Millennial Proves Dumb Survey About Millennials Being Trash Cooks Is Dumb

Twitter user @mccanner, went ahead and challenged an incendiary tweet claiming that millennials are the worst generation of cooks known to this world yet. She broke out the Google search research skills with a fiery passion. It seems like she's presented a solid case for why this dumb survey about millennials is in fact dumb. 

Want some more Millennial content? Check out the one time a ridiculous couple expecting their first baby went full whiny millennial over here. Now THAT was something worth getting real worked up about. Unbelievable, really.  

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Tagged: twitter , cooking , millennials , social media , ridiculous , reaction , funny

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9 Times PornHub Legend Ryan Creamer Was A Mess Of Wholesome

Oh it's ya boi, Ryan Creamer. I mean, can we talk about how high his ratings are? Ryan Creamer's content creation game is next level. 

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Tagged: wholesome , trolling , pornhub , ridiculous , funny

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Announcer Hilariously Catches Foul Ball Himself

He's out here doing everyone's job! This announcer had a very proud moment when he got to announce himself catching a foul ball. He sure let everyone know how impressed he was with his performance.

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Tagged: narration , foul , sports , announcer , catch , awesome , baseball , highlights , foul ball , funny , win , lucky

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Med Student Has Classic Encounter With Conspiracy Theorist Anti-Vax Parent

You can't cure stupid but you sure can manipulate it. This fourth year med student's classic encounter with a ridiculous anti-vax parent is all kinds of gold. They handled the situation beautifully. 

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Tagged: medicine , anti-vaxxers , medical , ridiculous , doctors , funny , stupid

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Man's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, So He Revenges So Hard They Self-Destruct

This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

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Tagged: marriage , revenge , wife , cheating , divorce , breakup

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30 Hilarious Moments Overheard in Los Angeles

Here are some awesome and distinctively LA conversations. You've got Instagram influencers getting shut down, health nuts reaching their breaking point, and sad people aggressively trying to ignore their problems. For more funny stuff people weren't necessarily supposed to hear, here's more funny superficial conversations overheard in LA.

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Tagged: eavesdropping , overheard , los angeles , FAIL , jokes , witness , city , lol , health , food , funny , stupid , dating

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20+ People Who've Had Absolutely Terrible Days

Well these disastrous days are horribly awesome. If you thought the struggle was too painfully real, these will serve as a glaring reminder that someone else out there is always going through it just like you in some capacity. Life's a struggle and we're just here to document as much of it as we can. 

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Tagged: ouch , FAIL , struggle , painful , ridiculous , funny

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35 Hilarious Things People Said Under Anesthesia

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

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Tagged: insane , scary , nurse , injury , embarrassing , cringe , Awkward , doctor , put under , funny , weird , stupid , surgery , surgeon , anesthesia , colonoscopy

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A Guy's Insanely Suspenseful Story About Accidentally Transporting Drugs

What a WILD ride. Whether or not this guy's story is actually grounded in truth is the real question. Seems pretty ridiculous to give up all this information with all the risks that could come of talking about it...

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Tagged: crazy , sketchy , twitter , drugs , crime , social media , ridiculous

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Former FBI Agent Breaks Down How To Read Body Language

Can a trained poker player really hide his emotions, or is everything inevitably on the surface waiting to be read if we look hard enough? 

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Tagged: FBI , government , awesome , interesting , Video , agent

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10+ Criminally Stupid Times People Outed Themselves To The Police

These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.  

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Tagged: Criminally Dumb Criminal , askreddit , ridiculous , dumb , illegal , funny , stupid , police

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Kids Track down Dad's Army Buddy He Hasn't Seen in 58 Years

Charlotte said "My father had not seen his Army buddy, Ken, in 58 years and our family arranged a surprise visit. Incidentally, Dad's nickname in the Army was "Tex" and no one else has ever called him that."

That's some pretty powerful stuff right there.

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Tagged: wholesome , veterans , reunion , reunited , emotional , amazing , army , Video

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Crazy Footage Of Mecca's Grand Mosque Plagued By Swarm Of Locusts

An absolutely massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca's Grand Mosque in a terrible display of nature doing its worst. You would NOT have wanted to be caught up in the middle of this! 

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Tagged: nature , crazy , scary , ridiculous , locusts , Video

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation for How the Chicken in Moana Got so Dumb

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For some funny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

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Tagged: disney , chicken , trivia , movies , interesting , characters , amazing , story , funny , reproduction

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Dude Details An Absolutely Agonizing Haircut At Sport Clips

This story of a guy's struggle through an agonizing haircut at Sport Clips will strike a chord for anyone who's ever found themselves in the middle of an awkward conversation with an aggressively social hairdresser. Sometimes we just want to sit there and get out hair cut with minimal social interaction.

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Tagged: social anxiety , tired , relatable , haircut , ridiculous , funny

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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF

Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

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Tagged: metal , cool , biography , facts , history , awesome , iron , amazing , story , knight , hand

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Marine Scams The Scammer With Police For A Brilliant Revenge

We're all about brilliant revenge tales here at Fail Blog. You know, the ones that just leave that sweet taste in our mouths like someone finally got what was coming to them. You might say a well-executed revenge is just the right amount of karma and tactical planning. Anyways, this particular revenge story involves a couple brothers scamming the scammer with the police. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

If you're looking for something similar, check out the time an IT guy came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation. Not exactly pro revenge, but still very satisfying and brilliant! 

