Monday, April 8, 2019

Educational Twitter Thread Explains What Makes The Raven So Damn Cool


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If you loathe collaborating with coworkers and love sledding you might have more in common with a raven than you ever imagined. This education Twitter thread shares some awesome fun facts about what makes the raven do damn awesome. It might be the coolest bird out there. Just saying. 

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'90s Life Hacks to Free Your Time for Drinking Surge and Listening to Pearl Jam


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These life hacks will probably never have to be used again in all of human history, but the nostalgia is fun. If these had you pining for a simpler time of dial-up internet and bigger pants, then check these nostalgic images out.

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Man Accidentally Creates Fiery Mess In His Garden


This is some next level stupid right here. Sit back and enjoy the show! 

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10+ Telling Ways That People Know A Tourist Is American


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Turns out that tourist rocking the oversized tee, shorts, and a loud demeanor is just an American tourist. That, or this AskReddit thread dedicated to the ways people can tell a tourist is American, is far off the mark. 

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Clothing Ad Gets Roasted for Absurd Model with Comically Tight Shirt


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This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.

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A Quick List Of Helpful Advice For If A Police Officer Pulls You Over


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Is this list of seemingly obvious etiquette for when a cop potentially pulls you over helpful, or just too painfully simple? Maybe the simplest advice can be the most indispensable when life throws you a curveball. We can't vouch for the effectiveness of this "technique" but it might be worth a shot if you find yourself in a tight situation with a cop. 

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40 Tweets About Raising Kids From Twitter's Funniest Dad


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Twitter's resident funny dad has churned up some relatable gold about the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids. It sounds like a whole lot of these check out. If you're looking for more content that reflects the ups and downs of working through raising a kid in this wild old world, check out this list!

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Children's Names for Things Are What You Need to Turn Your Day Around


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What kids lack in vocabulary they make up for in creativity. And while they're not completely correct, they're definitely not inaccurate. So that helps. Enjoy your new words and watch out for poke trees and halloween eagles. For a big batch of funny tweets about parenting, check these out.

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14 Times Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe Delivered Hot Comedy Gold On Facebook


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This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe got as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves. 

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Kid with Stupid Good Cornhole Skills Could Be next Michael Jordan of Bean Bags


In case you they don't call it that where you're from, cornhole is the name of a beanbag tossing game. Anyway, this kid sinks 6 bags in a row in an amazing feat that would be impossible for most adults.

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20 People Share The Smallest Things That Make Them Lose Their Temper Instantly


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You can feel the fiery rage bubbling over in these people's stories of what pisses them off INSTANTLY. The following 20 items might as well be a collection of the straws that finally broke the camel's back. 

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A Highly Amusing List Of The Best And Worst Insults Ever


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These might be the very best or undeniably worst insults we've ever seen. One things for sure, and that is that you should try these out on the people you hold most dearest in life. It's basically a list to make as many friends as possible. 

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Sunday, April 7, 2019

Woman's Heartfelt Facebook Post About Nurses's Bravery During Her Brother's Tragic Accident Is All The Feels


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This is the kind of emotionally-stirring post, centered on courage and selflessness in the face of true tragedy that has the ability to reawaken an idle faith in humanity. Seriously. It doesn't get much more powerful than this. As for the nurse, it sounds like she's since discovered word of this post, thanks to social media doing some good in the world; and she's connected with the brother who left the post on Facebook. 

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Enraged Employee Takes Ultimate Revenge On Womanizer Boss Who Wouldn't Pay Her Back


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Victor sounds like an All Star Asshole. And the whole situation in general is all kinds of messed up. That being said, this is a drama-ridden tale of revenge unlike anything we've seen for some time. So, here it is. 

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A Tolerant Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers In 6 Images


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You think if they don't understand it that they'll use that as a reason to not believe it? Flat Earthers have their hands full with this one. This is better than when Flat Earthers experimentally proved themselves wrong! See here.

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Guy Humiliates Girl By Misunderstanding Her Simple Request


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This dude ended up disclosing a poor girl's most intimate secrets to a room of their friends, by misunderstanding one simple request. The cringe that ensues after the fail is just the kind of shit we live for at Fail Blog. If anything this can serve as a lesson to us all to listen closely! 

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A Former Anti-Vaxxer Shares The Harrowing Last Straw That Made Him Get Vaccinated


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This former anti-vaxxer calls himself the unicorn that the internet was looking for. He then proceeds to dive into the telling of his story about being raised as an anti-vaxxer, and ultimately what forces in his life compelled him to confront whether that's what he wanted. We just ran a story yesterday about an anti-vaxxer asking one profoundly dumb question, and the even dumber comments section that ensued. So, if you're still in the mood for more anti-vaxxer madness, check that out over here!

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Group Attempts To Cut Sick Student Out After They Do 60% Of The Work, Righteous Fail Ensues


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This is the dream scenario for any group project, when people are acting like A+ assholes. In this case, we're dealing with some foolish students who thought they could make a clean getaway with another student's hard-earned work. Queue the absolutely necessary and righteous fail/win! And if that didn't get you inspired, check out the time this student gave a Lord of the Rings inspired speech before a test, here. Cause that will NEVER get old. 

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20+ Pilots Reveal Scary Incidents When The Passengers Had No Idea They Were Doomed


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Ignorance is bliss. We don't advise reading these "we're all doomed" moments from grateful pilots, who pulled things off, without any passengers getting wind of it. You can just feel the terror and panic in these stories. Flying is fun until it isn't!

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24 Unbelievably Bonkers Moments from History That Actually Happened


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Yeah, we googled em. Pretty legit. We're as surprised as you. It kind of makes sense, if you consider how long people have been around, and all the things we've done, that someone would've thought to enlist a bear in the military or that multiple people would have died in a literal whiskey flood. History is crazy.

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Humanity Going Full Cringe In 12 Soul-Crushing Images


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CAUTION: Extreme levels of cringe ahead. Yes, this particular batch of humanity getting properly weird and clueless and outright shameless, is brimming with cringe. Your soul will wince and you'll likely squirm uncomfortably in your seat, at least once looking through this list. 

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Guys Discover A Hack To Get Free Food At McDonald's


A couple friends figured out a way to get free food at McDonald's. How long can this madness last? It's a lot of trouble to save an extra buck, but maybe all the trouble is the real fun for these dudes. 

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Rude Dude Who Couldn't Wait For Desk Tries Again, Gets Denied Harder


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For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

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10 Fascinating Replies To "Who Is The Most Badass Person In History"


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These people are the very definition of badass. Get inspired over their badass accomplishes from the comfort of your Couch Potato lifestyle. God knows I am. 

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Student Gets Sweet Dog Poop Themed Revenge on Insane Neighbor


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Fighting with a neighbor can get notoriously intense. When that neighbor is totally in the wrong, and starts spreading lies about your behavior, then it's time to pull the ripcord and make some serious moves.

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Twitter Users Share Their Workplace Fails After A Man Wears Mismatched Shoes


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When Twitter User, Adrian Harewood , showed up to work wearing mismatched shoes, and lived to tweet about it; the rest of Twitter stepped forward to offer up their own experiences not being able to show up with their sh*t fully put together. The resulting thread is brimming with panicked moments that we all might (unfortunately) be able to relate to, when we weren't having our best days. 

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25 Highly Threatening Warning Signs That Really Make Their Point


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These signs go above and beyond in their ability to convey danger. And that's good, they're supposed to keep people from doing stupid things that could make them lose their lives. But that doesn't stop them from being almost comically spooky.

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