Sometimes you get lost in that disorienting dank haze of the good green stuff. Your mind and your body find themselves at odds, and the most simple of tasks, become...monumentally strenuous. It's almost like you get to watch yourself struggle around on dumbed down auto pilot. These Twitter users shared their "highest" moments, and the results are amazing.
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Boohoo clothing company got completely shredded in the Facebook comments section over how this particular article of clothing fits. People got very illustrative and comedically critical on how this particular piece of cloth, might bring its own shortcomings...
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The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous.
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Just because something is statistically improbable doesn't mean there's no way of it happening. When you consider how many people there are living their own individual lives, the possibility of something improbable happening between them, at least once, becomes a near certainty. Chance is a real mofo. And in case you wanted to see how unlucky people can get, here are some more stories.
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When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ending up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive.
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I'm pretty sure I just saw that drone piss its pants, when the lion swiped right. But seriously, this guy's got mad skills! Highly enjoyable video, with some sick shots. I'd check his channel here for more awesome, if you like this video!
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You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can.
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It is a wonder that people like this remain employed. Maybe they never graduate past the intern phase.
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Why these people even bothered to park in the first place, or better yet, how they actually managed to get a driver's license....those are the real things to consider here.
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The shockwaves of emotion that must've gripped this family's room after they opened their gifts....
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The team of spicy scientists spotted this cute little stubby squid off the coast of California. I'm all about the top YouTube comment, which is that this dude's seen things he can't unsee!
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The fail's kind of all in the headline here, folks. Seriously. If you're in a situation where you're signing your boyfriend without a backbone, up for Tinder to boost his withering self-esteem, it is time to reassess. It sounds like the dude's rife with insecurities, and has very little sense of himself. She's better off without him!
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These folks were in for a shock when they realized not everyone had constant discomfort, unexplained pain, the inability to sleep and uncontrollable sneezing.
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These people fell victim to the very web of lies they created.
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The standard, "oops I didn't mean to" isn't going to begin to cover these anger-inspired moments of impulsiveness.
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We've all encountered that spine-tingling sensation that just makes us squirm, uncomfortably, and not out of pain; but something else. It's bizarre and you might find yourself grinding your teeth in unexplainable tension halfway through this list!
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This is what happens when a wannabe so-called "Influencer" with 10k followers thinks they can swing their weight around and bully a person into doing a job for less than minimum wage. Honestly, who thinks they can waste other people's time with this kind of BS? By the way, if you want to waste more time looking at more of this kind of BS, here's way more laughably entitled cheapskates.
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These fails come from those temporarily emboldened individuals that thought they could get through life without making a mess of sh*t in the process.
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It ain't all irrational, choosing beggars out there, folks! Every now and again, we'll stumble across a couple humans managing to navigate the ins and outs of polite conversation, without giving themselves over to fits of cheap disagreeableness.
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If you work the same way as this employee, you better hope your boss gets this information quick.
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Yes, that's Tyrion Lannister putting on a cheesy, posh French accent; and yes, this trailer is all kinds of ridiculous. Some part of Matthew McConaughey must've been leaning against the idea of calling his career quits. Cause damn, this is brutal.
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Darn ninjas cutting big 'ol onions in here, man.
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This man parades around stage, drunk off the blinding effects of his own egotistical, overconfidence, and ends up meeting his match in an audience that just doesn't get it. It would seem that the judges respect what he's working in the way of a singing voice, but the stripping part, sounds like it might have to go, if he ever wants to take another, potentially more successful crack at X-Factor. The looks throughout the crowd, are enough to make this a beloved cringe video.
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If you've never experienced the music streaming service of Spotify, this one might not be for you. However, if you have, you've potentially encountered the multi-devices feature, within the app. You can play songs off that good 'ol Spotify, from your phone, miles, states, countries (not sure on that last one), away. In this case, we have a devious brother trolling his sister into hysterics. And it is nothing short of A+ sibling rivalry.
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Scottish tweets are absolutely freakin' awesome. We're pretty sure. The ones we can figure out, at least.
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Having a less-than-stellar day? Maybe learning about other people's wild misfortunes will put things in perspective. For more, check out fmylife.com
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