The similarities between Batman and The Accountant are alarmingly UNCANNY. Naturally, the ever thoughtful and introspective John Mayer seized the moment to float a surprisingly logical conspiracy theory about The Accountant being some sort of Batman origin story. Somehow, it kind of adds up....
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WARNING: Spoilers ahead. That aside, this guy took it upon himself to let loose a little Twitter rant over Star Wars: The Last Jedi, being met with a sizable amount of disapproval from fans, over "inconsistencies." You think he's in the right, or do you side with the displeased fans?
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This Redditor, ColonelDredd, rescued a baby duckling from the icy grip of certain death this summer when he found it all alone.
If this were a Disney movie we'd expect the two of them to be bonded for life in an eternal love affair. They'd have a misunderstanding and part ways. But then in the third act the duckling would come and save ColonelDredd's family from a mustache-twirling villain.
Alas, that's not how life goes. Instead, as you can see, ColonelDredd was brutally attacked by this ungrateful little a**hole upon their reunion.
Hey, still a better love story than Twilight.
The resulting thread lead to some extremely absurd stories about people's own experience with water fowl.
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These idiots need to have 'learn to spell' as their New Year's resolutions.
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When sex and relationship blogger, Oloni, went and challenged her followers to ask their crushes out, and share their responses; she cracked open Pandora's Box. Most of these went far better than they likely expected, and honestly, the move for Oloni to make from here is to request the follow-ups. Maybe some real relationships coming out of these!
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If there's one thing we learned this holiday season, it's that older members of our families STILL don't understand ripped jeans as a fashion trend, despite the fact that they've been around for YEARS.
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Yesterday we shared a Twitter thread in which comedian Laurie Kilmartin was ADAMANT that Elon Musk should donate his money to charity instead of wasting it on the funding of SpaceX.
After she got reasoned into the dirt she reopened the discussion by retweeting our post. She then proceeded to get torn apart AGAIN.
C'mon Laurie. Stop doubling down and just admit you made a bad argument.
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These people from around the internet and the world have been totally killing it.
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*Flutters suddenly enlarged eyelashes*
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Tweets that show Post Malone absolutely destroying Domino's Pizza's Twitter account have been going viral. The thing is, they're not real.
Post Malone himself replied and gave pretty sound reasoning as to why the Tweets weren't his.
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These expertly-crafted dark comics are going to make you raise your eyebrows in bewilderment even as you're laughing your ass off at their awesomeness.
These comic creators are probably some of the best around right now.
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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend got stuck on a flight for eight hours after it had to turn around 4 hours out of LAX on a nightmare flight to nowhere. This is pretty much exactly what you don't want to happen to you during your post-holiday traveling.
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These poor souls didn't know what they were signing up for when they volunteered themselves to be roasted.
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I suppose this one really doesn't accomplish anything, since it's just an entirely automated account, at the very least he hopefully mildly-annoyed some intern that's moderating the accounts.
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We're pretty sure these people have completely lost it...
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These hardcore anarchists are REALLY sticking it to the system. What a bunch of 'mad lads'.
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Christmas may have already come and gone, but we can't help but share this insightful shower thought.
Now that you think about it...
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This lady clearly had NO idea what she was talking about when she tried to shame Elon Musk for not donating his Space X investments 'to a food bank'.
Twitter was quick to put her in her place with user 'Qwertyuiothepi' absolutely annihilating her when she tried to argue back.
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This guy got tired of the constant wave of negative press that has plagued the news cycle over the last year and decided to share the other stories that you didn't hear about.
A bit of uplift like this is a great way to end the year.
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Everyone has an insane story or two from their High School days that has become a thing of legend in their minds.
The most fabled of these stories is always known as 'The Incident'. It's that one event that rocked the school's foundation and changed life the way you knew it at the time or altered the school's rules for years to come.
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