Thursday, October 11, 2018

10 Of Our Favorite Tweets About Friday The 13th


Collection of scary tweets in honor of Friday the 13th.

It's Friday the 13th and some people are absolutely not okay with it. Like myself. There's a sketch crow outside my window that's putting out some solidly sinister vibes...be careful out there folks. 

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Nickelback Gets Absolutely Decimated In Mean Tweets Roasting


Gotta give it to these musicians for taking the savagery in stride. 

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13 Times People Instantly Regretted Their Actions


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These people tested fate and they lost. 

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Kanye West Gets Trolled By The World For Showing Everyone His iPhone Passcode


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Today Kanye or Ye or whatever his new name is, sat down with President Trump to chat. For the sake retaining some sliver of sanity while writing this (and feeling like it's out of a dystopian fictional reality), we're not going to go into further details. The biggest takeaway the world had from the whole debacle was Ye's passcode. 

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Wholesome Live Feed Comments Section Renews Our Faith in the Internet


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Almost every comments section everywhere is just infighting and negativity. Leave it to Tumblr to find the only one where people bond over their excitement to see red trucks and dogs.

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19 Invaluable Jobs That Exist Cause People Are Stupid


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Some seemingly trivial jobs keep the world from caving in on itself. 

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14 Deceptive Liars Who Were Caught by the Firm Grip of Justice


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Nothing makes us more pleased than to see liars called out by the internet. It makes us feel like there's still people who live to do good in the world.

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Guy's Impossible Garage Sale Find is One For The Books


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Before there were loot boxes, there was just the Nintendo Gamecube. It just keeps getting better and better.

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21 Embarrassing Childhood Moments People Cringe About to This Day


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You may be the one who called the teacher mom, but at least you're not the one who tried to Falcon Punch a big kid. Or maybe you were. Either way, we don't know how these people live with themselves.

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Whiny Barefoot Runner's Absolutely Ridiculous Facebook Post About Acorns Triggers Angry Neighbors


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You haven't really made it till you've up and joined one of those neighborhood Facebook groups, where miserably bored people bide their time with all-American level petty complaints, and five-star spicy comments sections. Follow the Facebook post and its ensuing A1 RUTHLESS comments section for a special treat at the end. Hint: it is not this dude's first time pulling something like this. We're (very likely...) witnessing the work of a masterful troll. 

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12 Entitled Cheapskates Who Tried to Take Advantage of People


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Why should selling your old phone online be easy? With the help of these wonderful people, online marketplaces are that much more hostile and bitter. Thanks, guy who thinks he can get a 600 dollar phone for 30 bucks.

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19 Weird and Awful Designs That Remind Us There's Stupid in the World


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What child doesn't want to slide out of an elephant's butt? Back in my day, we worked 16 hours a day for the opportunity to walk uphill into an elephant's butt, both ways!

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17 Times Parents Taught Their Kids a Lesson That Totally Backfired


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You want your kids to be smart, but you don't want them to be so smart that they realize you're full of shit.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Guy's Wife Asks For "Generic Birthday" and He Over-Delivers


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It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

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14 Deeply Unsettled People Share Their Weirdest Bunkmate Stories


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To share a bunkbed with a stranger at a camp is to enter into a wildly unpredictable agreement that at least guarantees, some weird sh*t will be going down. 

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Every Time Matthew McConaughey Says Alright In Chronological Order


I have no idea why I watch all of it, but that's okay. 

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Dad Makes Epic Venom Costume For His Son's Halloween Wish


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My dude, please adopt me. 

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18 Confessions From People Who Grew Up In The Mid-2000s


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They were different times. 

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16 Of The Stupidest Things People Did To Have Their Intelligence Questioned


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Hello, anyone home? Not a whole lot going on upstairs with these All-American mouth breathers. 

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Daycare Worker's Twitter Thread On How Kids Are Always Watching You Goes Viral


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Every parent or daycare worker can learn something from this thread. Turns out we're prone to easily overlooking those minuscule ways children are trying to communicate with us, as they absorb tons of influence from the environment that surrounds them. 

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Smug Story Of Driver Getting Pulled Over By Cops Ends In Humbling Lesson


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Careful folks, we got a raging badass on our hands. Thank goodness the authorities were around to uphold the laws....

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20 People Who Deserve Bonus Points For Creatively Fixing Broken Sh*t


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They definitely thought outside the broken box on these. 

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Impressed Parents Share Ridiculously Genius Things Their Kids Write In Viral Twitter Thread


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Kids just write the darndest things! 

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16 Of The Weirdest Things People Have Seen Looking Over At Another Car When Driving


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Never know what you'll see while you're out and about driving around. 

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A's Fan Who Had Beer Poured On Him Takes His Epic Revenge And Squashes The Beef


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People on social media actually banding together to accomplish some good in the world? It must be a mistake. This must be a glitch in the matrix. There's no other way. 

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17 Fools Who Are Doing Anything BUT Fixing Broken Things


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And by fools we pretty much mean trolls. At least THEY got a laugh out of it. 

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