Every nerd wants to argue who would win a fight, Deadpool or Wolverine, but no one asks who is the better troll.
So now, because nobody asked for it, but we definitely wanted it anyway, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are battling it out on social media. Did we say that it's delightful? Yeah, it's delightful.
Can we just finish this in Deadpool 2?
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There's a lot of people spending a whole lot of time pretending like the conspiracy theories of that reality-TV gameshow host who became president, Donald Trump, have merit.
But on the other hand, there are a lot of people making fun of them.
This is the latter. Kassy Dillion found a whole bunch of pictures of President Obama wearing headphones and theorized what Obama thinks while he's tapping.
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Lock your doors and leave AirDrop off are rules to live by. Why? Because if you don't, any old weirdo can wander into your life and deliver a creepy message.
That's what happened to these people on Twitter. Check out some of the weirdest things strangers sent via AirDrop
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We've reached peak pineapple pizza.
On March 4, Twitter user @Try2ShootUsDown tweeted that she tried to order pineapple on pizza, and the pizza place refused in the best way possible.
I ORDERED A PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE AND http://pic.twitter.com/VkmdaHYBwe
— ali (@Try2ShootUsDown) March 5, 2017
Now, this is probably fake. What kind of self-respecting pizza place puts something on their menu only to shame the customer. That's a Papa John's move, and Papa John's is the worst.
Either way, people are loving this who thing because they hate pineapple on pizza, even though the mix of sweet and savory rules. Like have you ever tried pineapple-jalapeno pizza? It's bomb as hell. What do you think about all this?
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It was a big weekend for that reality-TV gameshow host who is clearly not happy that his dealings with Russia are bubbling to the surface. Yup, President Trump woke up on Saturday ready to let the world know two things 1) Obama is wiretapping his phones and 2) The Apprentice is being canceled because of Arnold. Must be nice to compartmentalize like that. Or as this guy put it:
Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV http://pic.twitter.com/YBhcbLJfcS
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) March 4, 2017
So in gearing up for dealing with this bullshit, Stephen King, the horror master behind It and The Shining, is roasting our president on Twitter. Truth be told, it's the best King work since The Stand.
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That nightmare who escaped your dreams and was confirmed as United States attorney general, Jeff Sessions, had a rough week. How else would you describe getting caught lying under oath about meeting with Russians? I would describe it as perjury.
Bad.
So it was nice of Saturday Night Live to bring some southern gentility to the scandal. Here, they put Jeff Sessions in the role of Forrest Gump, a man who proves anything is possible if you're a white man. I guess this would be charming, if you weren't so dang fishy.
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In case you spent your weekend in a cave devoid of all media, the trailer for the Deadpool sequel 'leaked' yesterday; and naturally, it was absolutely amazing.
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*middle class laughing* *wipes tears of laughter on outlet-mall polo shirt*
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Apparently it's frowned upon in polite society to twerk yourself silly over a police car.
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Nigel Farage, the loud-mouthed broadcaster, politician, and major figure behind the Brexit movement, appeared on Russia Today and got a little bit more than he expected.
On RT's morning show News Thing, the show answered the wish of many Brexit supporters: knighting Farage. So what did they do? They had a little girl come out with a crown and an inflatable sword to perform the knighting.
Farage got down on one knee and the ceremony was finished. As he returned to his desk, this happened:
I hope we've all saved this still to repeatedly tweet at Farage. http://pic.twitter.com/arxm9hMQ4c
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) March 3, 2017
The internet is losing it for this clip, which simultaneously tells Farage to piss off and makes us wonder whether this whole thing was staged. What do you think?
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Everyone hates a drone because they're just remote-controlled helicopters with a GoPro attached to them, and why that's interesting, I have no idea. So you can understand why this neighbor has pretty much had it with it.
In this short clip, feel this woman's irritation with her dumbass neighbor and their dumbass drone.
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Pizza Hut, the only pizza that comes with a free order of diahrea, has finally released a new and incredibly stupid way to order pizza: Shoes.
They might look like a pair of Reebok pumps, but these new Pizza Hut Pie Tops order a large pizza from Pizza Hut from anywhere. They've even got Grant Hill plugging them. No, seriously.
How does it work? A button on the top of the tongue of the Pie Tops connects to the Pie Tops app, which orders a pizza.
Welcome to the future, nerds.
