Thursday, April 13, 2017
Wildly Unexpected Tinder Pickup Lines That Spotlight Tinder for the Circus That It Is
The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.'
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26 Photos Taken Moments Before FAIL
These perfectly timed photos will forever immortalize the moments before these people fell victim to the icy grip of FAIL.
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Scorpion Stings Guy Flying United Airlines and People Are Too Ready With Hilarious Responses
United Airlines cannot catch a fucking break this week, dude. As the utter PR catastrophe that was Dr. Dao being forcibly removed from a flight (suffering concussion/other injuries in the process) unfolds, seemingly destined to only get worse...they get stung with this nightmare. Bruh. You can't have locked and loaded scorpions falling from overhead storage areas on your flights. Sure, this kind of madness probably pops up every now and again; but I can't think of a worse time for the company. Truly.
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Ryan Reynolds Had the Perfect Twitter Reaction to Josh Brolin Joining the Deadpool Sequel as Cable
Yesterday we were collectively shellshocked with the news that Josh Brolin would be taking on the role as Cable in the Deadpool Movie sequel. Largely because this means Brolin's dipping his hands in two different superhero universes. He was already playing Thanos for MCU, and now he's Cable? Being genuinely confused has never felt so right. Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to simultaneously poke fun at the announcement while offering up a comedic welcoming to Brolin.
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Hilarious Fairy Tale PR Disasters Is Our Favorite Thing to Happen To Twitter In a Long Time
This trending Twitter hashtag opened up a Pandora's Box of comedic, twisted depravity and impressive creativity. It's almost too easy to go about putting a dark, NSFW spin or non-PC remix on a long-loved fairy tale. Hope you enjoy these gems as much as we did!
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15 People Share the Most Impressively Cringe-Coated, Clueless Questions Asked in Their Sex Ed Classes
Ah, good 'ol sex ed: A profound cringe-tainted milestone on the teenage hormone-muddled path toward ultimate....enlightenment, blue balls, crippling sexual frustration, passive aggressive text break ups? f*ck if I know, dude. If anything these applause-worthy clueless questions perfectly demonstrate the terribly awkward nature of those classes; and how damn lost we all were. If you can top anything from this little roundtable discussion, then please, please, share.
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These 8 Web Comics Illustrate Hilarious Ways to Handle Rude Customers
Little else tops the soul-grinding experience that is enduring a day in the life working customer service, with a flood of customers seemingly hellbent on being as high maintenance and unreasonable, and generally testy as possible. These 8 comics put an awesome, albeit unrealistic twist on how you could go about handling the next rude customer; just don't count on keeping your job afterwards.
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21 Facts From The Big Lebowski
The Dude abides.
Here's 21 interesting facts you might not know from the filming of this cult classic.
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Guy Makes Amazingly Bizarre Hotel Request and They Deliver In Glorious Fashion
These guys put forward one tall and mighty order, but I'll be damned if the hotel didn't somehow manage to execute on their lofty request. They deserve nothing short of five stars for pulling this off.
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Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Emirates Airline Capitalizes on United's Epic PR Disaster With Blatant Trolling Commercial
Gotta hand it to Emirates Airline for jumping in on all the hysteria and controversy surrounding United Airlines after the 'forcible passenger removal' incident last weekend, with their new commercial that laughably holds nothing back with the negative reputation jabs.
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'Bored Elon Musk' Parody Account Theorizes the Amazing Creations We'd Have if Elon Musk Never Got Bored
Elon Musk, the mastermind of our generation. The dude has been responsible for countless incredible tech developments and ideas.
This account explores the amazing creations we'd get if our tech god ever got bored.
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Crazy Guy On Craigslist Posts Ad Asking To Cook Crab Gnocchi For a Couple While They Have Sex
Uhhh, hired. But actually this is one of the finer portrayals of Craigslist gone crazy that we've stumbled across in some time. Wonder if things ever worked out for that supercreep offering Coachella tickets for 20 cringeworthy demands.
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People React to Josh Brolin Being Cast As Cable In 'Deadpool 2'
Can't say I saw this casting coming. Cable is Thanos....Thanos is Cable? What even is life anymore? You'd almost think that Brolin would've been required to sign some sort of contract with Marvel when he was cast as super-villain badass Thanoss, that'd prevent him from ever playing a part in a separate superhero universe.... But NAH. And the reactions just about reflect where our heads are at right now: not sure if wildly stoked, or helplessly confused.
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30 Expelled Students Share What Got Them Kicked Out of School
Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality.
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Blissfully Unaware Woman Takes Her Therapy Dog to Furry Con, Is Shocked There Aren't Any Other Pets Around
Cheryl Wassus happened upon a magnificently unexpected, full-on cringeworthy event when she took her professional therapy licensed therapy dog to Furry Con with hopes to socialize the one-year-old Bernese Mountain Dog. Suffice to say, Ms. Wassus was expecting run-ins with other dogs...not a bunch of dudes walking around in furry costumes with plugs sticking out their butts shaped like tails. However, these pictures suggest she handled the awesome FAIL like a true champion.
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20 Cringeworthy Couples Who Need to Get Off Social Media
Some couples have no awareness when it comes to social media, and these are the worst offenders by far.
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