If there's anything we can all gather after reading through this collection of tweets, it's that you'd best never underestimate a kid's capacity for hatching up impressively devious, chaos-triggering kinds of plans/statements --- no matter the age. Those kids, man, just do the darndest things!
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These cringe-inducing collections of humanity hitting rock bottom in terms of sheer stupidity never fail to genuinely amaze us with how idiotic people can truly get.
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This woman clearly needs to take a deep breath. She goes from 0 to 100 real quick over absolutely nothing. We'll consider this one to be a bullet dodged.
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Some people will go to insane lengths to avoid socializing with other people.
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To this day, one of our all-time favorite humorous Twitter accounts that never fails to deliver A+ comedy gold. This batch in particular got us good!
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It's always best to check the background of your photos before you post them to social media, especially in cases like these.
This couple was so excited about their 'surprise' engagement that they forgot to do that and in the process they let way too much slip.
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These people and organizations tried to be witty and clever, but just ended up epitomizing 'fellow kids'
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Taiwan Jones experienced the painful power of modern day social media-driven connectivity, when he learned through people he never met (nor likely ever will) that he flunked his midterm. From there something of a wild goose chase unfolded, as people started claiming there wasn't any way to really know if this was the actual Taiwan Jones they were looking for....
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Whatever you do, make sure to read these in the accent.
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Alrighty, so what do we think here? Is she way too young and glaringly crazy to be putting something like this together for the sole sake of a damn right swipe? Or are we just looking at a young woman who wants to tout some polished Powerpoint skills for any potential interested dudes out there? Who's to say.
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In the wake of the recent ban on Russia from participating in the Olympic games after a major doping scandal came to light, the Olympic National Committee has announced that a new nation will be replacing Russia in the upcoming games.
The proud nation of Westeros has put aside their differences for the sake of sport.
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Ever been out in public and witnessed the paralyzing, soul-crushing moment a dude gets undeniably friend zoned? Like to the extent there's just plain old no coming back from it? The deal has been sealed.
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These illustrated roasts take the art of roasting to an entirely new level. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of one of these.
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The 'Elf on a Shelf' fad is one that I've always found to be multiple levels of creepy.
First, there's that Elf's smug little face and blank-staring eyes that look like something straight out of Goosebumps. The idea is that this creepy bastard comes alive and stalks around the house at night to reach a new vantage point to spy on you. That premise is somehow supposed to be heart warming despite the fact that it's pretty much the plot to Chuckie.
Second, you have that whole 'spying' part. This little thing is supposed to be reporting on the kids for Santa's NSA service like some hidden camera to force them to behave. Hey, at least we're indoctrinating our kids into the idea of a 'surveillance state' at a young age, right?
Anyways, this poor mom got exhausted of moving her family's Elf around everyday. So first she brilliantly faked that the elf had suffered an injury due to the children's messiness.
She then tried to hide it in the oven and promptly forgot about it...
We say good riddance. That creepy little thing SHOULD be burned.
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These are TOO precious. Shoutout to the girl asking for her brother who was getting bullied at school to get new friends to stand up for him. Talk about selfless. Low-key faith in humanity restored thanks to her.
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It turns out, when he's not busy torturing the souls of the damned, Satan runs a pretty impressive Twitter handle under the call tag "S8n"
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These insane individuals from around the internet will make you wince as you browse through this hearty helping of cringe.
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This guy decided to treat his experience of living with the fairer sex like an anthropological study, and the resulting Twitter thread is nothing short of hilarious.
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Normally when someone jokes about buying Twitter you'd laugh it off and tell them that it's way too much. However, when that person is Elon Musk how much isn't even a question worth asking.
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James Fridman is a master of photoshop and he uses his skills for the forces of good.
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So by now most of us have had the displeasure of realizing that the entire new Star Wars trilogy is going to be a steaming pile of garbage. BUT it's extremely important that we don't get too carried away with the nitpicking and stick to the points that matter because, as this guy is quick to remind us, things could be a LOT worse.
Careful because there are some 'The Last Jedi' spoilers below!
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It's like the rituals in ancient societies when a leader's wives and servants were killed and placed in their burial chambers.
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