Well that was unexpected, and I'm disturbed now.
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Saturday, April 27, 2019
15 Frustrating Cheapskates Whose Selfishness Knows No Bounds
Self involved people are a nightmare on their own, but when they want something from you for free, they make themselves your problem. Here are some laughably cheap doofuses who wanted people's stuff for free, all while being huge jerks about it. If you wanna see more, here's a raging dumpster fire of unreasonable choosing beggars.
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Guy Goes Full Stupid With A Highly Dangerous Sydney Funnelweb Spider
26 Pieces Of Hilarious Brain-Draining Movie Satire
So dumb and we absolutely love it. Get ready to subtly laugh your ass off.
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Angry Nigerian Google Reviews Are A Gift To The World
Experience the deep disgust with them! It's so vivid. These restaurant and hotel reviews are comedy gems. Just our favorite kind of unintentionally hilarious.
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Man Gets Stupid Body Modification So The Comments Section Goes Extreme Stupid
Chad, what have you done. If you came for the comments, you will NOT be disappointed. A whole lot of people must've been blocked after this guy shared his body modification life update. He warned 'em! Be rude and get blocked. Man, he just teed himself up for a roasting on par with the best of them, in the comments section. This takes us back to that one time an Anti-Vaxxer asked a stupid question, and the comments section stepped up with all the stupid prizes. Check that out here if you haven't seen it yet.
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24 Little Things That Make People Mad At The Entire Planet
These tiny triggering things are the equivalent of getting a mini rock stuck in your shoe, when you're in the middle of trying to walk somewhere. They are miniature in size, but just enough to drive someone off the wall INSANE.
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A Series Of Life's Unwritten Rules In 23 Helpful Images
Consider the following a rundown of how to move through life with causing as little disturbance to other people around you. We're all just trying to survive in this bubble of chaos, man.
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The Soul Draining Struggle Of Working Retail In 21 Tweets
The struggle is REAL in working retail. You tend to give up a part of yourself when you submit yourself to a place where carefully manufactured smiles, and howareyou eyes, and a stubborn (faked) optimism in the face of unruly customers who just want to be upset about something. These tweets capture the tough emotional rollercoaster that the retail/customer service grind can take you on.
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A Large Steaming Dump Of 23 Stressfully Cursed Toilets
This is an abomination of a dump. I've never seen so many hopelessly cursed toilets in my life. Can you imagine for a second trying to use one of these? There goes that needing to take a piss problem...
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Friday, April 26, 2019
How Anti-Vaxxers Sound To Normal People With Intentionally Ridiculous Comparisons
I don't wear clothes because our skin already protects us. These are great.
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Engineer Gets Back At Lazy Evil Cable Corporation With Act Of Vengeful Generosity
He went FULL Robin Hood mode on this. Sounds like the neighbors didn't have any complaints. Revenge is a dish best served free to all the neighbors in this glorious revenge story.
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32 Amazingly Unlikely Moments That Went Against All Odds
You're bound to see a few incredibly unlikely moments in your life. Luckily, with the power of the internet, you can see and learn about oodles of crazily unlikely occurrences! So here are some amazing moments that went against the statistics. If this was too uplifting, here are some instances that weren't so lucky.
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20 Unimpressed Employers Share The Worst CV Fails They've Ever Seen
These puzzled employers must've been speechless over the CVs we're considering here. That being said. Can we please hoist a cheers to the champion who dedicated his CV to bullet points about cheese.
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Game Of Thrones Actors Who Sound Absolutely Nothing Like Their Characters
Are you ready to have your minds blown? Game of Thrones fans aren't even ready for this. And if you're still hurting for some more Game of Thrones content? Check out the viral meme sensation that is Daenerys' squinty smile here. Thanks for that one, internet.
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A Vital Facebook Post On How To Safely Leave An Abusive Partner
Hopefully you or anyone else you know never has to use this!
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Guy Busts a Nut in Worst Possible Way
So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.
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Incredible Listing for the Gaudiest House You've Ever Seen
Imgur user Solarstephy got a hot tip on this Ranch style house in Buda, Texas. It looks pretty unassuming from the outside, but step inside and your eyes start to water. Who of all people would be comfortable living here? A baroque cowboy? Some kind of grandma Dracula? Delores Umbridge? If you're intrigued by people trying to sell terrible houses, check out these terrible real estate photos.
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A Hysterical Woman's Story Of Freeing Two Pigeons From Her Living Room
These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold.
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Road Rager Doesn't Know Who To Take His Anger Out On
A prime example of blind rage. Some people just need to get mad at something.
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Rowdy Downstairs Neighbors Won't Turn Down Music, Get Nuked From Orbit
These loud and rowdy neighbors learned a brutal lesson in one sweet and satisfying revenge story. Good on this dude for taking charge!
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A Gynecologist's Viral Twitter Thread On Why Garlic Shouldn't Go In Vaginas
This Gynecologist's wild and informative Twitter thread seeks to explain why garlic should NOT go in vaginas. Yes, apparently that is a thing happening in this world.
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25 Dumb and Inappropriate Design Fails to Stupid Up Your Life
Nothing lifts our spirits quite like accidental filth. It's just one of those things you don't see so often, like a shooting star or a double rainbow. Anyway, here's the spoils of people's incompetence. Check this out for more sinister, stupid and dirty design failures.
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Guy's Private Detective Job Takes A Turn Down Sketchy Avenue
This guy's experience working as a private detective in his 20's is more relatable than you might think; and that is to not ignore the red flag warning signs that could spare you from signing on for a job that's best off being avoided. If your gut is telling you that something isn't right, you best listen to it.
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Christian College's Nudity Censorship Attempt Results In Hilarious Fails
They for real censored the Mona Lisa. THE MONA LISA. We're not sure who championed this censorship cause, but the ensuing "fails" are just our kind of jam.
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15+ Of The Funniest Things Strangers Said That Made People Die Of Laughter
You never know when you'll be out busy wandering through the mess of life, when you hear a stranger say absolute hilarious nonsense. The surprising moment might be enough to make you smile, and kill ya with laughter. Enjoy the following bizarre and entertaining overheards from strangers that people caught wind of.
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Thirsty Girl at Bar Takes Shot of Pure Salt
This is probably a sign that you've had enough. If anyone needed a reminder, be sure that your drink is actually a drink and not a cup of salt. Someone give her a pepper chaser! Guess that's what happens when you tackle the NaCl.
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