When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results.
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Earth is...GLOBE? If you're in the mood for watching a Flat Earther disprove himself, then this video is right up your alley.
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This seller encountered a rowdy, rude-mannered choosing beggar out in the wild, and seized the moment, to call them out for their selfish stupidity. The ensuing conversation has a little bit of a fail and win, mixed in, and we are all about it.
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There's something cathartic about watching bad things happen. We're not sure if this makes us bad people. Maybe it just makes us bored people. Anyway, here are some really unenviable times people had their day go awry due to some terrible or inconvenient unforeseen circumstance.
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People say incredibly dumb crap all the time. We're just glad that sometimes there's someone to witness it. If someone is alone in the forest, and they say something dumb, are they still an idiot? Yes, absolutely. In fact that probably makes them more stupid. Here are some instances of wondrous ignorance to scoff at.
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This devastated Twitch streamer learned one long-winded lesson on how, "you can side hop in this game."
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Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...
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You hear about moments like these all the time. Something just doesn't seem quite right, so you hesitate, prepare, or get the hell outta there. These people had especially vivid moments where their instincts kicked in and they made a decision that ended up saving their skin. Here's more times someone dodged a huge bullet.
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Andrew Sipowics had some pretty impressive news for Twitter when a kid left a note on his banged up car. When we were in 6th grade, all we were worried about was video games and being terrified of girls. Anyway, since the hit and run, the bus company paid for the damage and fired the driver.
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Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making.
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This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it.
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The Harry Potter fans of the world went buckwild with their illustrative, dark-humored responses to an AskReddit that asked how they'd plot twist Harry Potter, from JK Rowling's Twitter account. I mean, honestly, I'm impressed with some of these. You can really feel the obsessive, meticulous attention to where they saw certain, strange plot twists taking the storyline. And that would be to some rather dark and depraved places.
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This was bound for greatness when he committed to trying to find a doctor. "And you've taken the red pill, I assume." Pure gold.
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This hellish roommate described in this Twitter thread sounds like most everyone's WORST NIGHTMARE. Some people are really good at being the absolute worst. This right here, is the real MVP, in that category.
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Oh boy, PETA. When a Twitter user discovered how to generate PETA's auto-response tweet, they proceeded to milk that development for all that it was worth. And that, naturally, was an onslaught of RUTHLESSLY dark humor. PETA's failing and they don't even know it.
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Never underestimate the excruciating cringe that can ensue mid-meeting when you let one rip (unintentionally?...) or find yourself mindlessly staring off into space, at some else's crotch. Just hope your recovery time's enough for the fail to NOT be recognized.
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Gillette's latest ad about great men not bullying or sexually harassing the world has stirred up some controversy. That controversy gave way to a certain inspired man throwing his Gillette razor in the toilet, and posting a picture of the act on social media. The trolling directed at him that ensued, was inevitable backlash for clogging up social media with his ignorant BS.
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Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
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These interns were definitely playing in a realm outside what was advertised as the internship-job description. But maybe that's the "vulnerability", of being an intern, at shady or seemingly upright places....you're potentially not even a part of the company.
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When this customer took to the reviews section to dirty the reputation of what sounds like a perfectly decent hotel, the hotel's manager, clapped back with their (hopefully) proper version of the truth. When will people learn that their lies are all the easier to expose, online. Solid win for the manager, and fail for the lying guest, in this case!
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This woman's Twitter thread shows us that you don't need any art skills to drive home a relatable point about how grief can touch all our lives at some point; and how you can deal with it, when it does. Her explanation made waves in the Twitterverse, and touched a lot of people. Not surprised!
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Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement.
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These people's half-baked attempts gave way to just the kinds of fails we're all about at the Fail Blog. A sweet and spicy combination of carelessness meets the online heroes, aware enough and ready to call out the bullshit. And, we're thankful for it.
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We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.
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This one was doomed for an irrational meltdown from the onset. Freeloaders have a tendency to emotionally implode when money comes into the mix. No time like the present for that reality check though. Can't put a price on how necessary that is!
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