Thursday, November 15, 2018

Definitely Not Weird Dad Embarrasses Daughter For Missing The Bus


I don't think she'll be missing the bus again anytime soon. 

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Country Music Stars Get Absolutely Roasted By Fiery Mean Tweets


In honor of the 2018 CMA's Jimmy Kimmel put together a new round of soul-crushing mean tweets for Country's biggest stars. Luke Combs getting decimated for looking like the human manifestation of cornbread should tell you all you need to know about people not pulling any punches on these mean tweets. 

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Internet's Captivated By Man And Crow's Unlikely Friendship


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We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances. 

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33 Nostalgic Images From The '90s To Trigger Your Longing (Or Hatred) For The Old Days


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Who else misses the shit out of those milky pens? They were the equivalent of scholastic Pokémon cards. Friendships were forged and broken over the successful trading of those little absolutely useless, magical pens. 

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Guy Crushes His Chances When Telling A Girl Psych Isn't His Major


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It's hard out there for a hopeless romantic. Especially on Snapchat...

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29 Real Life Cheat Codes To Hack Your Way Through The Game Of Life


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It's dangerous to go alone, bring some IRL cheat codes for yourself out there. 

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15 Ridiculous Cheapskates Who Are a Burden on Society


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These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

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Guy's Anonymous Letter To Girl He Followed To Her Car Will Deeply Unsettle You


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Other than the fact this guy should seriously reconsider the title of his heartfelt open letter to make it feel less predatory, and moreso do his heroically thoughtful act the justice that it deserves; this is a SOLID lesson in keeping your wits about you while you're out alone at night. 

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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke


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So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

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15 Uber Drivers And Passengers Reveal Their Most WTF Encounters With Each Other


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People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver! 

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15 Awkward but Mostly Charming Times Old People Tackled Social Media


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Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.

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21 Of The Funniest Ways To Answer A Wrong Number Phone Call


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A wrong numbered phone call is a true golden opportunity for some clever devils. Consider using any of these the next time you encounter an unknown (wrong) number out in the wild! 

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

10 Ex-Employees Share Crazy Stories Of What Got Them Fired


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It's almost like these people wanted to get canned! 

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14 Baffling Pics From Our Bizarre Dystopian World


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What a truly strange world we call our own...

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Brutal Instant Karma For Impatient Driver


Every now and again the universe intervenes when you cut off a bus to satisfy your own road rage. 

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Epic Pot Farm Bust Fail


What Corpus Christi cops first mistook as a massive marijuana field, later turns out to be a boatload of "horse mint" plants. They apparently hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants believed to be marijuana. Those hard-earned tax dollars going to work to remove literal weeds from a field! 

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15 Employees Reveal The Strangest Things They've Stolen From Work


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Some people seem to steal for the very sake of stealing! 

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Guy with Huge Neck Gets Destroyed in Police Page's Spicy Comments Section


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The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

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Soldier Shares Inspiring Story About Writing His Own Book While Deployed In Africa


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D.L. Jennings shares the kind of achievement-ridden story, brimming with impossible levels of productivity and steel fortitude to back, that'll inspire the rest of us on some level (while feeling lazy AF) to get shit done. Seriously, the story behind the creation of his book, "Gift of the Shaper" is an amazing tale in its own right. The fact Jennings put this together amidst 14 years of active duty (thank you for your service) is damn impressive. Check out his Facebook page over here if you're looking to snag a copy of his book, or read more about him. 

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25 Moments That Ensured People Would Have a Bad Day


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Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

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22 People Share The Most Encouraging Green Flags They've Seen On A First Date


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We spend plenty of time dwelling upon those "red flags" aka warning signs people encounter while braving the modern dating world. These green flags however, are the signals and characteristics you actually WANT to find on that next date. 

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19 Aggressively Antisocial Introverts Share Their Best Ways To Escape A Convo In 3 Words


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This is every self-proclaimed introverts must have survival guide. 

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College Student Shares Nightmarish Story About Not Re-Submitting For Financial Aid And Becoming A Homeless Felon


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This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

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17 People Share The Cringiest Dating Moments They Never Saw Coming


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You can be halfway through a seemingly mundane date, when shit goes south and crazy shows face in ways you NEVER could've anticipate. Let these people and their stories be a lesson to us all. 

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds


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There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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15 Mind Titans Whose Mammoth IQs Would Trample Your Tiny Brain


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You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018