Wednesday, April 26, 2017

10 of the Most Cringey Oversharers on Facebook


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These people need a goddamn mental filter when it comes to deciding what is and isn't ok to post on social media. The cringe is palpable. 

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19 Facts From the Making of 'John Wick'


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Keanu Reeves. Enough said.

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The Daily FAIL: Push Through That Hump Day Grind


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Bitches better have my Unicorn Frap ready.

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These people get "served."


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Guy Catches His Girlfriend Cheating on Him so He Takes Cringefest Photoshoot of Them in Bed


Guy catches girlfriend cheating on him so he takes creepy photoshoot of them while they are sleeping.

Not set on whether this is super creepy and indicative of a dude with some seriously off kilter coping mechanisms, or just outright victorious revenge. What do you guys think?

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Guy Trolls Wrong Number Text From An Enraged Wife Who Refuses to Believe He's Not Her Husband


Guy gets wrong number text from an angry wife who won't believe that he's not her husband.

This is one of those wrong number texting conversations that was set up for a highly entertaining, rage-riddled interaction from the start. Clearly our angry wife in this situation was already having a day, and the last thing she needed was for her husband to 'play games' about grabbing milk from the store. On that note, let the hilarious exchange begin. 

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18 Gamers Share Their Most Twisted and Disturbed Gaming Moments They've Experienced


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Guy Trolls Facebook Scammer That Promised Him Truckload of Cash, To Sweet Perfection


Guy trolls spammer on Facebook after they promise him a ton of cash in very funny conversation.

Every once in a while we get some highly entertaining comedic gold, art-level trolling from our audience, and this is one of those times! Enjoy, and big hat tip to Matt Cordery for sharing the gem. 

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The Joys of Parenting in 20 Tweets


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When you're raising a tiny drunk human things don't always go according to plan.

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Drunk Guy Tells Nightclub He Can Do Backflip, Fails Miserably


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I'm sorry! Let me help!

Got 'em.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

I must go. My people need me.

Brave Idiot Tries to Stop Berkeley Riot With Pepsi, and Fails Hilariously


Apparently this only works if you're Kendall Jenner or something. 

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We Can't Even Right Now With Nordstrom's New Line of Fake Mud-Coated Jeans


Nordstrom releases very expensive, ridiculous fake mud-coated jeans clothing line.

The fashionista entrepreneurs really outdid themselves with this line of clothing. Did some disheveled penny-pinching, derelicte bum stumble into the conference room halfway through an utterly stunted, blank-faced brainstorming session or what? Then again, Nordstrom is not one to disappoint us back here at Fail Blog when it comes to, well, Fail-worthy clothing. Remember those 'mom jeans' or that expensive stone? Yep. Ever entertaining. 

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Legendary Idiot Faces Charges After Trying to Rescue Beer From Burning Building


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Talk about the adrenaline-inducing, inspiring beer run of a damn lifetime, man. Not all heroes wear capes. Some just toss all rhyme and reason out the window for that next cold one. Gotta stay hydrated bro bro. 

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Cash Me Outside Girl Gets Caught Outside and Has Her Ass Handed to Her In Street Beatdown


How bout dat?

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People Are Brutally Roasting Donald Trump With Imaginative Song Lyrics For His First 100 Days


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41 Tweets About Marriage That are too Real


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It turns out that being eternally bound to someone can have its ups and downs and that makes these funny tweets way too real.

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People Are Beside Themselves Over This Mom's Facebook Rant About How Her Kid Doesn't Have to Share


Angry mom goes on Facebook rant about how her son doesn't have to share with other kids.

Let's get a solid cringeworthy round of slowclaps going for the foolish, destructively ignorant mom who thought it'd be chill to go on the anti-sharing rant. Did she want to get herself publicly tarred and feathered via social media, for the rest of us to see? If that was the goal here; maybe a fleeting moment of fame in the Facebook spotlight....then damn, mission accomplished. 

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That's a party foul.

20 People Share the Most Drunkenly Depraved Things They've Seen Boozehounds Do


People share the stupidest things they have seen drunk people do.

Many of us have been there: our better senses left behind somewhere when we became best friends with the bottle of distilled madness, and the next best idea was something we'd wake up the next morning overcome by instant regrets with. These 20 irrational boozehounds let their respective evenings get away from them, and now we get to enjoy the fine collection of their big, ruinous, smiling messes. 

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Poseidon is not pleased


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27 Facebook Fails That Will Make You Question Your Own Sanity


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These individuals probably should be banned from the internet.

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Awesome Parents Surprise Their Kid With Homemade Blockbuster to Cheer Him Up


Awesome parents surprise their autistic son with homemade Blockbuster to cheer him up for the win.

Even though Blockbuster as a chain went under back in 2013, some franchisees' defied all odds like the true cockroaches they were and soldiered on. When this particular Blockbuster closed down recently it destroyed @Javiii_Zuniga's younger brother, and his parents proceeded to find the perfect heartwarming solution. 

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19 Hilarious Cakes That are Chock Full of Sugary FAIL Goodness


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These aren't your usual 'Ace of Cakes' masterpieces. These cakes are the result of the harsh lessons learned when expectations meet a FAIL filled reality.

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High Quality Wendy's Fan Art With 18 of Their Most Ruthless Twitter Roasts


High quality fan art inspired by fast food chain Wendy's with tons of their best twitter insults.

What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus. 

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The Daily FAIL: Life Comes at You Fast


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