This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.
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I have no idea what it means, but 65 million bells sounds like something to be celebrated. This Grandma does not mess around with her Animal Crossing.
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These people need life to cut 'em a break.
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We can't guarantee that putting these bizarre "ways to impress your boss" won't put you right out of a job. With that said, try these at your own risk, or just keep doing your thing.
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This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it.
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These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.
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Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making.
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We've managed to invent the very infuriating things in the world that serve to rob us of our peace, and leave us angry. You might find yourself grinding your teeth without even realizing it, halfway through this list.
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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.
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Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."
New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character."
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There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice. Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.
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Gillette's latest ad about great men not bullying or sexually harassing the world has stirred up some controversy. That controversy gave way to a certain inspired man throwing his Gillette razor in the toilet, and posting a picture of the act on social media. The trolling directed at him that ensued, was inevitable backlash for clogging up social media with his ignorant BS.
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Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
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The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.
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The ants make their mesmerizing appearance at 17:50, in case you want to skip ahead, and see the magical moment right away.
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Scarlet Benjamin, contracted a serious bacterial infection in the NICU after being born three months premature. Fast forward 11 months to present day, and she is hearing for the first time in her precious little life, thanks to an effective hearing aid. The beautiful moment was caught on camera, and goes to show, how those hearing aids really do make a WORLD of a difference.
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This is an example of how a small slip of the touch screen can have big consequences in the meme-verse. You know that feeling though, it feels a lot like the continent of South America.
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Author, Kate O'Neill used her platform on Twitter to encourage people participating in online activities like the recent, trending profile picture aging meme on Facebook, to slow down and think about it critically. O'Neill asks people to consider how willingly posting that information online for Facebook's seemingly sentient algorithm to digest, can have a ripple effect on society as a whole; how that information can be fed into worldwide databases, sold off to advertising agencies, and used to exploit the very people that upload it, without considering the impacts, in the process. She doesn't aim to inspire panic in this Twitter thread, but instead, she wants us to think critically when considering the fast-changing landscape of the world around us. Some solid advice!
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Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.
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Most wrong numbers end in a very awkward "sorry" or a "you're not my son!" But sometimes, the stars line up just right and some stranger magic happens. Good thing these people didn't pay attention to their dialing, because without their mistake we wouldn't have these wonderful gems right here.
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These people charged headlong into moments of self-created danger with fearless stupidity. They were living in a world of their own lofty, sugar-coated delusions when they convinced themselves that sh*t wouldn't hit the fan.
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You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.
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Some of these innovative ways to cheat are so complex and time consuming that it might actually be easier to just study. We do not endorse the idea of cheating on exams, but above all else, if we can stress one thing to not do, that'd be getting caught.
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You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.
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If you're going to navigate the ins and outs of a group text from a wrong number, THIS is the way to do it.
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These interns were definitely playing in a realm outside what was advertised as the internship-job description. But maybe that's the "vulnerability", of being an intern, at shady or seemingly upright places....you're potentially not even a part of the company.
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