda


He sacrifices himself for the greater good! Why have a guest on your show if you're just going to spend the whole time talking all over him. 

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That Glorious Time Sam The Cooking Guy Told Off Kathie Lee And Hoda


He sacrifices himself for the greater good! Why have a guest on your show if you're just going to spend the whole time talking all over him. 

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Teen Goes Viral After Posting About Her Cheating Ex


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Angry girlfriend went full savage mode on her cheating boyfriend by logging into his Snapchat and posting some photos. From there the internet proceeded to tear the dude apart, and eventually we all get blindsided by the twist ending. Which was that she just wanted to get back together with him all along...

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Guy Claims Women's Soccer Players Don't Deserve Equal Pay, Gets Destroyed On Twitter


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People were quick to shut down this guy's ignorant statement on Twitter! Guess that's what you get for sharing some solid word vomit with the world of Twitter. 

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25 Unlucky Moments That Put the Breaks on People's Good Times


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If there was a button we could push to not have anything bad happen, we'd do it. Sadly that button doesn't exist and all we can really do is look in awe at how many unforeseen unfortunate events can happen. Man, people are just magnets for misfortune. For more, here's some times misfortune got the best of people.

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Astronomers Discover Something Buried Under The Moon, "Destiny" Fans Got Jokes


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A recent study published online revealed that something is chilling about 186 miles beneath the surface of the Moon. The Twitter account for the "Destiny" video game had a point to make when CNN tweeted about it, and the thread that ensued was full of gems. 

Do we think this could be the start of something far more extraterrestrial than we ever thought possible? We should just leave that shit on the moon buried and alone. 

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Guy Ends Up Getting Investigated By The FBI For Doing His Job


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Well this has all the makings of a solid panic attack. Dude's just minding his own business, going about doing his job, and then boom: you find yourself being interrogated by some alarmed feds. Yikes. 

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33 Lucky Times People Matched Random Stuff


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Either the universe is running out of ideas, or various clothing and upholstery companies are running out of designs and fabrics. Here are times people matched not only the landscape around them, but walls, couches and random crap like markers and bottles. It's a fun time. For more funny outfit similarities, here are some times we had to ask "who wore it better?"

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Jessica Biel Comes Out As Anti-Vaxxer, Gets Absolutely Roasted On Twitter


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When pictures of Jessica Biel lobbying against a bill that was pro-vaccines surfaced online, the internet collectively lost its shit. Specifically, Jessica Biel lobbied alongside anti-vaxxer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at the California State Assembly. 

There they both vocalized opposition to SB 276. This bill would serve to limit medical exemptions from vaccinations, and also require a public health officer to clear such exemptions. Queue the Twitter reactions and general outrage. 

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26 Tinder Hits and Misses to Make Dating More Confusing


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You never know what's gonna happen on dating apps. Okay, most of the time you're gonna have a crappy conversation until one of you stops responding. But you never truly know what's gonna happen out there and start wooing people with terrible puns. For more outrageousness from the dating world, here's some more funny tinder profiles.

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Spectators Witness Extremely Close Mach-Loop By An F-15


Absolutely incredible!

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Ex-Racists Of Reddit Share What Made Them Change Their Mind


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Ex-racists of Reddit are sharing what made them ultimately change their ways. The results might surprise you. Like who knew that Sesame Street could play such a fundamental role in reshaping someone's outlook? 

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Overreacting Tourists Break Elevator To Escape


Getting stuck in an elevator is a pretty common occurrence. Typically what happens is you let the staff know you're in there, and then some random dude shows up after a few minutes to calmly let you out. Maybe being in a different country freaked this family out to the point of hysteria, or maybe they've never seen an elevator before. Either way, the moment was a little more dramatic than it had to be.

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17 Moments of Failure That Prove Kids Are Stupid Idiots


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Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.

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Woman Says She Was Raised To Take Care Of Her Husband, Gets Roasted On Twitter


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I mean, this one was bound to get the people going. If her goal in composing this tweet was to piss people off, and get the Twitterverse riled up...then mission accomplished. 

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14 People Share The Biggest Historical F**K You's


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People are sharing the biggest moments in history that look like one giant "f**k you." The resulting historical facts are definitely entertaining! 

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Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Judge Judy Throws A Guy Out Who Laughs Too Hard At Her Jokes


Get out. Just get out. Just leave. Don't say anything at all. You're done here. 

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A Full Tub Of 30 Shower Thoughts To Deep Soak You With Wisdom


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Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened. 

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A Former Marine's Opinion On Realistic War Games (22 Tweets)


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War. War never changes. 

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34 Completely Stupid Reasons Kids Had Meltdowns


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You can tell a child all day that holding a cup of water upside down is a bad idea, but they're not gonna believe you until they screw it up for themselves. Sadly, toddlers learn every day that the world doesn't bend to their needs, and with learning comes earth-shattering tantrums. For more of these, here are snaps of kids having total meltdowns over mundane things.

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Hag Of A Stepmom Gives Away Dude's PS4, So He Rents Out Her House


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Sounds like this stepmom had it coming when she tossed out the poor kid's PS4. You don't mess with the PS4! 

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Shy Deadpan Girl Viciously Defeats Big Loud Guy In NYC Comedy Roast Battle


She just completely altered his sense of self. 

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