A CNBC article has the internet angrier than usual today; maybe. The article suggests that a couple that makes $500K a year can actually have an average budget. Um, what we see in their expenses is anything but average. Apparently "little to no money" is having $36K lying around to throw into your 401K, WITH $7,300 left over.
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These porn stars are looking all kinds of similar to their celebrity counterparts. Some of these porn stars look so similar to the celebrities they're paired up with, that you are almost guaranteed to do a double take. Wonder if some of them got their big break in the porn industry, for that explicit purpose: looking like a celebrity, and all.
Check out 24 times people came to PornHub for things other than porn, here!
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A security camera captured what happened when four men were caught in some high winds, including their attempt to secure a wild umbrella. One guy jumps on and straight up Mary Poppinses right out of frame. They were fine, but damn.
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Sometimes a comment thread is actually fun. There's chill people making jokes and sharing interesting information. Everyone is just there for personal enjoyment. But then someone just has to ruin it by missing a few jokes, trying to correct everyone and claiming that they're a literal genius and that everyone else can suck a fat one. Just great.
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These cursed images are riddled with stomach-turning WTF. Whoever made spaghettio ice cubes is either some twisted kind of genius, or in dire need of help. Outside that unfortunate creation we have a bizarre collection of people doing unexplainably, crude, and outright uncomfortable sh*t.
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This Mastiff shows just the kind of stubborn fortitude in the face of daunting odds that I can get down with. Life's all about slowly working through the daily, potentially struggle-filled grind; and in this case, we can watch a Mastiff do it at their own damn pace. I respect the (lack of) hustle. It's all about getting it done.
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It sounds like a particularly testy coworker is blowing their 2 week old surgery far out of proportion, to milk another free and gracious handout. In this case, they are appalled beyond belief, when their coworker won't hook 'em up with some chicken bites. Not the chicken bites! They learn a quick lesson in how being rude to someone, does NOT make them want to help you. Wow.
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This right here. This is the kind of stuff that we like to see. Yes. Bravo. Thank you internet gods for bestowing something so wonderfully brilliant and idiotic at the same time. Yes. The drum solo you least expect. Phenomenal.
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Signs, ads and products that could've used some more thought. Some are weirdly inappropriate, some are creepy as hell. It's weird how people never seem to get better at this stuff. Anyway, we're happy they don't.
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These are far meaner than words. Dang. This artist didn't pull any punches in the crafting of these drawing roasts.
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A tweet by 9GAG asking Twitter users to generate their own Harry Potter reveal by using predictive text has gone viral. The resulting tweets by users that tried it out, are a nice mix of ridiculous nonsense, and even occasional inspiration.
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This is by no means a guide for how to make extra scratch on the weekends. Like, most of these acts are pretty unadvisable. Gotta eat, pay rent and keep the lights on though, so what can ya do. Here are more of these.
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"Can you tell me what road I"m on ?" Uh, Sir, you can't park there. This has to be the most lovably British exchange I've ever seen! Why is this so precious and wonderful? I don't know; could be the accents.
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Wow Air ceased operations and sent thousands of stranded passengers into an angry panic. The sudden decision by Wow Air left thousands of people stuck on both sides of the Atlantic. People have expressed their outrage and experiences trying to navigate the pandemonium left in Wow Air's wake, on Twitter. The resulting tweets paint a harsh picture on Wow Air's unprofessional and inconsiderate fail.
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This news segment is a steaming pile of pure cringe.
"Yeet! Stay woke, be on fleek and get that Gucci breakfast."
Yes, that is a thing that happened in this wild local news segment. Enjoy the ride. As for the news anchors, Tim Miller and Melissa Andrews out of WTOL-CBS Toledo, and the weather reporter Chris Vickers, and traffic reporter Steven Jackson, you guys are in the cringe hall of fame.
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This is the magical dynamic duo the world needs and deserves. These guys were meant for each other. We're witnessing the blossoming of a friendship for the ages. Jimmy Kimmel can't contain himself.
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Sometimes it's good to exercise your eyes with images that take a minute to figure out what's going on. So warm up your eyeballs, it's time for a brain workout. If you want more brain-skewing images, then check these out.
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Legal counselors shared the biggest fails they've witnessed in the courtroom from lawyers and defendants. These are absolute gems. Sometimes, especially in tense courtrooms where the pressure's high and people's nerves are fried, EVERYTHING comes undone.
If this list left you wanting some more courtroom drama, check out some of the most obscure laws lawyers have ever used in cases right here!
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These concerned Wisconsin moms are not messing around. They took it on themselves to alert a new tenant moving in that they'd be living in the vicinity of an anti-vaxxer. And how do they do this? Well, with one of those wonderful, neighborly notes! When it comes to spreading the word about anti-vaxxers, the neighborly notes do serve their purpose.
If you're in the mood for some seriously passive aggressive neighbor notes, check these low key angry notes from neighbors out.
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When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace.
If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries.
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Are you ready to cringe your face off. The answer better be yes at this point, because you are about to dive down a rabbit hole of extreme cringe. These particular moments are filled with all kinds of uncomfortable, unbelievable, and outright blasphemous cringe. Consider yourself warned.
And if you find yourself hungry for more cringe go ahead and check this list out.
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These job interviews are anything but Fails, but sometimes we need to mix in some Wins to offset all the times everything seems to fall apart. In this case, we're dealing with some very pleased interviewers, who cut their interviews short because of how much the applicants impressed them. Maybe you'll find some tips and pointers on how to crush your next interview in this list.
Now, if this list has left you wanting a real job interview Fail, check out this post for the time that a woman messed up in a big way by being over-prepared.
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We're huge fans of Scottish Twitter. We love the jokes, the stories, the indecipherable language, and the liberal use of four-letter words. It's all great. And if you want to see more of these gems, check them out right here.
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If you grew up knowing anything about the Disney Channel then you're familiar with those short magic wand "I'm blank and you're watching the Disney Channel" animations. Turns out the perfect Mickey Mouse logo was HEAVILY edited in post. These are great.
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Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor is talented in MANY ways. The amount of epic in this video where he sings the SpongeBob song is very high.
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The results might surprise you. Yes, hard rockers rock out to some pop music every now and again too.
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Turns out some of these are actually pretty relatable. And it's almost sad that we feel like we can't safely do stupid things like wear light-up shoes without feeling the ire of the public. Even if you did half of the things on this list, you probably wouldn't be as embarrassed as these people.
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This Tumblr post about Pearl Powder being the next wild beauty product secret is just our kind of BS. "Surely you have heard about the buzz of pearl powder..." Um, no, I have not. Anyone else? The Tumblr community never fails to hatch up all kinds of madness for our enjoyment. Thank goodness it's still around. I guess that might be fleeting with the terrible passing of Article 13. Here's a list of Tumblr usersgetting real angry about that, if you're looking for more Tumblr gold.
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Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened.
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