Sit back and watch this woman give the performance of a lifetime. Mark the Scammer doesn't even know what hit him. And you guys know how much we love when the scammer ends up being the one who gets trolled!
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Thursday, March 7, 2019
16 Things That You Should Not Mess With
The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.
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Sad Bull Mourning The Loss Of His Big Red Ball Is All Of Us After Breaking Nice Things
The heartbreaking drama is at an all-time high, when this bull named Tex confronts why he can't have nice things. And dude, I feel you! It's hard to have nice things without failing in some capacity, and forbid, end up breaking them altogether.
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Alex Trebek's Iconically Savage Response To Nerdcore Hip Hop Fan
In honor of Alex Trebek's heart-wrenching news about his ongoing battle with Pancreatic Cancer, we've pulled one of his most iconic, hilarious, and entertaining moments as the Jeopardy! Host, for everyone to reminisce on. We wish him nothing but strength and peace and grace in his battle.
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17 Flirtatious and Absurd Moments From The Wacky World of Tinder
Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.
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14 Relatable Tweets About Being Single That Will Make You Feel Very Alone
Buckle up and ready yourself for an emotional rollercoaster, alone. These might hit too close to home, or if anything, remind you how grateful you are to be single in life. Maybe that's what you want. And if it's not, you can always give a wild thing like Tinder a go. See here for some of the fails and wins that that dating app spits out every now and again!
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Group Attempts To Cut Sick Student Out After They Do 60% Of The Work, Righteous Fail Ensues
This is the dream scenario for any group project, when people are acting like A+ assholes. In this case, we're dealing with some foolish students who thought they could make a clean getaway with another student's hard-earned work. Queue the absolutely necessary and righteous fail/win! And if that didn't get you inspired, check out the time this student gave a Lord of the Rings inspired speech before a test, here. Cause that will NEVER get old.
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Writer Tweets Hilarious Novelized Versions of Austin Powers Movies
We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.
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Anti-Vaxxer Asks Stupid Question So The Comments Section Goes Full Stupid
Ask a profoundly stupid question, and many stupid answers you shall receive. The comments section stepped up for this one! As for the anti-vaxxer who inquired about how they might set up an "outdoor bedroom." You can see yourself out, my dude.
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Rude Dude Who Couldn't Wait For Desk Tries Again, Gets Denied Harder
For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.
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23 Mind-Blowing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually True
These facts are just crazy enough to make you double take and question whether they could actually be grounded in truth. But the world is brimming with madness, and shit we just don't understand, and can't explain away. Consider the following list a solid collection that speaks to that.
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Terrifying Video Of Mike Tyson Throwing Vicious Punches Leaves Internet In Tears
Mike Tyson just KO'ed any lingering doubts anyone might have about whether he still packs ruthless power behind his punches. My god. My screen winced in scared anticipation of what the world would look like if that left hook connected on anything. Pretty sure a concrete wall would piss itself. This all surfaces after that video we saw of Mike Tyson explaining why he doesn't work out anymore. Here's that if you need to be terrified further.
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Wednesday, March 6, 2019
Corporate Employee Tries To Edit Livid Coworker's Headshot Without Permission And HR Gets Involved
This poor, freshly stressed employee was just trying to do the right thing, when he went to touch a headshot. Thing is, he did so, without permission; and the terrible timing that ensued, put him in some hot water. This is a fine example of the fallout that can storm a seemingly innocent situation, when someone finds himself caught up in a, "this isn't what it looks like", scenario. We've got more of those, from a funny AskReddit, over here!
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26 Clever Shirts That Are Actually Pretty Funny
We're no fan of cliché'd-ass shirts about who's with stupid or warning coworkers not to talk to you before you've had your coffee. These ones, be they cleverly designed or well timed, are pretty neat. If you wanna see some less than intended shirt humor, then here are some poorly translated wonders.
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Tagged: ice cube , fashion , breaking bad , Game of Thrones , color blind , clever , celine dion , pink floyd , t shirts , shirt , clothing , clothes , funny , adventure time
Incompetent Scammer Gets Exposed and Trolled into the Dirt by Funny Dude
It would behoove scammers to not use photos of easily searchable adult film stars. After quickly being found out, this scammer did a strange thing and admitted to being a fraud. That said, this revelation still didn't stop our main man from messing with the poor guy. He's just trying to get "medicine for his sick grandma" after all.
