Thursday, December 6, 2018

Guy's Twitter Thread Hilariously Explains American Wedding Traditions Like You're Experiencing Them For The First Time


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From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions. 

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Burger King Hilariously Trolls McDonald's With One-Cent Whopper Deal


We all win on this one. Even McDonald's with the free brand awareness...

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Rude Customer Goes On Tyrannical BS Rant And Gets Called Out By Restaurant


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This woman does NOT understand how businesses work. We want to see the security tapes that had to have captured this delusional sh*t show. 

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Walloping Wallabies Engage In Vicious Fight


Someone get this shit on pay-per-view next time. That right hook is going places. 

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35 Regretful Times People Ignored Red Flags From Their SO's That Ended Up Being Big Problems Later


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Willful ignorance can result in devastating, avoidable moments of shitty heartbreak. Consider the following a brutal rundown of the BS you can keep an eye out for, to avoid or work to resolve, if you ever see it from your partner. 

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18 Cursed Images From The Doomed Dystopian World We Call Home


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It's a mad world we live in. Some are filled with more crazy than others. We can't hope to understand these moments of spectacular cringe. All we can do is stare into the infinite abyss of cringe and try to not get lost in all the WTF. 

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25 Hilarious Translations That Will Butter Your Become Not


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These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

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14 Tweets About Parenting To Remind You Kids Are Actually Little Devils Of Chaos


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Playing the part of an adult is already an exhaustive act. Kids are guaranteed to make it a whole hell of a lot harder. These parents share their feelings on the matter...

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order


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Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

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Woman Hilariously Nitpicks How Insanely Dedicated The McCallister's Christmas Decorations Are In Home Alone


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Turns out Home Alone's iconic McCallister family is borderline psychotic when it comes to ensuring their decor is Christmas-color-friendly. 

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PETA Unveils List Of Animal-Friendly Idioms To Avoid Speciesism


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PETA has a gift for getting attention. Now, if it's a matter of whether or not that attention is in a positive light...that's where things get more interesting. In this case, PETA's taken upon themselves to champion the cause for fighting against the aptly and outlandishly named, "speciesism." No more bringing home the bacon and grabbing that poor 'ol damn bull by the horns, you go-getters, you. At least that's what PETA's saying, and this is clearly meant to be taken with the utmost seriousness. 

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19 First World Anarchists Who Want to See the World Smolder a Little


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Rules were made to be broken! As long as no one is around to enforce them and no one gets hurt.

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12 Raunchy Times Tinder Took A Nosedive For The Ridiculous


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If there's one thing regarding Tinder that you can rest assured of, it's that people leave all sense of social decency at the login. Pretty much nothing's off limits. Play at your own risk...

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11 Ashamed People Share Their Most Embarrassing Moments


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Life has its devastatingly embarrassing moments. One minute you're minding your own business and the next you're in front of the whole student body with your pants in a tree.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Nickelodeon Uploads High Quality Version Of Sweet Victory Performance From Spongebob Squarepants


Bro move. Halftime shows will NEVER get any better than this. 

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10 Hilarious Times Kids Had Zero Filter And Brutal Truths Ensued


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What would we do without kids being around to break right through all the half-truths and BS. They just give it to people straight! 

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How Pablo Escobar Created Colombia's Hippo Problem


You know you're an obscenely wealthy drug lord when you've got your own damn zoo open to the public. 

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29 Sumptuous Mullets That Are Pure Magic


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Hopefully all these mullets being in the same place doesn't interrupt the time space continuum. You don't necessarily, absolutely need these, but you also do. 

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17 Times Fragile-Hearted Idiots Didn't Get Satire


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Remember to check your sources, or you might end up like one of these doofuses, getting mad over something that you didn't even realize was a joke.

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Mom Buys Energetic Toddler New Spider Toy And Lives To Regret It


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I think this story's just going to make people want to buy them more! Pretty damn creepy, but absolutely hilarious. 

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Mortified Woman's Worst Date Ever Involves Funeral And Things Get Even Worse


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If he asks you to wear a black dress, you'd best clarify what that entails. From there, I'm honestly at a loss for words over how that shituation got any worse. Clearly this poor guy was so blinded by grief, he failed to connect the dots on just how ridiculous his +1 scenario was. 

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Mom's Bee Costume Is the Most Wholesome Amazon Review of All Time


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Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

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14 Times Scottish People Were Hilariously Confusing On Social Media


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Never change you beautiful Scottish bastards. We don't necessarily understand what you're saying, but it's definitely entertaining trying to. 

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27 Unexpected Times Rules Backfired Absolutely Terribly


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You've got to get real specific when it comes to rules unless you want to deal with people finding ALL the loopholes. Outside of that, sometimes you end up confronting an entirely avoidable scenario that only came about because you told someone not to do the thing. See Prohibition era. 

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Tumblr Users Are Enraged Over The News About Adult Content Being Banned


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Tumblr opened the floodgates to hell itself today when they revealed they'll be banning adult content come December 17th. Users will have an opportunity to challenge Tumblr's decision in scenarios where they feel a mistake has been made. Tumblr recognizes as well that this will be an ongoing process of polishing up its automated tools (approval/disapproval) feature to ensure the content subject to being banned is in fact explicit. That being said, the people of Tumblr and the fans of free-flowing, unconstrained media on the internet have spoken; and they are not pleased. Actually, that's the vast understatement of the day. 

Their collective blood pressure's higher than a testosterone-charged, red-faced angry hockey dad, who just watched his kid miss the last-second shot on an empty goal to win the State Championship. Take a look at our selection of their brash, occasionally comprehensive reactions to Tumblr's decision. 

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17 Shook People Share the Most Lawfully Evil Things They've Ever Seen


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Just because something is legal to do, does not mean it's the right thing to do. Here are some serious A-holes who sadly got what they wanted.

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24 Cringeworthy Hair Monstrosities from the 80s


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Say what you will about kids today, we haven't seen hair this big since the 1980s. How did this ever go out of style?

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