The world is a big amazing place filled with all types of people. Some of these people lack self awareness to a profound degree. Like it's actually amazing how bad some people are at thinking.And we love to hear about them. Here's some more dumb stuff people have said.
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I STRIVE to be on Grandpa's level! He's the hero of spontaneity that we need and deserve! Wonder how Grandma felt about it though.
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This panicked dude learned a swift and hilarious lesson about parakeet's and their knack for flying away, if you take them outside! We don't think he'll be trying this stunt out again anytime soon!
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These dissatisfied customers did NOT like their haircuts, and they made sure to tell their barbers about it. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is speak up to your barbers, when they just made a mess on your head, cause you don't want to be rude; but your honesty could be what they need to grow!
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These people had some SERIOUS close brushes with death. They were saved by the grace of good luck itself, and sometimes something more. It is insane how close we can come to meeting our end in a careless fail.
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While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.
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This oblivious café customer encounter is any of us just trying to make it through another day without being an absolute failure. The struggle is real, and it plagues us often. That being said, we can't verify whether or not this story was pulled out of thin air altogether. Hard to say. Still entertaining to imagine it going down!
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Belted this one out from his old and tired and war-hardened soul!
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Maybe this is one massive act of trolling and someone at the White House is a bonafide Red Sox hater. Otherwise, this is just the kind of sports fail that we love to see dance across our news feeds.
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This was the kind of survey destined for dark and depraved and outright ridiculous results! You will not be disappointed in just how crazy some of these results got...
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If you're gonna send some old-fashioned hate on Facebook, you best be ready for it to get back to your mom. This guy was on track for a harsh and hilarious reality check.
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The internet is full of lying liars and sadly the burden of routing them out is placed squarely on the general public. Lucky for us there's a hard-researching few who are committed to pointing out the lies. And boy does that justice feel good. Check this out for more liars who got called out on their absurd BS.
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This is some actual pro revenge right here. Just believable enough to enjoy and not question the whole time. Sounds like cheating girlfriend got hers in the end. There goes that dream of the sorority!
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Is it that hard to install a tv without it falling over and crashing onto the floor? Is it hard to find parking without getting your car encased in cement? Is it hard to make a cake without ruining your kitchen? No, not really. But sometimes you just get unlucky. For more moments of disappointment, check out these times people's days got derailed by misfortune.
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Karen doesn't mess around when it comes to her milkshake! Fortunately, this example of a Karen going off, finds a happy ending in a satisfying revenge tale. We don't think she'll be stirring up trouble again anytime soon when it comes to her DoorDash milkshake delivery. Tough luck, Karen!
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Is this guy in the wrong for wanting to call off his wedding, or is he being completely reasonable given the circumstances? This one was bound to make some waves...
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When you move into a new neighborhood, there's a choice everyone has to make. That choice is whether you decide to get to know your neighbors, or commit to a lie that involves faking a French accent for WAY longer than you intended. For another interesting story about a lie, here's a lazy student who actually got away with their lie.
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It's almost always a bad idea to lie to a doctor. Like, if you're in the hospital for a legit reason, it's always a better option to actually tell them what happened to you. And if you're in a doctors office for a totally illegitimate reason. idk what to say, man. Anyway with that out of the way, here's some juicy times people lied to doctors and faked illness for various reasons. If you want even more of a sad thrill, here are doctors telling stories of their most dangerously stupid patients.
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Get ready to smile and cry your butt off! This Tumblr thread brings on all the feels.
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These police officers did NOT have the right guy. The ensuing stories are filled with avoidable panic and the sweet relief of realizing that everything is in fact, okay, and not about to give way to criminal charges.
Want some more police-themed drama? Check out this list of the times police officers encountered criminal masterminds, here! Some wild stuff in there.
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Classic Kevin! This puzzled teacher's story about his encounter with the dumbest person he'd ever met, is EVERYTHING. Some folks really do fall through all the cracks.
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Many of these aren't nearly as strange as people are making them out to be! That, or we're all a bunch of crazy weird lunatics!
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Can't help but love some good old science/math-related humor. It's nerdy as hell, and filled to the brim with facepalm worthy laughs.
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Some dads just know how to have fun! This dad and his son look like they're having the time of their lives!
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