Friday, April 19, 2019

19 Real-Life Dystopian Images Straight out of an Orwellian Nightmare


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Here are some frightening examples of brands sinking deeper into everyday life, rewritten history and creeping cynicism in a changing world. Really makes you feel like pretty soon we'll all be working for the same corporation for 16 hours a day. Yikes.

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Bully Landlord Gets It In The End After Tenant's Nuclear Revenge


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This bully landlord got absolutely REKT by a tenant that the rest of the world would do well to NOT mess with. What we have here is nothing short of a sweet and satisfying, patient nuclear revenge. We don't anticipate that this scumbag landlord will be messing with anyone else in the future. 

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Guy Trying To Give His Cat Singing Lessons Is All Of Us Trying To Learn Anything


Cat voice training! Never knew how much the world needed this, until now. Brace yourself. 

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Twitter Bonds over Their Dogs Who Escaped Blankets the Wrong Way


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When escaping a blanket is too hard, you make your own emergency exit. When Mary Beth tweeted a photo of her dog who had just made a personal modification to her blanket, Twitter users flocked to defend the dog's innocence, and share photos of their own similar circumstances. That dog sure looks proud.

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28 Soldiers Share Moments That Were So Funny Their Drill Sergeants Laughed


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These soldiers revealed the times in the military that got so funny and ridiculous, their drill sergeants couldn't help but break out in laughter. Sometimes comedic relief strikes in the tense moments when you need it the most! These were great. 

If you're in the mood for more military humor, check out these 25 times things got so funny that drill sergeants almost laughed at their recruits.

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21 Wacky and Amazing Photos Taken at the Perfect Time


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We're grateful for people who take their camera out at the site of a precariously balanced cake. These are photos taken at the perfect time of fail, coincidence, or peak artistic integrity. For more serendipity, check out these 23 lucky (and unlucky) photos taken at exactly the right time.

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16 Sports Fail GIFs to Make You Comfortable with Not Being an Athlete


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Sports aren't all grace and glory. Sometimes you get nailed in the back of the head with a ball. These should make you happier to be sitting in a room somewhere. For more high-scoring fails, check out these 15 wonderful sports fails that are all winners in our eyes.

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Man Sues Wife After Doctors Reveal He's Not The Father Of His 3 Sons


When the doctors revealed to this devastated man that he is in fact NOT the father of his three sons, cause he's infertile, he sued. Can you really blame him. 

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Thursday, April 18, 2019

A Glorious High Five Fail For National High Five Day


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Angry Twitter Users Call Out Dad Who Says Having A Son Is His Biggest Regret


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The most notable fail in this since deleted tweet is that Dad shared his thoughts to SOCIAL MEDIA. How mature is that? If that's really how you feel, I'd let that emotion ride, and keep whatever your dark thoughts are about it, off social media, where your son might be able to read it one day. 

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Boastful Texas Police Get Roasted For Bragging About Underwhelming Drug Bust


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Over the weekend an excited police department in Texas decided to post about their recent bust in Fort Bend County, where they seized some serious paraphernalia. Call it home, folks, this is a story meant for the big screen! You better believe people were ready to bring the roasts on Twitter. And they did not disappoint. 

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Insane House Backdraft Caught On Video


Your stomach when you eat that sketchy sushi. 

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19 Twitter Users Share Their Worst And Most Hilarious Concert Fails


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Twitter Users are sharing their biggest concert fails. The ensuing moments are wrapped up in all kinds of cringe and fail. Sometimes the stars just don't align for that one big show you got all worked up to go see, and instead, shit hits the fan. Maybe these people's stories will remind you of your own concert fail experience! 

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Man Caught Carrying Gasoline And Lighter Fluid Into St. Patrick's Cathedral


A man's been taken into custody after attempting to enter St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York. He was carrying gasoline and lighter fluid. This development comes just two days after the Notre Dame Cathedral was destroyed by flames in Paris. And on that note, we just ran a post about Notre Dame Cathedral's messy renovations past here.

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Twitter Users Offer Their Skillsets in the Form of NFL Scouting Reports


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With the NFL draft coming up, people were excited to share their own stats. When comparing themselves to actual athletes, twitter was understandably self deprecating.