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Tagged: scammer , revenge , awesome , scam , win

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15 Times Miserable Liars Got Called on Their Stupid BS

There are a lot of reasons people lie online. They lie to get fake internet points, to mislead consumers, and to just make themselves feel better. People write fake reviews, ask fake questions, claim someone lost weight through their own scam diet shakes, and make up ridiculous, outlandish lies. Luckily there are people out there committed to finding the truth and calling this BS out into the light. For more justice, here are more no-good liars who got called on their BS.

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Tagged: quit your bullshit , made up , comments , justice , FAIL , lies , truth , bullshit , wrong , liars , tweets , idiots , stupid , win

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Woman On Twitter Gets Scorched For Her Rant Shaming Broke People

This woman who runs a website literally called, "Positivity Right Now" is getting dragged all over Twitter for her rant shaming broke people for having no manners. For someone who's allegedly about spreading positivity, let's just say that this AIN'T IT. 

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Conflicted Dad Asks The Internet If He Should Reveal Daughter's Dark Secret To Her Fiancé

This is a TOUGH one. Dad isn't sure whether or not he should tell his 25-year-old daughter's fiancé about the fact that she's a diagnosed sociopath. I mean, what do you do with all that? 

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Tagged: marriage , parenting , difficult , ethics , reaction

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10+ Troubled Doctors Share Their Anti-Vax Parent Stories

Doctors of Reddit are sharing their experiences on the job with anti-vax parents. The resulting stories are all kinds of troubling. The stupid is strong with some of these parents. Let's just leave it at that. 

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Tagged: medicine , askreddit , parenting , educational , anti-vaxxers , doctors

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19 Dunderheaded Simpletons Who Believed Satire

What gets the blame for this? People's bad senses of humor? Poor reading comprehension skills? Whatever the reason, there are real idiots out there who, upon reading an obvious joke headline by a known satire website like The Onion, will assume it's true and pollute the comments section with their own moronic take on a fake situation. And man are these people fun to laugh at. For more here's another bunch of softheaded nincompoops who believed satire.

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Tagged: frustration , news , comments , jokes , the onion , satire , lol , fake news , social media , angry , ridiculous , idiots , funny , stupid

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Motel Shuts Down 1-Star Review Accusing Them Of Racism, With All The Facts

This motel handled a blatant BS-riddled review in glorious fashion, by bringing the actual backstory into the picture. We're not sure what compels these lying reviewers to try and stain the reputation of upstanding establishments, but we sure do love it when the owners call the liars out on their BS. 

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Tagged: reviews , quit your bullshit , motel , restaurant , win

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23 Red Flags to Look for to Avoid Miserable Restaurants

Cooks and Servers are eager to tell you exactly what to look for to avoid wasting too much money on bad food in a dirty restaurant. So here are some red flags to look for the next time your friend tries bringing you to a place they "swear is decent." For more insider knowledge on restaurants, here are some of the biggest mark-ups and ripoffs in the industry.

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Tagged: warning , tips , cook , server , gross , life hacks , restaurant , chef , expensive , food , sick , red flag , dirty

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Takes Absolutely Brutal Flying Dropkick To The Back

71-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger took an absolutely savage flying dropkick to the back when he was at a sporting event in South Africa. An update on Twitter from Schwarzeneggerconfirms that he won't be pressing charges, and instead hopes that the massive backlash serves as a wakeup call to the troubled young kid who pulled this BS stunt.

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Tagged: crazy , violence , Arnold Schwarzenegger , ridiculous , dangerous , Video

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Cocky eSports Athletes Visit GameStop, Shocked Nobody Recognizes Them

Well this is easily the saddest thing I've ever seen. These eSports "athletes" are absolutely blown away that nobody recognizes them when they mob into a GameStop. Where's the red carpet?! 

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Tagged: cringe , Awkward , ridiculous , uncomfortable , video games , funny , Video , esports

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Tumblr Thread Captures The Stupid Realities Of Scientific Language

Scientists and technicians go through a lot of time and effort in order to make their reports sound as science-y and official as possible. However, that doesn't undo the fact that people screw up every day. What's left is people trying to come up with official sounding statements for "I dunno, I screwed up man." Chalk it up to tumblr to overcomplicate things. Check this out for a Tumblr report on how cute humans are.

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Tagged: nasa , FAIL , tumblr , terminology , language , science , scientific , funny , stupid , funny tumblr

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Comedian Discovers His Jokes Were Stolen By The Spanish Amy Schumer

Caught that shameless kleptomaniac on camera! Seems like he might be just a little upset...

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Tagged: amy schumer , comedy , ridiculous , funny , Video , comedian

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Successful Sportsman Realizes He's Accidentally Been Doping the Whole Time

Well that's a tense moment when you realize your success might have been influenced by your heart medication. That said, it would be the perfect excuse if he had been knowingly illegally doping. Eh, we take his word for it. Weird problem to have. Sometimes, however, people do lie to their doctors for a multitude of reasons. Here are some stories from doctors who saw right through lying patients.

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Tagged: competition , heart , FAIL , medicine , doctor , strange , surprise , medication , winning , funny , weird , win , shooting

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