Monday, June 10, 2019

Woman's Review For Pocketed Yoga Pants Is Comedy Gold


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There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it! 

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Guy's Sad Mistake Breaks His Dad's Dog's Heart All Over Again


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Honestly this story might be *too* sad, so only read on if you want to learn about a guy who thoroughly disappointed his late father's dog in the most accidentally cruel way possible. For a much lighter dog story, here's a very sweet story of a good boy moving to a new house and licking all the doors.

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32 Non-Americans Share Rumors About the U.S. That Turned out to Be True


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If you didn't grow up with garbage disposals and cheez wiz, you might also think that they aren't real. Also paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for education. Here are some things people were dumbfounded to discover actually do exist in the US of A. For the other way around, here are some culture shocked Americans describing sharing things they didn't realize were so American.

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Russian Butt Slapping Should Be An Olympic Sport


What even is going on, and does it matter? This whole business of Russian butt slapping will make many people feel things...

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Guy's Car Story with Unforgettable Ending Will Make You Say "Goddamn It"


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This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.

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Boyfriend Of 5 Years Cheats On Girlfriend, So She Ruins His Runescape Account


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Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

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The Very Best Of PornHub Legend Ryan Creamer (20 Images)


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Ryan Creamer is the maddest lad out there! What an absolute legend. 

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Guy On Twitter Shares Emotional Story About Steak-Umm's Saving Him


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Why'd this guy have to go and make us feel things. We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise


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When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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Tyrannical Landlord Gets Dealt Satisfying Justice For Scamming His Tenants


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A powerful lesson in not taking a landlord's word for anything. Stand up for yourself! If you're looking for some more satisfying revenge against bully landlords, check out this piece. It is truly something else. 

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Sunday, June 9, 2019

Marine Scams The Scammer With Police For A Brilliant Revenge


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We're all about brilliant revenge tales here at Fail Blog. You know, the ones that just leave that sweet taste in our mouths like someone finally got what was coming to them. You might say a well-executed revenge is just the right amount of karma and tactical planning. Anyways, this particular revenge story involves a couple brothers scamming the scammer with the police. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

If you're looking for something similar, check out the time an IT guy came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation. Not exactly pro revenge, but still very satisfying and brilliant! 

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10+ Troubled Doctors Share Their Anti-Vax Parent Stories


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Doctors of Reddit are sharing their experiences on the job with anti-vax parents. The resulting stories are all kinds of troubling. The stupid is strong with some of these parents. Let's just leave it at that. 

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Conflicted Dad Asks The Internet If He Should Reveal Daughter's Dark Secret To Her Fiancé


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This is a TOUGH one. Dad isn't sure whether or not he should tell his 25-year-old daughter's fiancé about the fact that she's a diagnosed sociopath. I mean, what do you do with all that? 

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19 Cheap Bastards Who Tried to Take Advantage of People


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Lurking in this world is a population of ungrateful, entitled, rude people who lack any patience or common decency. They come from all walks of life. Not only do they devalue other people's work, they'll also waste your time and be total asses about it. That said, it is kind of fun to watch them try to get a deal on a lawnmower. Check this out for more reckless cheapskates.

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Concerned Moms' Note For An Anti-Vaxxer Neighbor Is Handling Stupid At Its Best


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These concerned Wisconsin moms are not messing around. They took it on themselves to alert a new tenant moving in that they'd be living in the vicinity of an anti-vaxxer. And how do they do this? Well, with one of those wonderful, neighborly notes! When it comes to spreading the word about anti-vaxxers, the neighborly notes do serve their purpose. 

If you're in the mood for some seriously passive aggressive neighbor notes, check these low key angry notes from neighbors out. 

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Guy on Drugs Is How We Wish We Could Wake up in the Morning


After this dude got his wisdom teeth pulled, his dad was left explaining to him what his life was like. He seems pretty excited about his situation. If only we could all be so enthusiastic about our lives every time we woke up.

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Kid's Hilarious Letter To His Mom After Missing The School Bus Goes Viral


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So this kid's definitely going to go far in life. I don't know about you guys, but if I missed the bus to school as a kid, the LAST thing I'd be doing is writing a letter to mom about it. 

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Woman Finds Worm In Salad And It Escalates Into A Surprising Customer Service Story


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When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace. 

If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries. 

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Foolish Woman Releases Balloons At The Worst Place


Talk about a SHOCKING ending to someone's graduation. 

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Guy Buys Flowers For A Stranger's Grave And It Escalates Quickly


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He made a grave mistake!

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A Colossal Funeral Fail Results In Unforgettable Walk Of Shame


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Are you ready to laugh until you cry? This funeral fail started out innocent enough, with a "you got this" and descended quickly into an absolute mess. 

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Internet Reacts To An Absolutely Insane High-Rise Swimming Pool


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When CNN reported on an insane high-rise swimming pool to be built on top of a skyscraper in London, Twitter users stepped forward to express some pressing questions and concerns. Can you blame them? Looks like that pool is a bit of a death trap. 

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23 Moments of Trashiness to Fill the Dumpster-Shaped Hole in Your Heart


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Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

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A Panicked Network Admin's Fail Threatens The Future Of Pixar


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The best horror story I've read in a while! The implications of this network admin's fail ran deep enough to threaten the well being of PIXAR. And within that, Toy Story itself. You probably needed a bucket to collect all the sweat falling off their panicked body when they realized what they'd done. Pure and unadulterated nightmare fuel! 

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Kid Experiences Worst Nightmare When Stumbling Upon Mom's Affair


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This kid stumbled upon a bit of an emotionally scarring nightmare, when they discovered their mom in the middle of the affair. And to make matters even more brutal and confusing, they learn that the dad knows about it. Sounds like quite the situation. 

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Halle Berry Confronts Howie Mandel After He Made Joke About Her Hit-And-Run Accident


Who's really the cringe bringer in this awkward situation caught on live TV? Hard to say. 

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Big Tumblr Post Of Medieval Battle Tactics Is A Rollercoaster Of Information


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You might enter this information-packed Tumblr thread with a bit of hesitation about trying to consume a big load of knowledge; but rest assured, you'll come out entertained. Medieval battle tactics were a WILD thing. Leave it to Tumblr to illustrate that fact with a tidal wave of fun facts. 

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