Sunday, June 9, 2019

Guy on Drugs Is How We Wish We Could Wake up in the Morning


After this dude got his wisdom teeth pulled, his dad was left explaining to him what his life was like. He seems pretty excited about his situation. If only we could all be so enthusiastic about our lives every time we woke up.

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Kid's Hilarious Letter To His Mom After Missing The School Bus Goes Viral


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So this kid's definitely going to go far in life. I don't know about you guys, but if I missed the bus to school as a kid, the LAST thing I'd be doing is writing a letter to mom about it. 

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Woman Finds Worm In Salad And It Escalates Into A Surprising Customer Service Story


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When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace. 

If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries. 

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Foolish Woman Releases Balloons At The Worst Place


Talk about a SHOCKING ending to someone's graduation. 

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Guy Buys Flowers For A Stranger's Grave And It Escalates Quickly


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He made a grave mistake!

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A Colossal Funeral Fail Results In Unforgettable Walk Of Shame


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Are you ready to laugh until you cry? This funeral fail started out innocent enough, with a "you got this" and descended quickly into an absolute mess. 

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Internet Reacts To An Absolutely Insane High-Rise Swimming Pool


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When CNN reported on an insane high-rise swimming pool to be built on top of a skyscraper in London, Twitter users stepped forward to express some pressing questions and concerns. Can you blame them? Looks like that pool is a bit of a death trap. 

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23 Moments of Trashiness to Fill the Dumpster-Shaped Hole in Your Heart


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Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

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A Panicked Network Admin's Fail Threatens The Future Of Pixar


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The best horror story I've read in a while! The implications of this network admin's fail ran deep enough to threaten the well being of PIXAR. And within that, Toy Story itself. You probably needed a bucket to collect all the sweat falling off their panicked body when they realized what they'd done. Pure and unadulterated nightmare fuel! 

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Kid Experiences Worst Nightmare When Stumbling Upon Mom's Affair


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This kid stumbled upon a bit of an emotionally scarring nightmare, when they discovered their mom in the middle of the affair. And to make matters even more brutal and confusing, they learn that the dad knows about it. Sounds like quite the situation. 

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Halle Berry Confronts Howie Mandel After He Made Joke About Her Hit-And-Run Accident


Who's really the cringe bringer in this awkward situation caught on live TV? Hard to say. 

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Big Tumblr Post Of Medieval Battle Tactics Is A Rollercoaster Of Information


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You might enter this information-packed Tumblr thread with a bit of hesitation about trying to consume a big load of knowledge; but rest assured, you'll come out entertained. Medieval battle tactics were a WILD thing. Leave it to Tumblr to illustrate that fact with a tidal wave of fun facts. 

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Saturday, June 8, 2019

Vegan Influencer Caught Eating Fish Fails Miserably At Making Excuses


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Nothing gets us going like a popular vegan influencer getting caught up in the middle of exploiting the very people claims to represent. And the downward spiral from there is nothing less than a fiery disaster. Yovana you done messed up real bad. 

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Scary Tumblr Post On The Swimming Pool Apocalypse Takes A Humorous Twist


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I sorely hope nobody actually believes this. What starts as a nightmarish and unsettling Tumblr post gives way to a lesson in why you should read those usernames. Therein lies the real answer to the peace of mind in this post. That being said, here is an actual freaky Tumblr post on what you should do if you're ever buried alive. Now THAT is something my anxiety can get behind with full enthusiasm. 

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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes


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Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.

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Frustrated Guy Gets Noisy NSFW Revenge on Home Renovation TV Show


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Well, play stupid games, get stupid prizes. We're fans of any revenge story where the powers that be get theirs just for thinking they could swing their weight around. Check out this story for a sales dude getting back at his company.

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A Spectacular Dump Of 32 Entertaining Tweets To Fuel Your Saturday Internet Surfing


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This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump. 

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Comedian's Bit On McDonald's Commercials And Minimum Wages Is Timeless And Relevant


McDonalds Exec: "MINIMUM WAGE IS TOO HIGH!"

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The Rare Genie Outtakes Of Robin Williams In Aladdin


May Robin Williams rest in peace. This video does a wonderful job at showing just how much of a master at improv that Robin Williams truly was. 

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Parisians Try To Pronounce Words In English


"Hedgehog? I'm pretty sure that's a city."

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10+ Adults Reveal Things They Should've Mastered By Now But Failed To Do So


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You might connect with some of these adults and their struggles. You know, those things that society expects us to have a handle on, when in reality we're nowhere close to being able to do it. Like small talk, or getting out of bed on time. Yeah, those are too real. 

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27 Crazy Things People's Loved Ones Have Said In their Sleep


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The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

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26 Weird and Awesome Tinder Profiles That Make a Case for Being Single


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It's a wild world out there in the Tinderverse. You never know what kind of gem or gum you're gonna step in. We're just glad people are going outside the box with their approach toward dating.

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13 Supernaturally Entitled Bozos Who Let Their Greed Flag Fly


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We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.

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20+ Twitter Users Share Their Favorite '80s Memories


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If you remember a lot of the things off this list, you might be older than you thought. Gotta say it sounds like a nice era when you could get into all kinds of trouble and not have to worry about it being recorded, and going viral! 

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11 Savage Times Chickens Got Shamed For Doing Their Thing


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These chickens were just minding their own business trying to make it in this mad and cruel world, when suddenly, they got ruthlessly shamed. And there's just something so helplessly hilarious about a poor, seemingly defenseless chicken getting shamed. 

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Embarrassed Dude Discovers the One Flaw With Having a Dirty Recovery Password


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When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

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An Emotional Twitter Thread About Happy The Elephant (10 Tweets)


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We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! Why did this Twitter thread have to make us feel all the emotions today. It's too much.

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