The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day.
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The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day.
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We're already in heck, aren't we?
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The holiday season is coming up! You might be able to save some money on gifts by getting your friends and family some of this derivative crap.
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These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real.
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Just absolutely heartless!
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Annoying customers, thieving coworkers, and douchebag family members have all met their end at the hands of these warriors of pettiness.
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When we heard that Ryan Reynolds would be the voice of Detective Pikachu in the live-action Pokémon movie we never knew the world needed, we were at a loss for words. Was it some sick joke perpetuated by Ryan Reynolds and the Twitterverse to get our hopes up only to bring them crashing on down at the end? General rationality and reason would suggest such a thing.
BUT no, not this time. We now have the first trailer for Detective Pikachu, and it is pleasantly absurd. I mean, I'm not so sure I'll be able to get over Reynolds and his iconic snarky voice as Pikachu, but rest assured that I will damn well try. Just enjoy the trailer for what it is: you get the experience of eating a magical edible with Pikachu and Ryan Reynolds in the room with you, without actually eating the edible. A free trip, if you will, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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You have got to draw the line at your cousin, man. Sounds like he dodged some kind of absolutely crazy bullet on this one!
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Outdated, entirely ridiculous, and pretty damn funny. Times have changed...
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Sometimes, the burden of communicating with people is just too much to even consider. You might connect deeply with some of these.
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The man's a national treasure. All hail Ryan Reynolds!
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Some lucky bastards just seem to have all the luck in the world! These people were basically dealt a winning hand right out the womb.
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Some mouth breathers simply refuse to be reasoned with. This is one of those times.
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Thousands of hours of game shows on TV over the years means that there have been of thousands of opportunities for bona-fide idiot responses.
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Turns out TV ISN'T real life, guys. What are we supposed to believe, after this soul-rattling revelation?
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Their fails are what keep us going!
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The kind of Twitter thread we live for! Rabbit hole approved.
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Never know what you might catch wind of while you're out and about NOT eavesdropping.
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Customer service won't be enough to help guide these lost and wandering mouth breathers...
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These half-baked excuses are towing the line between making that next paycheck and getting booked for a ride on the Funemployment Train.
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The verdict's in from various Aussies, and apparently this fine collection of totally random "Australian" moments is on the money. Also, after these I am so ready for a visit to Australia. Even though the land's brimming with deadly creatures that are all seemingly designed to take us out.
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