Hey, if you like to mix milk with your grape juice, we're not gonna stop you. But we are gonna call you an inhuman freak who needs to see a doctor. If these didn't make you too disgusted, then here's a bunch more crimes against cuisine.
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So much wholesome it'll make your heart hurt. Little bro's family stepped up to help him out in a big way, when he wanted to impress for his big date night.
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These animal reviews are too funny for their own good. Not only that, but some of them really aren't far off the mark! All in all, this is amazing. Finally some damn culture and sophistication up in here!
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The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting.
This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!
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Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...
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Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!
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Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.
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How to Train Your Roommate 101. This responsible revenge tale uses the Pavlovian Conditioning Method to take a righteous revenge on a noisy roommate who just wouldn't quiet down. A solid success story here!
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The Office's Michael Scott is filled with half-baked sentiments of strange wisdom and inspiration. These 10 quotes are the perfect way to honor such a wild and unpredictable and hilarious character from the show!
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This guy's got nerves of STEEL. He better have gotten the job. Like, I don't even care about the qualifications. The way he runs with this interview is nothing short of admirable gracefulness.
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You don't get a lot of opportunities to take photos like these. Whether it's just a rare thing, a type of perspective you never see, or just sheer coincidence, all you can say is "cool." Here are some wonderful photos taken at the exact moment of failure.
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It's amazing, the amount of drama that can be packed into 8 seconds of footage. At least her reflexes made up for her aim. With so many new hatchet throwing places opening up all over the place, you'd expect to see a few videos come out of them. Anyway, this is a close one. That axe really wanted to say hello to her face.
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This makes Wendy Williams look more robotic than usual, which is its own kind of masterful achievement.
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Just like they say "Nope, thyself." It's time to get your nope on. The world has a lot to offer, but not all that's offered is worth it. Here's some stuff that, for one reason or another, does not seem good. If you wanna get unsettled with some extra creepy weirdness, then here's some cursed images
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Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments.
On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants!
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If you loathe collaborating with coworkers and love sledding you might have more in common with a raven than you ever imagined. This education Twitter thread shares some awesome fun facts about what makes the raven do damn awesome. It might be the coolest bird out there. Just saying.
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These life hacks will probably never have to be used again in all of human history, but the nostalgia is fun. If these had you pining for a simpler time of dial-up internet and bigger pants, then check these nostalgic images out.
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This is some next level stupid right here. Sit back and enjoy the show!
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Turns out that tourist rocking the oversized tee, shorts, and a loud demeanor is just an American tourist. That, or this AskReddit thread dedicated to the ways people can tell a tourist is American, is far off the mark.
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This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.
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Is this list of seemingly obvious etiquette for when a cop potentially pulls you over helpful, or just too painfully simple? Maybe the simplest advice can be the most indispensable when life throws you a curveball. We can't vouch for the effectiveness of this "technique" but it might be worth a shot if you find yourself in a tight situation with a cop.
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Twitter's resident funny dad has churned up some relatable gold about the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids. It sounds like a whole lot of these check out. If you're looking for more content that reflects the ups and downs of working through raising a kid in this wild old world, check out this list!
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What kids lack in vocabulary they make up for in creativity. And while they're not completely correct, they're definitely not inaccurate. So that helps. Enjoy your new words and watch out for poke trees and halloween eagles. For a big batch of funny tweets about parenting, check these out.
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This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe got as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves.
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In case you they don't call it that where you're from, cornhole is the name of a beanbag tossing game. Anyway, this kid sinks 6 bags in a row in an amazing feat that would be impossible for most adults.
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You can feel the fiery rage bubbling over in these people's stories of what pisses them off INSTANTLY. The following 20 items might as well be a collection of the straws that finally broke the camel's back.
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These might be the very best or undeniably worst insults we've ever seen. One things for sure, and that is that you should try these out on the people you hold most dearest in life. It's basically a list to make as many friends as possible.
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