I don't know about you, but I love Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects. Easily one of his best films, if not one of the best movies of the 90s — and Gremlins 2: The New Batch came out in the 90s.
Ok. So it isn't as good as Gremlins 2, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this quick parody of the movie from Stephen Colbert.
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Here are more times parents were total assholes and certainly not trying to help their kids in any way.
Round 1 is here.
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Pick up lines and the like can be cheesy and cliche, but these stories are living testament to the fact that a good pick up line or approach to asking someone out can go a long way.
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It's nice to know your friends have your back. A good wing man (or woman) can go a long way when trying to make advances on someone. Good friends will also be there to lend a hand when you're fretting over that first date. Well, this girls friend took it one step further in order to ensure her first date went off without a hitch.
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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up.
I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.
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These people aren't winning any awards or deriving new formulas or anything, these are just your everyday ordinary geniuses
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Some people are desperate to break a world record. Very desperate.
On that list of very desperate people is YouTuber Tocen, who broke the world record of my clicks on a mouse in a single video. If you didn't know that that was a record, shame on you!
Tocen clicked his mouse one million times in 17 hours. So if you're looking for something boring, monotonous, and oddly therapeutic, try skipping around in this video a little bit. It's fun to watch this guy just clicking away. Click.
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There's nothing better than a good baseball prank, especially when that no-good rapscallion and Hall of Famer Greg Maddux is involved.
This century's Dennis the Menace dressed up as a sound guy to trick Chicago Cub Kris Bryant. Man, this is the oldest one in the book, and Bryant fell for it.
Props to you, Greg Maddux, and another one of your home run goofs.
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Don't you wish you could throw caution to the wind, hit the roof, and start parkouring around. Me too. I mean, I could do this I just don't want to.
This parkour chase puts you in the driver seat for a death-defying chase on the Moroccan rooftop.
Here's me doing it:
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The reasons to love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia star, Charlie Day are as endless as the TV character's appetite for sniffing glue and self-medicating with whatever bottle's within arm's reach.
The following stress sweat-inducing documentation of Day wrestling the world's most notoriously unforgiving gauntlet of hot chicken wings is the pinnacle of sadistic entertainment, and won't fail to steer you clear of dabbling in any spice foods, for a while.
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Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because — oh, yeah — sex.
You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it.
So light some candles, eat an oyster, and pop open that bottle of merlot because random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.
Sex.
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Would you eat something if it looked like a big log of poopy?
As long as it wasn't an actual turd, I'm sure you're thinking, "Uh, yah, dude. I ain't picky."
One father decided to ask the community over on Imgur if they would eat his daughter's a science project, a batch of brownies shaped like poop to test if visuals effect food appeal.
My Daughters Science Project. She wanted to see if sight effected taste.
Turns out, at least on Imgur, they do not. People still want to eat the shit.
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What do you do when you climb nearly 2,000 feet to reach the top of a radio antenna? Why, you jump off, of course.
Just don't be surprised if your GoPro footage makes everyone pretty sick — even if it is pretty sick.
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Guys, cmon. Let's get real here for a second.
It's totally fine to pull this shit if you're single and just doing your thing but if you're in a relationship or your partner thinks you're any shade of exclusive it's time to get a goddamn grip on reality.
So we're going to go ahead and call this one a 'FAIL' just from the sheer depravity of some of the people involved. Some of y'all need to stop and reflect a bit.
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If these mouth vomit-inducing couples all drunk off the 'awesomeness' of their knee-buckling, transcendental love affairs are any indication of what we can come to expect in the way of 'dating social media etiquette' then give me a life of sweet solitude, on the fly.
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When a movie is played around the world, most people only think about the difference in terms of dialogue. Is it dubbed or subtitled is usually a go to question, and then people claim they don't like either. Who wants to read movies anyway?
But Pixar always goes the extra mile, and instead of just leaving their audio team to dub in different languages, animators actually make changes to the films to make them more relatable to international audiences. They're overachievers.
Some of those differences are laid out in this video from the Oh My Disney YouTube channel. Check it out.
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What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?
These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop.
Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.
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What better way is there to kickstart a slow-moving Saturday afternoon, cause Friday got away from you, than with the company of a couple scantily-clothed young ladies? Sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, cause hell, I can't be the only one that did here.
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Despite having a show that was 90% about handshakes, that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency has no idea how to shake hands with people. His weird, pseudo-masculine grab and tug is likely to pull someone's arm out of it's socket.
Trump handshake
That's what makes this mini version so much fun. It remind of Rock Em Sock Em robots, except it's a real thing. See:
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Ugh, our poor fallen broheme of the hour just hit a bone-crushing rock bottom. Blinded by love or something stronger, we can witness the dire implications of falling for someone. Literally. Love hurts, but this is a whole nother beast. Hope the guy's on his way to a speedy recovery.
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If there's one breed of hedonistically-inclined boozehound that knows how to silence a soul-crushing hangover, it's a chef. When it comes to the hangover, the chef has the golden recipe that will never fail to alleviate your tired 'ol soul. I don't mean to stereotype here, but growing up, the time I spent working in a restaurant as an alternating busboy/dishwasher (aka Team Bitch) was wrought by regular -- almost daily -- hilarious instances involving red-eyed, booze-on-the-breath, impossibly irritable chefs on epic benders that somehow kept showing up for work. Well, if these hangover cures are any sort of hint as to what they were shoving down their gullet, it might finally all make sense now for how they kept clocking on.
Big shoutout to the people over at Munchies that pulled this invaluable list of five star, chef-prepared wisdom, together.
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It's no secret that we love a good photoshop battle here at Memebase and Fail Blog, but this one descends into a hole new kind of level. This guy, who loves pizza almost as much as we do, is doing it goddamn right.
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Let's not beat around the bush, museums are generally the last line of defense between our world and spirit world. Housed within their hollowed halls are the relics of a different time, when ghouls walked the Earth and humans turned their darkest nightmares into weird clown paintings.
Gaze upon these horrors and pray they don't steal your soul, like they stole mine.
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There are some people in this world who just personify natural selection and are the epitome of stupidity, the kind of people who make you wonder how their gene pool persisted for so long without being entirely wiped out. Well, these are some of those people.
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This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some.
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Play time's over!
I've always wanted to say that.
Japanese photographer hotkenobi is loading up Instagram with shots of superhero figures destroying things that are to scale. It's like if Toy Story starred the Avengers, and, man, is it cool. Now, if only they didn't take these figures out of the packages, he just depreciated their value by at least 75%.
Check it out:
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I'm glad that someone shined a light on this.
YouTuber skippy62able aka L.A. Beast wanted to find out how many lightbulbs a human can eat in 10 minutes. It seems painful, but he's got a bottle of Crystal Pepsi to wash down all that glass. This is what Darwin had in mind when he put the idea of natural selection into the world.
One can imagine 150 years from now when all the world is a barren wasteland, only those who can consume glass will survive. Is the L.A. Beast the next phase of human evolution. Short answer: Yes.
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