Alex Trebek Was Rapping on Jeopardy! Last Night, So Does That Make Him Bae Now?

I'm no expert on what is or isn't bae, but if Alex Trebek is rapping, does that make him "bae?"

Last night, during Jeopardy, Alex Trebek revealed one of the categories to be "Let's Rap, Kids," and the fact that he didn't turn his hat backwards and sit down on a chair A.C. Slater-style is a testament to his professionalism. Even more surprising, none of the contestants started vomiting. But did he become bae? 

Instead, we were treated to Alex Trebek reading Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Desiigner, which I think makes him bae. He did say, that "he's just getting into this rap thing," which definitely makes him bae. 

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Tagged: Jeopardy , Alex Trebek , kanye west , lil wayne

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Dude Wrecks His Ex's Apology Letter With a Red Pen and Zero Intentions of Getting Back With Her

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This Real-Life Hoverbike Looks Awesome As Long As You Don't Cut Your Legs Off

Conversation Starter and Ender

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Iceland's President Said He Would Ban Pineapple on Pizza Because He's Clearly Never Had Pineapple and Jalapeño Pizza

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When visiting a high school in the Icelandic town of Akurekyri, President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson told students that if he could, he'd ban pineapple as a pizza topping. And let's just thank our lucky stars that he isn't ruler of the Chuck E. Cheese. 

I get that it's cool to make fun of pineapple pizza, but allow me to throw something out there: Pineapple and jalapeño pizza. Sweet and spicy. So good.

But that isn't stopping some people from jumping on the Jóhannesson Train:

Politics needs more people like the president of Iceland https://t.co/A8wgGJcwFh

— Alberto Nardelli (@AlbertoNardelli) February 21, 2017

not only does iceland use entirely renewable energy but their president is also a WOKE BAE http://pic.twitter.com/EkGbjmwHL1

— eva (@myIoveiscooI) February 21, 2017

You know what, enjoy Iceland, nerds:

you can all stay in Iceland as well so us pineapple on pizza lovers can live in peace and tastiness http://pic.twitter.com/UOZ3g5shNp

— Luke Brooks (@luke_brooks) February 21, 2017

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Read the Mark Zuckerberg Parody So Dumb That People Believe It

A good parody blends the truth with the funny in a way that makes you think, "hey, is this thing real?" Trust me, that's what people in 1984 thought when they heard "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" for the first time. 

This parody of a Mark Zuckerberg post, in which the billionaire-founder of Facebook claims to be reconnecting with everyday Americans has people scratching their chin. 

Here's the original, which seems like a parody of the very idea of "sincerity" to begin with:

Then hilarious Twitter user @pixelatedboat gave it a rewrite: 

Wow Mark, is this really the best way to connect with rural America? http://pic.twitter.com/1kJVlb4aN9

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) February 21, 2017

And for some reason, people thought that Mark Zuckerberg actually made a man eat his own newspaper sports section:

@pixelatedboat I hope that's a joke. Just because you have money doesn't make it right to treat people in a degrading manner

— Peter J Pierre (@PJPsych) February 21, 2017

Mr. Pierre, with all due respect, come on!

This guy, who is also the editor-in-chief of "the best source of new on the Kansas City Royals," threatened to not buy a Facebook account or something:

@pixelatedboat I'm going to go on Facebook to tell my friends to boycott all Mark Zuckerburg products

— Max Rieper (@maxrieper) February 21, 2017

Everyone needs to get out of the house more. 

@pixelatedboat @LeftistRebel is that real? Not a troll account?

— D K (@kln_nurv) February 21, 2017

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Finally, Someone Made a Video of Tiny Trump and It Will Make American Cute Again

Tiny Trump, a great meme for a great country. It's not every president that gets turned into a pint-sized little ruler. So far, from what I can surmise after thinking about it for about 30 seconds, it's Trump and George W. Bush. Remember this show: 



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Me neither. 

But Tiny Trump is it's own special little thing. It's cute and fun, and it reminds us of the precious toddler-sized ego of that reality-TV gameshow host who is our president for some stupid reason.

Check out some more Tiny Trumps:

Tiny Trump

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Straight-up Amateur House

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21 Utterly Mind-Bottling Facts

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After Getting Evicted, They Found Out That This Dude Really Liked Bud Light

What would they find in your apartment after you die? A bunch of comic books? Some mustard? Your cat eating your corpse?

Well, after this dude got evicted, they found a mountain of Bud Light cans. Apparently, they were hoarding them instead of paying rent. Makes sense to me. 

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Tagged: bud light , hoarders

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Stephen Colbert's 2017 Remake of "The Usual Suspects" Is Keyser Söze, Meaning It's Very Funny

I don't know about you, but I love Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects. Easily one of his best films, if not one of the best movies of the 90s — and Gremlins 2: The New Batch came out in the 90s. 

Ok. So it isn't as good as Gremlins 2, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this quick parody of the movie from Stephen Colbert. 

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Tagged: stephen colbert , the usual suspects , donald trump

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49 More Times Parents Were Assholes to Their Kids

Here are more times parents were total assholes and certainly not trying to help their kids in any way. 

Round 1 is here.

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17 Women Describe the Smoothest Ways They Were Asked Out

Pick up lines and the like can be cheesy and cliche, but these stories are living testament to the fact that a good pick up line or approach to asking someone out can go a long way.

