Dude, this would be a shot of adrenaline with cold terror to wash it down, for sure. No thank you!
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Saturday, November 17, 2018
Detective Pikachu With Danny Devito Is The Weirdest Thing We've Ever Seen
This is just wrong. Apparently the original version with Ryan Reynolds wasn't bizarre and unexpected enough. But I mean, hey, leave it to the Internet to take it one step further.
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Girl's Super Creepy Cousin Texts Her Out Of The Blue, Teeth-Chattering Cringe Ensues
My insides hurt from cringing so hard while reading through this one. This idiot wouldn't take no for an answer. Damn.
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26 Uncomfortable People Share The Cringiest Dates They've Ever Witnessed
Sushi restaurants possess an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of uncomfortable dates that never should've been had in the first place.
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Tweets To Remind You Thanksgiving Looms Right Around The Corner
November is actually just the week of Thanksgiving, and then December's at least a couple months. That is how it feels. These are facts.
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20 People Share The Things That Scared The Sh* Out Of Them As Children
Never underestimate what the rampant and irrational imagination of a kid can accomplish. We've all likely wrestled with that one harrowing, nightmarish thought as a kid that left us hiding under the covers. And really, can we talk about how creepy that damn rat from Chuck E. Cheese is? Those kids are terrified.
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10 Weird Status Symbols That Only Make Sense In A Very Specific Sub-Culture
The world is a very strange place...
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13 Entitled Dirty Dealers Who Tried to Get Away with It
Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.
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20 Insights From Twitter's Funniest Dad To Make You Never Want Kids
This guy definitely won't make you not want to have kids. They just sound like a bundle of joy in all these (panicked, sleep-deprived) tweets.
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15 Laughable Attempts That Were Fantastic Fails Upon Execution
To try at anything is to willingly give yourself over to potential failure. These people lost and fails resulted. Thank goodness for us.
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10 Frustrating Things People's Partners Have Done To Drive Them Absolutely Crazy
Our thoughts go out to these deeply infuriated souls.
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10 Frustrating Things People's Partners Have Done To Drive Them Absolutely Crazy
Our thoughts go out to these deeply infuriated souls.
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13 Overheards From People Who Happened Upon Wildly Unexpected Conversations
Contextualization wouldn't have even helped some of these.
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Friday, November 16, 2018
15 Funny Moments Forged in the Fires of Tinder
Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!
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King Of The Hill's, Dale Gribble, Was Right About Computers All Along
Dale Gribble wasn't some rambling, paranoid, chain-smoking conspiracy theorist after all...dude was right all along. I believe we have another name for "The Beast." Can anyone figure it out?
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Vaping Millennial Trolls Fox News To Oblivion
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just vape extra hard in the face of daunting oppression.
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24 Bizarrely Hilarious Alternate Antiques Roadshow Captions
Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.
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Ignorant, Blatantly Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese
This customer needed a bit of a reality check. Someone's probably always listening. In this case, it's great the cashier was ready to share the fact that they did in fact speak Mandarin Chinese as well as English. Yes, it's possible to speak more than one language! Who'duh thunk it.
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25 Moronic Design Failures That Will Make Your Idiot-Senses Tingle
If you suspect you're bad at your job, let's find the people responsible for putting braille onto a bumpy background and making the most climb-able "security" gate you've ever seen. Don't worry, you're not the worst at your job.
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Man Leaves Hilariously Salty Amazon Review On The Perils Of This Trimmer And Shaver
Learn from this man's painful mistake so that you don't repeat the process....
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15 Waiters and Waitresses Share The Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Seen
Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.
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Dumbfounded Fast Food Employee's Work Story About Mayo-Obsessed Customer Is Dripping In Cringe
This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways.
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34 Humbling Times Rude People Met Instant Karma After Asking For The Manager
If you've worked in the service industry you've likely encountered that aggressively disagreeable customer who refuses to reach a solution; and ultimately asks for the manager. These are the glorious stories of the moment they realized they were already talking to the manager.
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16 DIY Cakes That Were Baked And Frosted To Absolutely Failed (Perfection)
Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness.
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