Sunday, March 17, 2019

Woman Refuses To Believe That Honey Is NOT Bee's Blood


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Jesus, Bonnie, it is time to read a book. Open your mind....

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The Mayhem From A Coworker Bringing Raw Chicken To The Office In 25 Live Tweets


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"I'm watching natural selection happen in real time." A woman's coworker brings raw chicken to the office, and fortunately for us, she was ready to live tweet the harrowing experience. All becomes undone, as stomachs wrestle what sounds like a solid case of food poisoning. 

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10 Tinder Fails And Wins From The Wild Wasteland Of Modern Dating


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Not every right swipe gives way to an immature moment of disinterested ridiculousness. Every now and again, people seem to get lucky, with the cheesiest of pickup lines, and most shameless of advances. We've pulled together a nice mix of wins and fails from the ever unpredictable social-dating experiment of Tinder. 

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10 Jaw-Dropping Times People Went Full Insane People Facebook Mode


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You never go FULL insane people Facebook. Unless you want to end up here. These people are all kinds of crazy. 

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Military Wife Asking For Someone To Donate A Purebred Horse Needs Punctuation More Than Anything


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She should've asked for a crash course in punctuation! This is a mess. Good luck with the Purebred Horse handout though. 

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Patient IT Worker Helps Customer Figure Out The Idiotic Reason Her Computer Won’t Work


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We all have severe lapses in observation from time to time but damn, Karen. What can we say? At least she figured it out sooner than later. The devil's in the details. This isn't a rare phenomenon, and some people have worse technical skills than others. It's pretty common knowledge that people have a pretty hard time with computers.

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27 Dirty, Stupid and Weird Design Failures


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If you had any doubts as to whether you were good at your job or not, then have no fear. These failures are examples of someone else's amazing mistakes. So be glad you aren't the dude who put some stairs in upside down or made your storefront inexplicably filthy. People do this a lot.

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25 Times Silly Cats Didn't Fail To Bring The Laughs On Snapchat


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Cats and their brimming curiosity, and wild unpredictability, and surprisingly gracefulness in moments of great duress, are what can truly light up social media with fun, wholesome laughs. They'll often look at us and our phone's camera like they know a whole lot more about what's going on than we do. 

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

A Mix Of 20 Unsettling And Understandable Reasons Why Women Don't Wear Their Wedding Rings


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We've got a batch of reasonable and outright inappropriate reasons that women don't wear their wedding rings around. It's one thing if you're worried about that pretty jewelry getting damaged, but it's a whole different matter, if your motivation's rooted in appearing single to the outside world of potentially thirsty onlookers. 

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Highly Relatable Images About Language Struggles Will Make You Feel Not Alone


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If you've ever trudged through a difficult language barrier with someone speaking a different tongue, then you might stand to connect with one of these. They're relatable and hilariously accurate! 

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Shellshocked Guy Exposes His Ex-Friend For Being An Absolutely Crazy Choosing Beggar


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When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one! 

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Twitter Thread Breaks Down What Avatar: The Last Airbender Gets Right About Politics And Ethics


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Twitter User, @kyoshiisland, shared their thoughts on how Avatar: The Last Airbender is such a magically powerful show, in what it accomplishes in the way of breaking down politics/ethics matters. Fans and folks not even familiar with the show, but instead, with what's taking place moment-to-moment in our mad world of politics and ethics, are likely to appreciate some of the sentiments being put across in this Twitter thread. Check out some thought-provoking quotes from old and wise, Uncle Iroh, here, if you're hungry for more Avatar: The Last Airbender content. 

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16 Of The Best Or Worst Public Relations Stunts The World's Ever Seen


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Even the most well-intentioned PR stunts can give way to absolute and utter catastrophe. Every action is ripe for a fail that we hopefully find ourselves honoring back here at Fail Blog, one day. In this case, we've pooled together some of the world's most notable PR stunt fails, for your enjoyment. And we don't think they'll disappoint. How about that whole LifeLock madness? Todd, you savage. 

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42 Nostalgic Images To Make You Feel Old As Dirt


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These throwback images are wrapped up in good feels. They might awaken in you a desire to look back through that rose-colored lens of nostalgia, to a goldie oldie of a time, when you chewed on OUCH! bubble gum, while wielding your very own power glove. So, enjoy a look back at an era since passed!

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13 Glorious Times Liars Believed (Or Heartily Committed To) Their Own Delusional String Of BS


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These people fell victim to the very web of lies they created. 

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Baffled Retail Employee Tells Story of Oblivious Lady Trying to Shop


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This old lady was so focused on getting her cd that nothing was gonna throw her off. If you thought some yellow tape was gonna stop her, you're in for a surprise. People in retail have to deal with some of the most aggravating people on the planet, so our hats are off to anyone who can keep their composure in situations like these.

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Learn From These 18 People Sharing Their Biggest Regrets In Life


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Maybe we can all take something away from these regretful people sharing what haunts them at night, or all the time. 

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Boss Gets Schooled on Wanting to Fire His Most Efficient Employee


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If you work the same way as this employee, you better hope your boss gets this information quick.

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18 Children Of "Speak to Your Manager" Parents Express Their Great Shame


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If you've spent any time in the world of retail, you're familiar with the type of customer who, no matter how wrong they are from the start, will never take no for an answer. They will be rude and insufferable to employees for nothing more than the satisfaction of "winning" a social interaction. Well their kids don't like them either.

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Friday, March 15, 2019

Genius 4-Year-Old's Epic Fart Cannon Idea Goes Viral On Twitter


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Twitter User, @RobynBresnahan, shared a moment between her and her son, where she told him that school was cancelled, and he assured her that it was no problem, cause he was ready to talk about FART CANNONS. Yes! My dude, this 4-year-old inventor is destined for greatness, and it all started with hopping on a radio show to chat about the world's unknowing, sore lack of FART CANNONS. You can check the audio out for that over here. 

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23 Stupid And Terrible Design Fails to Fill Your Failometer


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What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.

The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.

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Clueless Woman Multitasks Lawbreaking Activities On A Highway


Not only is she driving the wrong way on a highway, but she looks all kinds of bothered when the cops pull her over to interrupt her phone call as well! 

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Startled American Teaching In China Gets Harsh Cultural Lesson From Campus Security Guard


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Sometimes the teachers need to get taught a lesson. That being said, this sounds like one particularly uncomfortable lesson outside the classroom. 

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Bold Driver Rage-Traps Jerk in Tale of Parking Lot Justice


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It's what we've always wanted to do when we see someone hoarding a perfectly good parking spot. This person just happened to have the energy, time, and dedication to really make it happen. Hats off to these acts of somewhat petty but always satisfying displays of street justice.

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Tumblr Thread Hilariously Mocks Fake Rare Melon Post


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We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.

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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's After It Gets Burned On Twitter With More Savagery


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It is somewhat of an ongoing goal to lob Wendy's softballs on Twitter, for them to hit absolute home runs off of. Most of these are centered in some way on McDonald's, and how their ice cream machines are busted. Wendy's has yet to let us down. But then again, they are the Roast Master of Twitter. See here for a collection of their roasts, if you need confirmation. 

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