Sure they can't think and have no concept of determination, but damn these green bastards are hard to kill.
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And by fools we pretty much mean trolls. At least THEY got a laugh out of it.
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Pro Tip: Research something before you ban it.
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The saying, "bullet dodged" can cover a lot of ground: an actual bullet, a person who is all kinds of life-ruining crazy, a terrible illness, etc. The fact is, these people enjoyed an incredible stroke of luck that kept them safe from hell's fury, itself.
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It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.
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It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder.
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These creepy nice guys and their cringe know NO BOUNDS.
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Some of these are living nightmares, others are relics of a time long past. More of them are embarrassing things people hid and forgot about. A few are the reason the last tenants left the place.
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These customers are in dire need of a reality check. The toxic entitlement, blatant rudeness is next-level.
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But what if Middle Earth's flat. Elves don't give a damn about the (potential) curvature of your Middle Earth.
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I just need to understand what the thinking process was behind taking these pictures. The world didn't need this evil.
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Dare to be that person who keeps the small talk going at the next holiday dinner table, with tidbits of wildly unexpected knowledge.
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Every parent or daycare worker can learn something from this thread. Turns out we're prone to easily overlooking those minuscule ways children are trying to communicate with us, as they absorb tons of influence from the environment that surrounds them.
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How do we get on the mailing list. These are absolute gems.
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This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.
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The ignorance is overwhelmingly strong with these ones.
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C'mon 90's kids, get your fix of some of that sweet, sweet nostalgia. Back when things were simple. If you wanted to rent a movie you had to go to a store. The ketchup was blue, and the charizards were holographic.
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Thomas Romain is an animation artist who lives in Tokyo. He takes his sons drawings as inspiration and translates them into his own art style. Prepare to be jealous that your dad never adapted your own inventive childhood doodles into professional-level artwork.
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Bit of a cheesy analogy, but it might do the trick.
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Sometimes you just say that one thing that brings with it the unavoidable reality of your ass getting fired. On. The. Spot. Let us learn from these employees, and their mistakes. That being said, there are definitely some shituations in here, where the companies/managers they were working for were the real problem. A solid spread of dysfunctional going on in this lot.
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The terrifying courage of a kid ready to tackle all the world has to offer is something us adults can aspire to...
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Ludacris stepped up in the miraculous kind of way that actually manages to (temporarily) restore our faith in humanity.
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