As ridiculous as this is, it's kind of sweet...Either way this dude just learned his lesson the hard way. Maybe, just maybe, check that tattoo meaning the next time before you go assuming the worst, and try to make a morally righteous, misguided decision.
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Jimmy Kimmel never fails to call upon the most creatively-inspired, insult-spewing pack of Twitter trolls when he whips out this sporadic series. These are usually absolutely ruthless, and always massively entertaining.
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Ever had one of those moments when you couldn't quite get the name of something off of the tip of your tongue?
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And his finger's on the damn trigger the whole time....WTF.
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If he was already helplessly head over heels for her, now he's really screwed over. She jumped on that golden opportunity, and absolutely made the best purchase possible.
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Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield wasn't having any of Mia Khalifa's shamelessly straightforward attempts to stir up some flirtacious Twitter banter the other day. She went for it, and he stonewalled her ridiculous little move, beautifully.
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Amidst the efforts to help those affected by Hurricane Irma, FEMA had a bit of a FAIL when they mistakenly dropped the incorrect number of a sex hotline instead of a helpline. Fortunately, FEMA was quick to spot its mistake, and has since swapped in the correct toll-free area code. That doesn't mean we weren't able to dig up the original, thanks to the team over at Consumerist.
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These solid burns surely left their targets roasted.
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These are stories so ridiculously awkward that their bearers swore they'd never speak of them again.
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Was this an intentional ploy to keep the parents entertained while reading to their children? Probably so...
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Not sure if these will make people happy they're married, or encourage the single folks out there to remain forever single...
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Ken M is a gift to humanity. Just when you think you might've grown tired of all his trolling antics, he steps up yet again to make you break out in a spontaneous fit of laughter. Never change, dude: you're the hero we deserve, and never ask for.
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This Brazilian body builder wanted to be as big as possible, so he injected himself with oil to 'bulk up'.
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Can you even imagine suffering through one of these volatile emotional breakdowns out in public? These "adults" straight up reverted back to their childish selves. Let's just hope they learned to not get so dangerously worked up about things (oftentimes outside their control) for next time.
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This one time... at cheer camp...
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These are nothing if not an inspiration to carpe that wrong-numbered convo scenario the next time someone botches a digit, and accidentally texts you. Clearly, there's a lot of laughs waiting to be had if you don't pass up the opportunity. We ran a previous collection of these last week right here, and you guys seemed to not entirely hate them...so we're back with some more this week!
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These poor souls volunteered themselves to a roast on /r/roast me and got incinerated in a raging inferno.
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Florida Man, you are one crazy silly bastard.
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Sometimes you just don't get why some people find certain people attractive.
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Sometimes sex happens unexpectedly and these are some of those times.
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These are just plain heart-wrenching sad.
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