Sometimes it's good to have a reminder that people are nice to each other. That's some good friendship right there. Why can't we all have friends like this. Our friends just call us nerds and pants us.
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Just the kind of well written response that might actually serve to effect positive change.
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"Is there a problem?" Yes, yes, there is my dude. That virtually greasy leather-clad crew of real life angsty neckbeards do NOT want you in their prized lair.
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Here's a menagerie of strange pictures brought to life by the manipulation of perspective. We've got impossibly big hands, 3D artwork, crazy designs and warped-looking pets. So warm up your brain muscles to take a peak at these double-take-tastic real life optical illusions.
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People out there are falling prey to the lofty promises of Multi-Level Marketing Pyramid Schemes everyday. It could be a willful ignorance, a desire to take the bite out of the cake with money-promises filling, that's too good to be true; or some perverse motivation to knowingly f**k other people over. Who's to say. In this case, a woman helps out her old friend with some of her own firsthand knowledge on the "beauty product" she messages her about buying into. Good friends don't let other friends run around in pyramid schemes!
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These people have every right to be filled with anger, over their roommates' inability to act like reasonable human beings that have an actual moral compass. Some people willingly turn a blind eye toward boundaries, and take what isn't their's. Just make sure you're not living with them, cause you'll end up with a lot of missing stuff.
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We hope things are looking up for this person, and anyone else affected by potential mistreatment when staying in a Salvation Army shelter.
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Waiters and waitresses have that outside-in perspective when it comes to you entering their domain, to take a chance at meeting someone for your first date. Those sporadic conversations you have with your date, consisting of information you'd already know if the other person was a consistent part of your life, are a giveaway. But at the same time, things aren't always as they appear. Maybe you're reading this as someone who's in a loving relationship, and realizing you might look like you're on a first date with your partner, every time you guys go out!
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Those beloved pastimes like self-diagnosing using WebMD, or living on social media, or talking to people before having coffee, are amazingly coming at a cost to your health! Who'd have thunk it.
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This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell what crosses the line from genius into completely moronic. These moments do a pretty good job of straddling the ever elusive "Threshold of Stupid." Anyway, if you can find a dad, any dad, they'd probably enjoy these.
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Break out these secrets from Starbucks employees and/or customers for your next visit. There's a lot more to your Starbucks experience than meets the eye, and these people are here to tell you where to look for next time.
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This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.
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I have no idea what it means, but 65 million bells sounds like something to be celebrated. This Grandma does not mess around with her Animal Crossing.
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These people need life to cut 'em a break.
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We can't guarantee that putting these bizarre "ways to impress your boss" won't put you right out of a job. With that said, try these at your own risk, or just keep doing your thing.
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This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it.
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These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.
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Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making.
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We've managed to invent the very infuriating things in the world that serve to rob us of our peace, and leave us angry. You might find yourself grinding your teeth without even realizing it, halfway through this list.
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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.
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Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."
New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character."
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There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice. Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.
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Gillette's latest ad about great men not bullying or sexually harassing the world has stirred up some controversy. That controversy gave way to a certain inspired man throwing his Gillette razor in the toilet, and posting a picture of the act on social media. The trolling directed at him that ensued, was inevitable backlash for clogging up social media with his ignorant BS.
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Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
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