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Police Body Cam Footage Of Suspected Home Intruder Turns Out To Be A Roomba


Those Roomba burglaries are no joke, man! Gotta keep the streets clean. We're just grateful that the body cam footage of the police showing up with a K-9 unit to apprehend a Roomba intruder, has surfaced. A beautiful thing really. We have the viral Twitter thread documenting the hilarious false alarm right here.

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33 Spicy Karen Memes To Enjoy Before She Talks To Your Manager


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These memes are dedicated to the ever upset Karen in your life. She might be bending your ear right now about how that Starbucks barista didn't leave enough room for extra coconut milk in her oversized latte of sugary decadence. Who knows. One thing's for sure, and that is that these Karen memes are ON POINT. Just make sure you enjoy all that they have to offer before she goes and talks to your manager. 

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Game Of Thrones Olympian Memes Is Photoshop At Its Finest


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Game of Thrones memes imagining the show's stars as olympians is photoshopping at its very FINEST. These are gold. A beautiful sight to behold, really. The internet's been in no short supply of Game of Thrones memes since the final season premiered last Sunday. 

In case you're in the mood for Game of Thrones memes, check out this list of 20 Fresh AF Game of Thrones Memes (SPOILERS). You won't be disappointed. 

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David Spade Roasts Everything Wrong With Coachella


In case you didn't know, David Spade hates everything about Coachella. Enjoy this video that picks apart all the ridiculousness of the larger than life festival. 

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone


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Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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20+ Mind-Blowing But Simple Facts To Satisfy A Kid's Crazy Curiosity


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A viral AskReddit thread's filled with mind-blowing, but simple facts to satisfy someone's 4-year-old daughter's daily request for 1 fact before bedtime.

 The ensuing facts are all kinds of fascinating. No way do you need to be a kid to get a kick out of these. I mean, come on; there's an island inhabited only by armies of bunnies? Dude, hell yes. Or how about Queen Bees being fed a special kind of honey that evolves them like a Pokémon when they're chosen by their hive. The world is full of madness, and it is a beautiful thing. We're always going to be ready for more mind-blowing, fun facts. 

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High Five Fail For National High Five Day


A Couple Quick Stories About The Most Epic Ways People Broke Up


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Buckle up and brace for the most epic ways people have ever quit relationships. These are quick and absolutely brutal. Hopefully they don't remind you of any experiences of your own. 

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23 Lucky (and Unlucky) Images Taken at Exactly the Right Time


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Weird coincidences, fails, and funny moments aren't all that rare in life, but what is rare is when someone snaps a perfectly timed photo that tells the whole story. Luckily, there were people out there who were in the right place at the right time who were able to give us these gems. For more, check out these 21 wacky and amazing photos taken at the perfect time.

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Elon Musk Gets Involved In Absolute Unit Face-Off On Twitter


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The Museum of English Rural Life gained international recognition after its account posted a pic of a ram, and then describing it as an "absolute unit." Elon Musk proceeded to change his profile pic to the described unit. The rest of the internet is playing along beautifully. 

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Wholesome Stories Of Love To Lighten Your Dark Heart With Good Feels


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Brace yourself, the love-soaked gushiness is REAL in these stories of love. So much wholesome in this post, it might very well melt the iciest of hearts. That, or you are a-okay at moving forward on that forever alone lifestyle. I mean, hey whatever works for ya. 

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A Guy's Bizarre Silicon Valley Job Interview Has An Awesome Twist Ending


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This guy's unforgettable job interview for a gig out in Silicon Valley took a weird turn, and ended with a hilarious, satisfying twist. Turns out those weird questions were outside the ordinary for the company...

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22 Fuming People Share the Most Disrespectful Thing a Guest Did in Their Home


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You'd think that not stealing peoples stuff and being generally alright would be a universal thing people know to do in someone else's house. You would be wrong. These people had to deal with houseguests who were rude, demanding, and downright gross. If you wanna see more stories about the rudest thing a houseguest has don in someone's home, check these out.

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Turkey Stuck in Semi Truck Escapes into Worse Fate


A turkey found its way into this truck driver's cab on the side of the road. The driver, understandably not wanting a wild turkey in his truck, makes an effort to let it leave on its own. You may see where this is going. Here's the video.

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