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21 Filthy and Moronic Design Failures to Make You Feel Good at Your Job
If you haven't guessed by now, we are huge fans whenever anyone screws up or makes something stupid. So here are some example of how well other people are doing. If you feel like you aren't productive or useful, at least you aren't the person whose van mistakenly says "Ass Doctor."
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Tagged: sign , handicapped , design , inappropriate , package , lol , dirty , mistake , funny , funny signs , stupid
Dude Gets Misidentified as Total Pervert While Taking Picture of Wife's Butt
If there's any time to be caught in a compromising position, a huge book store is not a good place for it. Sometimes people can just be victims of terrible timing. It's anyone's nightmare to be publicly called out for a crime, especially one that could get you on a registry somewhere.
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Twitter Users Share Their Workplace Fails After A Man Wears Mismatched Shoes
When Twitter User, Adrian Harewood , showed up to work wearing mismatched shoes, and lived to tweet about it; the rest of Twitter stepped forward to offer up their own experiences not being able to show up with their sh*t fully put together. The resulting thread is brimming with panicked moments that we all might (unfortunately) be able to relate to, when we weren't having our best days.
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23 Impressive Moments of Misfortune and Failure
You should never expect things to go your way all the time. However the manner and variation of disappointing moments are completely unpredictable. Will you get rear-ended on your way to work? Or will your pancakes just look at you weird? There's just no way of knowing how things could go wrong.
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A Couple's Rules For Marital Success In 6 Tweets
Apparently you need to read this is you're married OR single. Twitter users seem to be connecting with what Ryan Stephens is putting across. And a whole lot of that centers on the relationship you hold with your partner as being a thing of teammates and not "soulmates."
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Before Tinder: The Terrifying World Of 1980s Cringeworthy Video Dating
"A refined Valley dude." What a catch! Seriously, what a bizarre little glimpse into an era since passed, brimming with the cringe that naturally encircles dating with technology as your wingman.
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22 Alarmed Employees Share The Weirdest Reasons They Were Called Into Their Bosses' Offices
These temporarily panicked employees share tales of the times their bosses summoned them for all manners of unexpected, crazy BS. Nothing quite makes the adrenaline surge like your boss asking for you in their office.
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Road Rage Guy Wants To Fight After Getting Cut Off But There's One Hilarious Problem
His window clearly wants peace and love. The ensuing interaction is absolutely hilarious. As you watch the rage bubble over, you can also see the silly helplessness of trying to get any fight going, when the window won't work!
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21 Spicy And Relatable Memes About The Regular Insanity Of Working Customer Service
Anyone who's ever muddled through a customer service job knows that it comes absolutely stuffed with emotional outbursts from customers who just want to be mad at the world. The poker face that one must develop and consistently put on every day for a shift, can be soul-draining at times (if not all the time). Find solace in relating to these memes about the grind, and know that you're not alone!
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Elon Musk Proves Him And The Rock Are One Photoshop Battle Away From Being Twins
Elon Musk made our day with this one. I'm not sure whether I'm deeply uncomfortable, or just genuinely impressed with how believable the photoshopped pics look. The Musk is here! And naturally, Twitter has some strong feelings about it.
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Escaping Prisoner Gives Performance Of A Lifetime Convincing Cop He's A Jogger
If you haven't see this one then hot damn. Nobody would ever have believed either of them had it not been for the camera. Since the incident he's been captured and gone back to prison. Several books have been written about him.
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10 Victorious Times Reviewers Got Blasted Online For Malicious Dishonesty
What compels a liar to leave a review anchored in complete BS? Is it boredom? Lack of self-respect? A misplacing of exercising common decency? I couldn't tell you. What I do know is that these 10 lying reviewers that tried to stain upstanding establishments with negative accounts of utter fiction, got properly called out.
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Deluded Dude Tries to get his Chef Friend To Cater Huge Party For Exposure
This guy thinks he can just walk into an old friend's life and get him to put down his time and money for nothing in return? No sir, that will not fly. If you wanna frustrate yourself further with the demands of irrationally entitled buttheads insulting hard working people and trying to get shit for free, then look no further.
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