These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.
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When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson.
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Surprisingly, a few of these people actually got real, concrete answers to the strange things they witnessed. The rest are just left to imagine why they saw some crazy unexplainable phenomenon. Most of the time the world makes sense. Then there's the other times.
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Mixed feelings across the board on this one, for sure!
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Shuzo Matsuoka is a retired Japanese professional tennis player, who does motivational speeches. This video in particular, is here to push you through those Monday blues with the inspirational, fiery words of a man possessed. I'm getting some strong, Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It!" vibes. Anyone else?
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You're wrong to think you're prepared for this feels trip. This wildly wholesome boy needs to be protected and cherished, at all costs. It looks like a lot of people are connecting with his message in the comments section back on YouTube. Hoping nothing but the best for this kid. He seems like he has a bright road ahead of him!
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Musician, Cardi B, lit Twitter up with excited reactions after she told American conservative political commentator, Tomi Lahren, that she'd dog walk her, in the midst of a verbal brawl over the current government shutdown. People found themselves scrambling toward Urban Dictionary, to look up what it means to "dog walk" someone, and they were not disappointed with the results. Turns out this might be the Twitter beef the online world never knew it needed!
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Don't look a gift turtle in the mouth. Specifically a leatherneck turtle. Here's a collection of images from history and today of seriously unsettling realities. You wouldn't like to think that centipedes could get that big, but they do. NOPE.
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This clumsy girlfriend's intentions when her boyfriend found himself in pain, were pure. But the purest of intentions don't eliminate the innate clumsiness of someone who just falls often. That being said, the following story brimming with love, and injury, is filled with a strong heartwarming does of unintentional, super cringe. We hope you enjoy!
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It gets lonely out there when you're braving the highway of unpredictable chaos (terrible drivers, icy roads, snowstorms, etc), and a little humor goes a long way. Probably puts some fuel in their motivational tank. These truckers didn't hold back when they decorated their vehicles with raunchy requests, and vulgar descriptions.
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I feel so wonderfully enlightened now.
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These underrated combinations are here to make you feel like a kid again. Did you ever consider fried chicken and fondue? How about pineapple and salt? We set our own limitations on what flavors we experience, and for all you know, you're keeping two things outside the same dish, cause someone else said it was gross. Find it out for yourself!
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When this VR Chat player found himself surrounded by Japanese-speaking people that he couldn't understand, he seized the moment, to sport his best Club Penguin skin. From there, the surprising familial moment that occurred between him and another player, can be rightfully chalked up to the legacy Club Penguin left behind. That online world of rowdy, multi-colored penguins was anything but the innocent bubble of wholesomeness it might've appeared as, on the outside. The players themselves were plain, old, dirty, dude. I read combinations of swear words, I never though possible. It was its own kind of icy Wild West, and damn was it glorious. Relive some of those times with our list of the 20 times people helped make the game the dark-humored laugh factory that it is, over here!
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When someone claiming to be your mom says they've just won a fortune and wants you to buy them gift cards, it's time to roll up your sleeves and mess with em until they want nothing more than to get away from you. What a fun way to spend an afternoon.
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In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.
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If there's any advice we have to give after reading through the following guide of "life advice", it's that you're best served sticking to your moral compass, your gut, and while having an open mind is healthy, keep a wary heart in the process. People's advice they label as beneficial to you, might be self-motivated for their own gain, and you don't want to catch yourself, as the fool who took it for something else.
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These cursed images are riddled with stomach-turning WTF. Whoever made spaghettio ice cubes is either some twisted kind of genius, or in dire need of help. Outside that unfortunate creation we have a bizarre collection of people doing unexplainably, crude, and outright uncomfortable sh*t.
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No English transcription available, the translator exploded.
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Mike Tyson's the youngest heavyweight boxing champion in the world. He's conquered foes in the ring that a lot of the world couldn't even touch. He's risen to the top, fallen to that rock bottom; but he came out the other side of it, ready to close that chapter, and move forwards into a life freed from ego. Ego is the core of why he doesn't work out anymore. Tyson believes the moment he gets back into working out, is the moment he awakens that other side of himself, the Beast, if you will. It's fascinating and inspiring to listen to him explain.
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Modern day romance is a totally different kind of beast, and this is all the proof we need.
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Anyone watching a sports game on TV, can fall prey to feeling like they could do it so much better, cause it looks that much easier from the outside-in. Thing is, you get on that court, or field, or rink, and try to physically react to top-notch professionally trained athletes who survive off their training; and you're bound to hit a brick wall. Add the pressure and emotional exhaustion of playing in front of thousands of fans, and you're already halfway to winded without even taking a step. These fans got reality checked, after sending out some mean tweets to kickers, saying they could do it better.
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Whether or not you like the show, the hashtag is VERY obviously a deliberate joke. It's a small, simple joke. Some unfortunate people on Twitter didn't see it that way, to the point where it was seen as something to fight over. Thanks internet, for making us lose faith in humanity's capability to understand one simple joke. Holy crap.
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These coolheaded people have nerves of STEEL.
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Upon viewing these weird-ass no context images, you will take on the burden of thinking about them. That is, until the next unsuspecting person looks at them.
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Life is full of opportunities for someone to take advantage of you at a moment's notice. You probably know the drill. Don't meet strangers in remote locations, don't walk alone at night while staring at your phone, and don't ever fight fair.
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Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."
Here are some times people weren't so lucky.
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