Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Twitter Tears Mia Khalifa Apart After She Makes Untimely Joke About Gordon Hayward's Ankle Break
Last night Gordon Hayward tragically broke his ankle after jumping for a ball in the Boston Celtics home opener. Players were clearly rattled even as the game continued. (Video at the bottom of the list)
The break will be utterly devastating for both Hayward and his team this season, we hope he makes a full recovery.
Mia Khalifa, the porn star who recently made headlines for getting kicked out of a baseball game, took to twitter shortly afterwards to crack a joke about how Hayward was a 'sacrificial lamb'. This left Celtics players, family, and fans in a social media frenzy, including Al Horford's sister who was quick to put Mia in her place.
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10 Times The Internet Offered Surprisingly Helpful Dating Advice
The internet's generally a pandora's box, filled to the brim with all manners of hopelessly insensitive depravity when it comes to the 'dating realm'. I mean, just yesterday we ran a piece (see here) on yet another string of hilariously ridiculous Tinder conversations/pickup lines. Yet, here we are, with something that somehow manages to boost the otherwise dwindling faith in humanity: actual, legitimate, dating advice! Who'd have seen this coming?
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Hopelessly Ridiculous Tinder Conversations That'll Make You Squirm
We can always count on the thirsty, ever ridiculous, occasionally witty geniuses that populate Tinder to keep us on our toes with new hilarious pick up lines, and extreme cringeworthy dialogues. This is the latest installment in the Tinder-themed pool of chaos that we've come across. Maybe romance is dead after all...
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Thirsty Dudes Harass Mom Modeling Clothes So Much That Ebay Intervenes
Katherine Macpherson, 42, who previously modeled pictures of dresses on Ebay, has since discontinued her job due to relentlessly thirsty, and grossly insensitive pursuits on the part of Ebay's horny internet trolls. Macpherson says she'll receive up to 20 dirty messages a day; and we're talking dirty and explicit enough that they weren't appropriate for print.
"One person who sent me several unanswered messages and then became more insistent before sending me a picture of his penis was on my blocked bidder list and should not have been able to contact me but somehow still managed it.
"I reported him and was informed by eBay that if they received any more complaints from other users they may consider suspending his account. Via: The Sun
We're glad to hear that Ebay stepped up to support the woman just trying to do her job, and haven't heard yet on whether the issue's been resolved.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Parking Garage Fight Ends In Brutal Knockout
This is a fight that was caught by a security camera in a parking garage.
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Ivanka Trump's Getting Mercilessly Roasted For Claiming She Went Through Punk Phase
Ivanka Trump went and awakened the fiery wrath of (real) punks everywhere when she claimed in her mom's memoir, Raising Trump, that she went through a hardcore phase in the '90s. Can't make this sh*t up, guys:
During my punk phase in the nineties, I was really into Nirvana. My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts. One day after school, I dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn't a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice'n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond. The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back! ---- Google Books
Yeah...so she's as hardcore as it gets dudes...she had blue in her hair AND she wept tears of profound sorrow over Kurt Cobain's death. Let's just say the punks of Twitter had something to say about all that:
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Cheating GF Gets Savagely Embarrassed On Live TV
Nothing quite like a cringe-packed emotional explosion between a couple on live TV to remind you how chaotic a relationship can get.
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McDonald's Eyebrows Trend Will Deep Fry Your Faith In Humanity
Eagerly waiting for McDonald's to weigh in on this catastrophe. Just when we were foolishly, optimistically convinced that we couldn't fall any further down the rabbit's hole of humanity gone horribly wrong....we're served this steaming, meticulously prepared pile of WTF. What on earth are these young ladies thinking?
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15 Brutal Roasts That Burned People to Ash
These people willingly submitted themselves to being brutally roasted on /r/roastme and their wishes were granted.
These are some of the top roasts of the week from the subreddit, neatly condensed into this little thread.
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'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind
Despite the absurdity we stumble across daily on the internet we still find ourselves continually surprised with what people can come up with. Today, on the list is the rise of the 'Sexy Goldfish' Halloween costume.
We've seen plenty of weird 'sexy' costumes over the years but this one drives the absurdity of the trend into brand new directions. The designer who incepted the idea probably was running dry on new costume ideas for the year. With their deadline fast approaching they started brainstorming what sort of costumes people liked.
"Well the sexy cat costume is a Halloween classic," the desperate designer probably thought to themselves, "So people must really be into sexy pets."
With that brilliant idea the 'sexy goldifsh' was incepted and the white bread of pets was brought into the sexy costume fold.
