His friends recommended he give Bumble a shot, and it's safe to assume he will not be giving the dating app another one. That, and the universe itself seemingly intervened to throw him an absolute worst-case scenario, nightmare of a date. Poor dude's about to crawl back into his warm, safe Netflix cave. And you know what, I wouldn't blame him one bit.
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Careful, this one might bring on the tears.
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Love is a chemical reaction and these two could be working on it. This guy's commitment to using as many scientific pickup lines as possible to flirt, is absolutely relentless.
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You can feel their pain from here.
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Just sitting here....listening to a man fart at his dog...this is what it's all come to. And you know: I'm fine with that.
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We're going to need air traffic control for all the hot elf on the shelf memes flying around in this much needed photoshop battle.
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There's been a disruption in the time continuum, and this kid has some explaining to do.
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It's crazy out there, and all of us have no idea what we're doing, but if you get damn lucky you might find someone just confused and sane or insane enough to throw in with.
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Time to start collecting those fake checks at the trophies they are.
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Yup, she's absolutely serious.
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And to think we all kid ourselves into believing we're special...
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The not understanding quite what they mean is the beauty of the proverbial scottish tweet dump. That and they can get pretty damn vulgar.
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What do you get when social media lets people share every dumbass thought they have? Why you get people lying about their own intelligence, of course. These people think highly of themselves, and they very badly want everyone else to know.
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David Blaine himself never saw this one coming. This one's timelessly entertaining, and that is pure magic.
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These swift trucking fails are filled with dangerous amounts of struggle.
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They are all such good boys!
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Mad props to the people behind the camera in these situations, who managed to capture the world right before inevitable catastrophe struck.
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Tinder is a really hot place to be. Like an active volcano, or sweatshop.
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In a world where international copyright infringement isn't really enforced, you can get away with a lot of weird crap.
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Time passes, and we still refuse to learn the painful lesson that gravity has a damn uncanny knack for coming out victorious.
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Consider the following list a cheat sheet for the jobs you never realized might be worth going for. We can all fall prey to not looking outside the bubble of the only professional world we've ever known.
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Nobody needs to know that you just learned that thing we all somehow know without ever being told....just keep quiet.
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Nothing like an aggressively egotistical boss who's high off their own delusions to really get your blood boiling. Hopefully none of these hit too close to home. Share your stories in the comments sections!
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