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Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bad.
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There's not giving a flying f**k, and then there's rocking a canadian tuxedo while you proceed to enact not caring at all about your livelihood and/or reputation, as you unfailingly blow the rest of a potentially rational-minded populace away. This guy clearly gets it.
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There are many unexplainined feature the universe, and while we pass them off to magic or just science we haven't figured out yet, many of the unexplained phenomeon could be proof of alternate realities.
In this video, get a crash course on white multiple timelines, realities, and universes might be a thing, and then wonder if we're in the dumbest one of them.
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They say you are what you eat. So if you're eating chicken from Subway, it turns out you are some sort of soy-filler byproduct?
According to a report from the CBC, some of Subway's chicken-based menu items contain less than 50 percent chicken DNA. The highest percentage was found in their oven-roasted chicken, which contained a whopping 53.6 percent chicken DNA. The real winner was the chicken strips, which contained 42.8 percent chicken. Cluck.
The other main component? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. I mean, soy. The other main ingredient is soy.
Subway wasn't going to take this lying down. They told Mashable:
The accusations made by CBC Marketplace about the content of our chicken are absolutely false and misleading. Our chicken is 100% white meat with seasonings, marinated and delivered to our stores as a finished, cooked product.
We have advised them of our strong objections. We do not know how they produced such unreliable and factually incorrect data, but we are insisting on a full retraction. Producing high quality food for our customers is our highest priority. This report is wrong and it must be corrected.
Now the two are in a big game of chicken.
Subway did their own invesitgation and found less than one percent of soy in their chicken product, while the CBC stands by their test results. They cited Robert Hanner, a biologist and associate director for the Canadian Barcode of Life Network at the University of Guelph in Ontari, who wrote, "DNA tests do not lie (especially when conducted multiple times), and anyone with access to a DNA laboratory could perform these tests."
Because Subway is doing their own secret study that backs up their claim that their chicken is chicken, it makes sense to be skeptical of their findings.
In the mean time, maybe try a veggie delight sub. Everyone knows that banana pepper is just a banana pepper... or is it. You know what? Maybe try an actual deli.
H/T Mashable
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No one ever said that coaching a rag-tag team of misfit youngsters isn't easy. Ask anyone from the Bad News Bears to the Mighty Ducks.
Sometimes you gotta step in and make sure they play right. So that's exactly what this coach did, stopping his own player from making the biggest mistake of their young lives.
And because this is so good, enjoy it in gif form.
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On the shortlist of contenders for video of the year, this puke-filled marriage proposal is definitely up there.
Darrell Hamilton Jr. really wanted to take things to the next level by proposing to his girlfriend, Rheanna Faye, hundreds of feet in the air. It was a romantic helicopter ride in Reedley, California, complete with breath-taking views, sunny skies, and motion sickness.
In what seems like your everyday proposal, designed to hit you in something called "all the feels," this video takes a turn right about here:
Next time, get down on one knee like the rest of us.
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The web comic series Mr. Lovenstein features an strange dark style of humor that thrives in the realm of absurdity. It's the kind of thing that's just up our alleyway.
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In today's installment of "What the Hell Is Wrong With People and Why Are They Doing That," people are so excited for the Nintendo Switch that, for some reason, they're tasting the cartridges.
This all started when video game reviewer Jeff Gerstmann threw one of the cartridges back to see what it tasted like and, poof, a meme is born.
I put that Switch cart in my mouth and I'm not sure what those things are made of but I can still taste it. Do not try this at home.
— Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann) February 25, 2017
Now, according to Mic, the cartridges intentionally taste bad, as a Nintendo rep points out. The video game-company says, "To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card. This bittering agent is non-toxic."
Well, now other people are trying it out. I hope everyone's happy with themselves.
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Sex can be a lot of things, but it's not always what it's cracked up to be. These couples shared the things that they just can't stand about sex.
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Russian President Vladimir Putin is a walking human-rights violation, but man does this dude know how to take a picture with an animal. Remember that picture of him with the horse? Classic.
Well, he's back and he's got dolphins.
So what's the internet to do? Photoshop battle.
Check out this Photoshop Battle of Putin hanging out with some dolphins.
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The devil is in the details here, literally. Anyone else out there highly intrigued by all this wild bedroom talk? At the very least the professionals didn't skimp on painting a picture for any of the intensity of these situations.
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