Don't fall prey to the original hardwood floors and porcelain tub.
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Don't fall prey to the original hardwood floors and porcelain tub.
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Ramen's cultivated a widespread reputation for being agreeably cheap. It effortlessly fits into an airtight budget, and can pull through in a clutch way if you're running on the fumes of last paycheck, till the next one comes your way. From your choice to throw down on some ramen, you're presented with an array of options to spice the dish up with variety. You can throw enough sh*t in there to (almost) forget you're eating Ramen, in the first place!
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When we're talking about the kind of collapse that light can't even escape from, sh*t gets dark.
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You know it's getting unreasonably cold when maddened human beings up and start lighting train tracks on fire. We're specifically looking at a scenario where Metra crews in Chicago set fires along switchers to stop the tracks from potentially contracting, due to such extreme cold. No thank you!
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These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you!
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When this mom and her painting were shared online, under the narrative that she said she didn't think anyone would like it; Twitter users stepped up to provide their encouraging, artwork of their own, that was inspired by her to begin with. All about this painting inception!
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Ashton Kutcher stirred up a maddened frenzy on Twitter when he shared his alleged, real number for all of the online world to eat up. Thing is, this offering came with a catch. And that catch comes in the form of what shows certain appearances of being a PR stunt for a messaging startup called, Community. That being said, it looks like he's actually responded to some select messages.
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Following Thomas Violence's quote saying, "no billionaire has ever worked harder than anyone that cleans toilets for a living", people on Twitter began to passionately debate whether this actually held up. The resulting tweets are brimming with spiciness, potential truths, awareness, and appreciation (?) for the common struggle that can afflict any human being just trying to make ends meet.
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It's a big world out there, which means there's a whole lot of opportunity to hear some pure, unadulterated stupid. You wouldn't believe how many people out there are totally in the dark about how the technology, biology, and even tarps work. What a great time to be alive. If this isn't enough, then here's more of the dumbest things people have heard.
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EA's found themselves in the hot war of restless Twitter users, yet again. In this case, video gamers are expressing their disapproval, mad confusion, and general unrest over EA's decision to release a date chart that meticulously maps out players capabilities within the boundaries of the demo. The reactions are pretty damn funny, even if you know next to nothing about video games. Like me, for example.
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The online fake feud between Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman was a wildly entertaining spectacle to behold. As fans, we got to sit back and enjoy a couple witty celebrities, engage in the kind of playful, snarky banter we might lend ourselves over to with friends and associates in our daily life. It was relatable. And that was the beauty of it. "Tweet reports" indicate that the two men are calling an "official truce" and will be helping each other out in some marketing efforts. I'll believe it when I see it. I'm keeping the faith that there's some more trolling and roasting lurking around the corner from at least one of 'em!
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This 17-year-old put on a show of foolhardy immaturity when he took to spilling a luxurious lie on Facebook. Little did he know that the Internet will likely always be there to work against him, with evidence that uncovers the truth of what he's hiding behind hastily-created lies. In this case, he gets properly shut down. And then others start to chime in to offer their encounters with bullish liars.
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The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.
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Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
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These people learned a hard lesson in not mixing romance and the workplace.
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The reaction to it hitting his calf is the beauty in a failed attempt. Maybe those potential scars he just acquired will serve as a pained reminder in the cost of stupidity given action.
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Hell froze over and it's in Chicago. These extreme temperatures sound like a scene out of that apocalyptic flick, "The Day After Tomorrow", where Dennis Quaid is struggling through deathly cold, and arctic conditions out in New York. And here we are, present day, in real life, and watching it unfold. The cold temperatures we're reading are staggering. We hope everyone's staying safe and managing to find warmth out there and across the broader span of the East Coast right now.
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Ariana Grande's intentions with this tattoo were to promote her new album, 7 Rings, and instead she ended up sharing a tattoo that says "BBQ Grill", to the online world. Naturally, the fans and trolls of Twitter clashed online to defend and condemn her seemingly careless move. There's talk of the fact that she stopped the tattooing process due to the pain, but that didn't stop her from sharing the unfinished tattoo, that did NOT say 7 Rings in Japanese.
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Terry Crews called out, DL Hughley, on Twitter, for his insensitive comments. He addresses what could be viewed as a toxic viewpoint, and he does it with grace, and non-emotionally blinded logic. In this case, it looks like an undeniable "win." In that, what DL Hughley advocates for, would also apply to how Terry Crews could deal with his behavior and comments. But, I suspect, Terry Crews thinks far bigger than a win or loss, in a heated discussion. He's exercising some notable inner-peace, and not allowing other's negative viewpoints, to bait him to sink to their level. We're big fans of Terry Crews at Fail Blog, and this interaction was great to see!
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It's bad enough to get your things stolen, but it bumps up the creep factor to find out you could've been literally inches away from a scary stranger the whole time. This is is some Shawshank Redemption level crime right here. If you're in the mood for more creepy things people found in their dwellings, you can read them here.
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The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise!
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The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.
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As bad as things get, which they do very often, we're still impressed by incredible coincidences that just seem to happen all the time. It's not every day that you meet someone who played such an important role in your past. This is the stuff that hearts were warmed from. If you're in the market for some more wholesome stuff, here's a guy realizing his neighbor Gene is cooler than he expected.
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During a measles outbreak in the state of Washington brought on fully by parents opting out of vaccinating their children for easily preventable, potentially life-threatening diseases, one dullard went to a public anti-vaxx group to ask how she could prevent her child from getting the Measles. People frustrated with this kind of BS were not kind in the comments.
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There's nothing like sitting back with some good old fashioned fail videos in all their Failure-tastic glory. We've got dunking gone awry. We've got dogs missing catches. We've got slips, flips, and loosened grips. If you're getting on the fail train we suggest some more good gifs right here.
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This woman used the power of Twitter's photo-identifying capabilities, or whatever else kind of eerie search-magic is going on here, to track down a boy, since grown up, who had one noxious smelling mess of an accident in an Olive Garden. To his credit, he steps forward to claim credit for the mess, and now it's on his bio. Shamelessness? Clout-chasing? Or just a chill dude who doesn't give a sh*t about an old Olive Garden-baked sh*t? Who's to say.
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