Friday, January 11, 2019

10 Glorious Times People Showed Themselves Trying To Sell Mirrors Online


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The fact that there's a community on Reddit dedicated to sharing the living art that is people either giving zero f**ks or being totally oblivious, selling mirrors, fills my icy little heart with joy. 

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18 of the Easiest Jobs On The Planet


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Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.

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Thursday, January 10, 2019

Cheap Parent Lowballs Guy Selling His iMac By Offering Jewelry And Things Escalate Fast


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Just absolutely heartless!

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LockPicking Lawyer Picks Public Storages Upgraded Padlock, Compares It To The Old One


This one took the infamously speedy, LockPicking Lawyer, 4 minutes, so it must be a pretty decent lock!

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The Dark Secret Of All Tortilla Chips


Nothing will ever be the same. This is the conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories! Things are going strong in this video until that riff about the government paying people to be your families. If you need more conspiracy theories to obsess on, check out this AskReddit threadabout the craziest tin-foil wrapped conspiracy theories we could find. 

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11 People Share The Biggest Lies They've Told For Personal Gain


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Writer, Nicole Cliffe, got real with people on Twitter and started something of a running confessional with fellow self-concerned liars who tried to get along in life, by stringing trusting people along with their web of lies. It's refreshing to see people using social media as a platform to confess on the BS, instead of being called out in a quityourbs kind of forum. And oh, we have plenty of those. 

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13 Times Ridiculous Liars Got Called out for Their BS


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Whether it's to complain about a restaurant, falsify a new story, or just to get likes, people are out there lying like it's their job. Thankfully, there's also people on the internet who feel compelled to call those people out and prove them wrong. Sweet, sweet Justice.

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Elon Musk's Tweet About Flying Cars Being A Reality Soon, Sets People Off On Twitter


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Ol' Musky is back at it again with news of a flying car (or aptly named, Roadster), being a thing by 2022. Elon Musk shocking Twitter with his status quo-shattering capacity for bringing the world the cool sh*t we thought was reserved for the movies, is nothing new. In this case, we need only ask ourselves, what will he do next to leave us speechless? 

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Woman Has Meltdown Over Blurry Cat Picture, And Thinks It's A Satanic Ritual


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What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised. 

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14 People Confess The Lies They Willingly Tell Themselves


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We are masters at deceiving ourselves, and the weirdest part is we can so stubbornly overcommit to believing the lies we set out to tell that we actually start believing them. 

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Mom's Story of Psycho Baby Thief Is Gripping Emotional Rollercoaster


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This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

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15 Cringeworthy Egotistical Nightmares Who Think They're Geniuses


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The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.

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18 Embarrassing Times Mistaken People Thought Satire Was Real


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Just goes to show that people will react to a ridiculous headline before reading the source. One of these even came from a site called "Not Really News." It's almost as if there is nothing The Onion can put out that SOMEONE won't think is real.

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Woman's Twitter Thread About Loving Friends Stepping Up For Her Will Kick You In The Feels


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This young woman was paralyzed by despair when her dad passed away. She couldn't find it in herself to unpack her things, and settle into what she'd planned on as her new home. That's when her friends intervened before she had to do something like ask for help. They took it on themselves to help push her forwards, and the loving act that ensued is captured in this Twitter thread that will take you to the Feels Factory. 

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14 High Class Restaurant And Hotel Workers Share The Most Stereotypically Rich Person Things They've Seen


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People can hatch up some crazy ways to spend their boatloads of money, when they get bored enough. These high class hospitality workers have seen it ALL. 

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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Diablo 2 Producer Absolutely Lays It Down In Twitter Rant


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A quick lesson on how it is NEVER right to blame your customers for PR blunders. 

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Chef Recreates Infamous Pizza Ball From The Eric Andre Show


So well, he made one enormous Pizza Pocket...

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VR Gets Way Too Painfully Real For Girl In Hilarious Fail


RIP $500+ headset.

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Internet Has Strong Feelings About This Horrifically Unseasoned Chicken


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This woman was terrified when she saw the way her boyfriend neglected the seasoning of his chicken. Can you BLAME HER?

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19 Viciously Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Not Wrong


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You can say a lot about this collection of tweets, images and jokes. You can say they're dumb. You can say they're sort of clever in a mindlessly stupid way. But you can't say they're completely inaccurate. 

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16 Interviewers Share The Worst Applicants They've Ever Interviewed For Jobs


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These applicants willingly deluded themselves into thinking the companies they were interested in, would turn a literal blind eye (cause that's what it probably would've taken...) toward their lack of preparation and professionalism. Think it's safe to say that all parties involved in these situations are better off without one another. 

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15 Dumb, Crazy Things Couples Do When They Make Each Other Angry


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These relationships seem terribly fragile with insecurity and passive aggressiveness. That and then there are a few that show all signs of an imminent breakup. 


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Presumptuous Date Loses It When She Has to Pay for Her Own Food


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This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

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The Cookie Monster's Tweets Are The Mood Of 2019


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Not only are the tweets from Sesame Street's ever hungry muppet, the renowned Cookie Monster, hilarious; but they're pretty damn relatable. I mean, who doesn't want to lie in bed all day working hard on doing nothing, while eating cookies? At least for a little bit. 

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Newly Broke Employee Lives To Regret Not Filling Out A $2K Questionnaire


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You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them. 

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17 People Share the Worst Physical Pain They've Ever Experienced


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You can still get out now if you want to. A lot of these are pretty off-putting. Shattered bones, exposed intestines and general misery. Just saying. If you wanna read something lighter we've got this pretty funny thread about an incompetent intern.

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The Mad Modern World Needs These Vocab Terms From The 16th-19th Century


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AlmightyThor117 says it best in the comments section: We're a bunch of grumbletonians with a kakistocracy led by a bunch of twattling snollygosters. 

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