I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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Tuesday, April 25, 2017
22 Monty Python and the Holy Grail Facts That'll Make You a Trivia King
When Expectation Meets the Reality of Online Shopping
Despite the convenience of shopping online, it can be a treacherous venture. The amount of products out there, even on trusted sites, that are exploitative, cheap, or otherwise misleading is insane.
I myself recently ordered a kitchen garbage can on Amazon (for way too much money) and received the most tiny and useless little garbage can I've ever seen in my life.
The moral of the story is: Always check dimensions.
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Small Car Dealer Executes Sweet Justice on Persistent Spammer
Stumbled across this throwback of a spammer getting spammed in glorious fashion, and it was just too damn satisfying not to try and get back in recirculation for you guys. You can almost hear him (if it wasn't some shitty bot) screaming, livid, utterly devastated at his screen...."UNSEND! UNSEND! UNSEND!" Craigslist spammers, or ones hailing from any dark recess of the devious underworld are the bane of our existence. Nothing warms the heart more than to see swift justice being carried out where its due; and god only knows what ever became of this persistent little bastard.
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Four Ship Launching FAILs of Titanic Proportions
These ship launchings made waves when it nothing went according to plan.
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This Ridiculous Pussy Kick Video Just Won Monday
How about that pure look of unadulterated, (likely) booze-induced bliss before the other chick brings the damn captain falcon kick down? Phew.
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Monday, April 24, 2017
These Awesome 'Ghost FAIL' Videos Show You Where it All Went Wrong
Pay close attention, because we're making history here folks.
An Imgur user has pioneered a new type of FAIL that he has coined as the 'GhostFAIL'. These combine frames of the video/gif to create a 'ghosting' effect to give you more insight into exactly when that person knew they were totally screwed.
From the creator:
As you can see, I'm still toying with the format - feedback welcome.
I hope to bring you some more soon. What I'm hearing is that the red flash isn't necessary but the tag at point of impact is a good accent of the fail, and that you want more time at the end to look over the ghosting. Got it, thanks for the feedback.
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Snake Tries to Eat Porcupine and Experiences Instant Profound Pain
Nature can be a truly cruel mistress sometimes, man.
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Ideas For a 'Douchebag 101' Course That'll Kill You With Cringe Due to Their Accuracy
I can just see all the fratastic buffoons paddling up to this painfully successful and obviously soon-to-be critically acclaimed class in their douchecanoes right now. Redditors really let the brutal barrage of sassy creative brainstorming fly on this one. So, color us impressed.
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Bill Clinton Cracked a Terrible Dad Joke on Twitter and Nobody Can Handle It
Slick Willy just had to go and crack a dad joke that simultaneously dug on President Trump and kept the pun game strong, didn't he? Naturally, people were highly entertained and vaguely irritated.
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32 Hilarious Tweets That Encapsulate the World of Dating
People are strange but the dating world is even stranger. The odd expectations and ridiculous high pressure environment can make for some ridiculous situations.
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New Reports Indicate UK Might Be Getting Its First Sex Robot Brothel
Well well, would you look at that? What a time to be alive huh? Honestly, surprised it took this long for headlines involving sex robot brothels to jump across our news feeds, but here we are. The Spanish company (sex robot brothel) in question, LumiDolls was recently quoted saying they're eagerly trying to expand their operations over to the UK soon as they can lock down an investor. The spokesperson for LumiDoll went on to say, "With LumiDolls, customers can perform any of their sexual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman. This allows them to fulfill their wildest fantasies that maybe with other people they can not, maybe they have some physical complex that does not allow them to be comfortable with a person, and with a doll it makes them much easier.
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38 Fresh AF Dragon Ball Z Memes That Pack a Punch
Go Super Saiyan over these fresh Dragon Ball Z memes.
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29 Dogs Who Are Photobombing Jerks
They may be your best friend but these jerks also have an uncanny knack for ruining photos.
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Drunk Chick Flashes Crowd at Baseball Game and People Naturally Lose It
18 Facts From 'The Sixth Sense'
These facts from 'The Sixth Sense' have bigger twists than the actual film.
Spoilers.
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