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Tagged: relationships , dating , win

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Girl Goes on a Date and Gets the Ultimate Assist From Her Best Friend

It's nice to know your friends have your back. A good wing man (or woman) can go a long way when trying to make advances on someone. Good friends will also be there to lend a hand when you're fretting over that first date. Well, this girls friend took it one step further in order to ensure her first date went off without a hitch. 

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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Tagged: FAIL , funny , oh god why , names

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This Is the Most Tinder Conversation Ever Had

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— vintage donut (@bunsuit) February 15, 2017

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Parenting 101

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29 Examples of Everyday Genius

These people aren't winning any awards or deriving new formulas or anything, these are just your everyday ordinary geniuses 

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They're Not Even Trying Anymore

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Got 17.5 Hours? Enjoy This Man Clicking His Mouse One Million Times

Some people are desperate to break a world record. Very desperate. 

On that list of very desperate people is YouTuber Tocen, who broke the world record of my clicks on a mouse in a single video. If you didn't know that that was a record, shame on you! 

Tocen clicked his mouse one million times in 17 hours. So if you're looking for something boring, monotonous, and oddly therapeutic, try skipping around in this video a little bit. It's fun to watch this guy just clicking away. Click. 

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Finally, That Lovable Scamp Greg Maddux Is Pranking Baseball-Star Kris Bryant

There's nothing better than a good baseball prank, especially when that no-good rapscallion and Hall of Famer Greg Maddux is involved. 

This century's Dennis the Menace dressed up as a sound guy to trick Chicago Cub Kris Bryant. Man, this is the oldest one in the book, and Bryant fell for it. 

Props to you, Greg Maddux, and another one of your home run goofs. 

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Tagged: baseball , prank

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This Rooftop Parkour Chase Makes Those Bourne Movies Seem Realistic

Don't you wish you could throw caution to the wind, hit the roof, and start parkouring around. Me too. I mean, I could do this I just don't want to.

This parkour chase puts you in the driver seat for a death-defying chase on the Moroccan rooftop. 

Here's me doing it: 

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Charlie Day Eating the World's Hottest Chicken Wings is the Long Lost 'Always Sunny' Segment We Needed

The reasons to love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia star, Charlie Day are as endless as the TV character's appetite for sniffing glue and self-medicating with whatever bottle's within arm's reach.

The following stress sweat-inducing documentation of Day wrestling the world's most notoriously unforgiving gauntlet of hot chicken wings is the pinnacle of sadistic entertainment, and won't fail to steer you clear of dabbling in any spice foods, for a while.

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Tagged: its always sunny in philadelphia , Challenge Accepted , spicy , charlie day , first we feast , food , funny

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Jimmy Kimmel Asked Randos on the Street If They Sex Last Night and Oh, Yeah, You Better Believe Some People Intercoursed

Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because — oh, yeah — sex. 

You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it. 

So light some candles, eat an oyster, and pop open that bottle of merlot because random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.

Sex. 

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Little Girl Bakes Up Poop-Shaped Brownies for Science Project and, Surprise, People Would Still Eat

Would you eat something if it looked like a big log of poopy?

As long as it wasn't an actual turd, I'm sure you're thinking, "Uh, yah, dude. I ain't picky."

One father decided to ask the community over on Imgur if they would eat his daughter's a science project, a batch of brownies shaped like poop to test if visuals effect food appeal. 

My Daughters Science Project.  She wanted to see if sight effected taste.

Turns out, at least on Imgur, they do not. People still want to eat the shit.

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This 1,800-Feet BASE Jump Is Sick, Will Make You Sick

What do you do when you climb nearly 2,000 feet to reach the top of a radio antenna? Why, you jump off, of course. 

Just don't be surprised if your GoPro footage makes everyone pretty sick — even if it is pretty sick. 

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13 People Confess the Woes of Having Side Relationships and We Don't Recommend Trying This

Guys, cmon. Let's get real here for a second.

It's totally fine to pull this shit if you're single and just doing your thing but if you're in a relationship or your partner thinks you're any shade of exclusive it's time to get a goddamn grip on reality. 

So we're going to go ahead and call this one a 'FAIL' just from the sheer depravity of some of the people involved. Some of y'all need to stop and reflect a bit.

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9 of the Most Loathsome Couples to Make Their Unfortunate Debut on Social Media

If these mouth vomit-inducing couples all drunk off the 'awesomeness' of their knee-buckling, transcendental love affairs are any indication of what we can come to expect in the way of 'dating social media etiquette' then give me a life of sweet solitude, on the fly.

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What Do Pixar Movies Look Like In Other Countries? This Video Has The Answer

When a movie is played around the world, most people only think about the difference in terms of dialogue. Is it dubbed or subtitled is usually a go to question, and then people claim they don't like either. Who wants to read movies anyway? 

But Pixar always goes the extra mile, and instead of just leaving their audio team to dub in different languages, animators actually make changes to the films to make them more relatable to international audiences. They're overachievers.

Some of those differences are laid out in this video from the Oh My Disney YouTube channel. Check it out. 

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Tagged: disney , pixar

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Make Your Day better By Watching These Two Cops Beat the Shit Out of Each Other

What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?

These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop. 

Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.

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