The following list of things guys wear or even smell like, is a manual of sorts, to life hack your way into attracting the attention of interested onlookers; if you're into such a thing. Everyone's different and comes with their own tastes, but it doesn't mean these aren't worth a try, if you're desperate! Hell, even if you're not, it's worth a shot.
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These people aren't doing it right, by any means at all, and we're all for it. Fails are a universal condition, and it's our responsibility at Fail Blog, to implore you, to bond in the collective struggle that is being a human being in a world of chaos.
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Sometimes, what a self-concerned and disrespectful outdoor pisser really needs, is an outdoor shower to wash them down with newfound wisdom. It looks like this particular urination problem has been effectively and hilariously addressed. Sure, the video's a throwback, but that doesn't mean it isn't as hilarious today, as it was when it dropped years ago. Always nice to look back, and remind ourselves of a man who took charge of an irritable public urination problem, with inspiring ingenuity.
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Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.
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Breaking the rules at Barnes & Noble?! Control yourself, my dude.
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Elon Musk's jet flights get treated with pinball sound effects, and it's ended up being the video we never knew we needed!
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This video comes in amidst the social media storm of hysteria, encircling measles, and whether or not people are getting the vaccination, or not. It seeks to explain what it is, its symptoms, how bad it can be, and how the immune system reacts to it. Wonder what the anti-vaxxers will make of this!
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You might find yourself surprised to realize that this video comes to you in HD. Any Dragonball Z fan is bound to appreciate the wave of nostalgia, that'll wash over you in this video.
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One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.
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These tweets are brimming with positivity, and blissful optimism, and maybe hilarious relatable on what you might find yourself thinking about, what your dog is thinking about. It's fun and easy to wonder what's going through their furry heads. Is it nothing, or deep and wildly ponderous thoughts? Who knows, but these sure pack some welcomed entertainment value!
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This mortified high school student learned a swift and humbling lesson, in iPad insult-sharing. In his case, what he thought was a particularly inspired, vulgar nickname for only his buddy, ended up being showcased to around 100, mystified, and what I imagine, entertained, parents. I mean, come on. If you're just a bored Dad muddling through parent's night, at your kid's school, isn't this kind of a nice and humorous surprise? I think so. But, I ain't a Dad, nor am I a teacher.
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What's frustrating about people who think they're smart is that they never learn anything. Having an ego isn't illegal, but when you start trying to bully people online, say really obvious shit, and ruin everyone's time, then you've become a burden. Here's to hoping these folks can see the bigger picture.
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Steak-Umm's went OFF on Twitter yesterday. Last we heard from them they were unleashing a millennial-focused rant. See here. This new thread found its inspiration from Valiant Comics and their tweet grouping them with Hot Pockets. As it turns out there's a lot more to the picture than we previously assumed. Their history is one marked by gritty determination, volatile chaos, and even exile. I just really hope the internet steps up to crank out some fan art for this. The world needs it like nobody's business.
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Never underestimate the internet when it comes to dissecting specific scenes from Pirate of the Caribbean movies. It started when someone pointed out the ridiculousness of having a legendary pirate standing in a bucket of water as a loophole for his curse. It ended with multiple users trying to figure out exactly how he figured this out, and what other curse-circumnavigating activities he could engage in, like sitting in a wheelbarrow. For more awesome pop culture weirdness from Tumblr, here's the time users tried to figure out what day Ice Cube's Good Day was, and here's the time they tried to figure out what angels look like.
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Okay, the eye-exploding was a hyperbole. But why would you want to look at these if you knew they would make your eyes literally explode? These pictures of skewed perspective will make your eyes do some acrobatics in order to understand what's actually going on. In case this isn't enough eye-confusing strangeness then here's some more.
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Rory Turnbull, kickstarted the viral Twitter thread, after he shared how much more dramatic his job would be, if portrayed on the big screen. Twitter users shared their hot and spicy takes on other jobs they could imagine being a whole lot more ridiculous and prone to fits of melodrama, if shown on the big screen. The resulting tweets are definitely entertaining!
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This AskReddit thread took things a different direction in the usual, pickup line-riddled forum, to instead consider the most brutal, creative approaches to cutting things off with someone. The ensuing "breakup lines" are so cutthroat that you might catch yourself laughing, cause you don't know what else to do.
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This video has the comedian and podcaster explaining why he's finally quitting the classic online roleplaying game Runescape. It's strange that he's hardly mentioned his addiction to the MMORPG in his comedy and interviews. Either way, we're pretty impressed with the guy for having been so into the game for all these years.
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The wildly confusing moment when you confirm that you did in fact spell that alien-like, looking word correctly, is a "problem" or occurrence that touches many. Twitter users hopped on a thread about the confusing moment, to bond over the certain words that confuse them to their core; even if they are spelling them correctly!
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Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco.
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Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
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This rageful parent's emotional post about their daughter getting measles is as relevant a reminder to anti-vaxxers today, as it was, when it was posted back in 2015. The news is riddled with accounts of a measles outbreak, and the anti-vaxxers are being called out with renewed passion for their part in the upsurge of cases. Maybe this post will make a splash in the social media space, and inspire further discussion about the impacts of vaccination, or NOT vaccinating your children.
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In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing.
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You can just see the strong pleading tone of desperation in this meathead's eyes, when he's confronted by another fitness personality, who wants the TRUTH. The dude, dips and weaves around getting at what exactly he's lifting; and instead pivots, to place his emphasis on looking like you lift a lot, is most important. Okay. And how're we achieving that jacked up appearance? All natural?
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It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.
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Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.
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Hugh Jackman recently reignited his fake online feud with, Ryan Reynolds. Thank goodness. Their regular bouts of banter, and sharp witticisms, and visible admiration for one another, make this one bromance the internet will always need around. We can't wait to see what they drum up next, but in the meanwhile, don't forget to check out Hugh Jackman going full savage mode on Ryan Reynolds, Aviation Gin company, in a brutal marketing fail.
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Most of us are just trying to get through the day without inconveniencing other people. But when individuals do things so offensively selfish, gross or inconsiderate that they make other people's lives hard, that is some seriously trash-tastic behavior. Here's some classic trashiness fit for a dumpster.
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