We're talking doesn't get memes kind of old here, guys. Also, like who even uses OkCupid in this day and age right?
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Thursday, July 20, 2017
10 Dudes Forever Banished to the Blue-Ball Confines of Friendzone Hell
Thoughts and prayers go out to our sexually frustrated gents of the hour!
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14 Tinder Profiles That Are Unapologetically Merciless
Are these people trying to be forever alone?
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20 of the Best Yearbook Quotes of All Time
These kids kept it real with their hilarious yearbook quotes.
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People Share Stories of the Most Insane NSFW Things They've Seen At Parties
You knew going into this that things were going to take a nosedive for a full-fledged hedonistic insanity. Buckle up.
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Woman's Dream Flight Turns Into a Nightmare Thanks to This Awful Passenger
This woman thought she had scored big time when no one sat in the seats across the aisle from her on her flight.
Little did she know what was in store for her...
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20 Social Media Idiots That Won't FAIL to Pulverize Your Dwindling Faith In Humanity
These are highly discouraging displays of stupidity let loose to run all over the place.
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Facts From The Fifth Element That Will Send Your Mind Into the Next Dimension
Seriously though, half if not more of these were almost too much to comprehend.
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People Share the Most Terrible Things Their Employers Have Ever Done To Them
The lack of humanity with some of these is devastating. Maybe don't read too many of these if you find yourself in an already unnerving work situation that's marred by instability, volatile bosses, or both.
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SNL Writer Responds to Donald Trump's Tweets Like Their Personal Texts and Awkward Hilariousness Ensues
Occasionally an idea rolls around that's so simple and pure, it makes us forget the ominous and unstable times we live in ---- this is one of those ideas. SNL Writer Josh Patten has taken trolling Donald Trump's stubbornly endless stream of fleeting thoughts, occasional announcements concerning the state of world affairs, and not-so-rare incendiary cultural commentary....to new heights by pretending like he's having a personal texting convo with DJ Trump himself. The resulting hypothetical texting correspondence is alarmingly believable, and entirely hilarious.
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10 Entertaining Wrong Number Texts Made Unforgettable With Awesome Responses
We've ran a few of these for you guys before, and it'd seem that we share a collective enjoyment for those moments when the universe smiles down upon lucky individuals with the perfect kinds of prank opportunities. Here's the last batch we ran by the way -- here!
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Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Guy Loses Fantasy Football League, Has to Recreate ESPN "The Body" Issue
Props to this guy for remaining a man of his word, in what should arguably be "ESPN's Last Body" issue. God help us all.
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Guy Gets Suspended From College After He Savagely Grades His Ex's Apology Letter
Everyone has their own ways of dealing with breakups, and Nick Lutz's method of coping is one we can all gain inspiration from.
Back in February Nick posted to Twitter his hilariously savage grading of an Ex's apology letter. During the roasting he makes brutal comments on her spelling and sentence structure before giving her a final score of 61/100 "D-".
Well, the tweet went viral and sparked a lot of support for his ballsy revenge move.
Now Nick has received notice that he has been suspended from his University for a semester because they took issue with the viral tweet and people are pissed. There are a lot of things that go on on university campuses that they should be spending their time on instead.
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14 Painful and Sobering Moments When Expectation Met Reality
The top moments of the week when things didn't turn out like people expected.
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Bro Texts His Girlfriend He's Going to Bar For a Drink, Hops On A Plane With Friends to Ibiza to Get Lit
Suffice to say, this hedonistically-inclined, spontaneous degenerate clearly found the one. I mean shit, a 5-day bender within the white sandy beach meets piercing warm blue waters of a paradisal confines of Ibiza? Hell yes. Sign me up, but also can't help but wonder how you keep the job after that kind of stunt. Then again, his girlfriend was caught telling Lad Bible that "they were fine with it and he could get away with anything..." Lucky bastard.
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Guy Live-Tweets His Buddy's Marriage Imploding, and It's Horrifically Epic
This is easily the most outlandish, universe-shattering explosion of a relationship we've ever come across. The fact that it's live-tweeted makes it all the "better." The attention to detail and fact that the bastard here seems adamant about leaving no cringeworthy details out, makes it that much more of an immersive hellish kind of tale.
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Crazy White "Model" Documents Insane Journey, Claims She's Successfully Transformed Into Black Woman
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....
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30 Tinder Users Who Put (It All) Out (There)
Some people have no shame when it comes to the wild world of 'dating' apps. These colorful individuals just like to get straight to the point.
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