You might relate to more than one of these examples of job conditioning. You know, when you've been trained so damn hard on something that you can't seem to leave it at work. The bright side is that some of those skills help you out in your everyday life!
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These wedding photographers could just tell when things were destined for greatness or ultimate destruction. Keep a wary eye out for these red flags if you ever find yourself gearing up for Wedding Day.
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It can be a hard thing to effectively explain to people why gaming needs diversity. Twitter User @Fightincowboy tackled the challenge, and he nailed it.
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This Anti-Vaxxer went wild with a comment about vaccinations being child abuse. Queue up the cold hard facts treatment. When faced with full stupid, bring ALL the facts!
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These spelling fails from the world's most determined mouth breathers, will leave you scratching your head with many questions. Thank goodness for us, these people shared their spelling fails to the world of social media, where we can celebrate their failures FOREVER.
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A police department in Washington County, Oregon is garnering some social media love for their Twitter thread about responding to a burglary call. Things take a wildly unexpected hilarious twist!
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r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.
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Consider this a free session. That said, it is well within your rights to totally misinterpret these and use them to rationalize being even more selfish than you already are. But on the whole, there's some good insight here. If these don't cheer you up at all, here's some wholesome memes.
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What's that? Millennials have ruined ANOTHER thing? This article from Business Insider, stating that millennials have ruined the pet food industry was destined to spark some serious outrage. Various millennials reacted on Twitter with their feelings concerning the matter.
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Gotta risk it for the biscuit. Well, you don't necessarily HAVE to risk it. Sometimes putting on a safety harness would take an extra 5 minutes and that doesn't seem worth it. Anyway, here are some non-OSHA approved dudes in precariously hazardous situations. And here's some more safety fails if you're interested.
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Don't turn your headphones up for this one. This little dude really managed to express what's going through all of our heads day after day.
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What started out as a pizza review descended into a hilariously accurate portrayal of those wild New York City sidewalks. This guy couldn't get a word in without some irreverent loudmouthed sidewalk dweller cutting in to offer whatever passing thought of madness entered his head.
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This is way funnier than he (probably) wants it to be, and that might be the best part. That Raven is the real MVP. Just yesterday, we were running a Twitter thread on all the fun facts that go into explaining what makes Ravens so damn cool. If you missed that, check it out here!
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NEVER fall asleep around army people...Unless you want the rude awakening of a lifetime!
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With the new popularity of processed foods in post WWII America, the culinary lifestyle of the states was about to get pulverized into a steaming heap of tasteless crap. Jell-O pushed its way into meals like an estrange drunken uncle into your last Thanksgiving. Food failure follows us everywhere. Here are some cake mistakes.
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Thrift stores serve as a sort of receptacle for unwanted and out-of-date culture that still might have some value to someone. You could find a cool single-issue comic book or even a pile of dentures! Anyway here's some of the weirdest stuff people could get their hands on.
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"Stay on your track, it could be so much worse..." This troubling Tumblr thread deconstructs the darker roots of Thomas The Tank Engine. All is not well in the land of tank engines. No, not at all.
Good old Tumblr pulling through with another potent batch of WTF. If you want another alarming Tumblr thread, check out the one that'll teach you how to get out of a scenario where you're being buried alive here!
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Hey, if you like to mix milk with your grape juice, we're not gonna stop you. But we are gonna call you an inhuman freak who needs to see a doctor. If these didn't make you too disgusted, then here's a bunch more crimes against cuisine.
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So much wholesome it'll make your heart hurt. Little bro's family stepped up to help him out in a big way, when he wanted to impress for his big date night.
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These animal reviews are too funny for their own good. Not only that, but some of them really aren't far off the mark! All in all, this is amazing. Finally some damn culture and sophistication up in here!
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The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting.
This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!
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Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...
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Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!
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Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.
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How to Train Your Roommate 101. This responsible revenge tale uses the Pavlovian Conditioning Method to take a righteous revenge on a noisy roommate who just wouldn't quiet down. A solid success story here!
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The Office's Michael Scott is filled with half-baked sentiments of strange wisdom and inspiration. These 10 quotes are the perfect way to honor such a wild and unpredictable and hilarious character from the show!
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