Someday a future civilization will stumble upon the ruins of our society and wonder what in the hell we were doing but in the present Twitter is doing exactly that.
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12 Full-Fledged Idiots Who Plagued Social Media With Cringe
Living in an era so deeply and helplessly entrenched in the throes of continual social media exposure, is living in a world where you're also exposed to an endless procession of alarmingly moronic moments from absolute idiots that should've been far away from the internet as possible, to begin with. At the very least, it's a rollercoaster of entertainment filled with a whole lotta laughing at other people's expense. We pulled together some of the more recent cringe-packed scenarios we've come across in a while.
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These Terrifying Pennywise Pumpkins Will Send Chills Down Your Spine
Well, some creative and inspired people out there got it in their heads to decorate their doorsteps with Pennywise-themed pumpkins. If the goal here's to ward off the pestilent waves of hungry-eyed, sugardrunk trick-or-treaters with pieces of pure horror....then mission accomplished.
Thanks to the massively impressive and utterly horrifying achievement that the most recent, "It" movie damn well was, The Year of the Clown is in full swing, folks. Yes, the modern take on Pennywise from "It" effortlessly spotlights how (alarmingly) far the movie industry's come in the way of special effects/makeup. I wish I was exaggerating when I say that the trailer for the movie alone smacked me with some stress sweats, and definitely hijacked some sleep.
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This Guy's Getting Roasted Like Crazy For His Ridiculous Outfit Selfie
Little did this lad know that when he took to social media to share what he thought was a particularly tastefully-assembled outfit, he'd proceed to get roasted to utter oblivion. The trolls of Twitter stepped up to pile on the colorful insults with an extra layer of spice.
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35 Awful Stories From The Most Disastrous Weddings Ever
These weddings are basically every engaged couple's worst nightmare.
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Hilariously Illustrative Amazon Review For Knuckle Blaster Will Stun You
The reviews section in Amazon has to be at least (if not more) than half the reason I find myself wandering the online aisles of the sprawling online marketplace: it is stocked to the brim with comedy gems. This review in particular takes on the feel of a frantic, wildly unpredictable, unexpectedly dramatic short story; and the obvious highlight's, "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Can't make this sh*t up, man.
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Monday, October 16, 2017
Internet's Having A Field Day Guessing Hamburger Helper Glove's Anatomy
Some particularly curious individual out there went and set off a wild chain reaction of massively entertaining drawings/responses, when he questioned the anatomy of the iconic Hamburger Helper Glove. Last we were reading about them, was over that whole FIRE Soundcloud mixtape (see here). Sometimes the best answer is to not ask any questions at all. The drawings that followed the guy's question are impressively creative and outside the box, to say the very least. Big ups to Hamburger Helper for stepping up and capitalizing on the trending moment as well. Well done, indeed.
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Woman With One Arm Has Amazing Halloween Costume
Lauren might look a little familiar from back when we ran a viral piece on her equally impressive, extremely right-swipeable Tinder profile (see here). Well, one of our favorite Twitter personalities of 2017 is back at it again with an awesome Halloween costume. This girl brings the razor sharp wit, the culturally relevant and comedic Tweets, and she pulls it off with an unmistakable flair. Eager to see what she pulls off next!
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25 People Share the Dead Giveaways That Reveal Someone's Sexual Inexperience
Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.
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50 WTF Science Facts That'll Make Your Head Spin
These kinds of fact-packed, allegedly scientifically-sound lists never fail to trigger waves of anxiety. The sentiment, 'ignorance is bliss' comes to mind right off the bat. Just goes to show we live in a world of sheer unpredictability, and that wildly unexpected, life-changing moments of pure chaos can envelop your life at the drop of a damn hat.
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20 Hipsters Who Hipstered Too Hard to Become the Hippest Hipster
This is hipster in its ultimate form, with hipster levels over 9000.
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McDonald's Is Getting Roasted On Twitter After Introducing Millennial Ingredients
Last summer McDonald's announced that they'd be introducing kale and Sriracha aioli to their burgers, and that said ingredients were "millennial-approved." Naturally, the fine and creatively-inspired trolls of Twitter have since stepped up to dual-troll the sh*t out of McDonald's AND Millennials. Gotta hand it to them though, cause these millennial stereotypes are pretty on point.
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15 Moments That Made People Cringe So Hard They Remember Them Years Later
These are the kinds of things you think of when you're lying in bed trying to sleep.
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10 Clever Dads Who've Mastered The Art Of Trolling
These dads are too crafty for their own good.
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