Reddit giveth and Reddit taketh away.
The front page of the Internet played a big part in getting a reality-TV gameshow host elected president, and now they’re taking his butt to town. In this Photoshop Battle, the rapscallions over at Reddit have taken this picture and begun photoshopping the shit out of it.
So hold on to your butts, here are some of the best:
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Here’s a video of a man on fire casually removing his clothes, which are also ablaze.
What one must ask is, “What is wrong with this person? Are they ok? Are they in pain?” Or as the gentlemen recording asks, “Are you good?”
An interesting question for a man who’s on fire.
It was originally shared by @NYCFireWire on Twitter, but there is no more information on this man. Hopefully, he put this fire out.
ONLY IN NYC! We do not know who recorded this or any details. Warning: Kinda disturbing http://pic.twitter.com/dqVmBV435p
— NYCFireWire (@NYCFireWire) January 30, 2017
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Aw… remember the 90s? Who could forget? What with its bright colors, Nicktoons, and digital pets. It was a time to be cherished and one that frequently is.
We all love the 90s, but what would go in your 90s time capsule? We’re guessing it might look a little something like this.
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Flying is such a hassle. What with security and the food and the delays? Ugh. Airports! Am I right?
Now, imagine having to fly not just yourself, but also 80 falcons. What? “Uh, excuse me, passengers, this is your captain speaking, and you better buckle up because this is going to be a bumpy flight.”
This Saudi prince bought 80 seats on an airplane so that his falcons didn’t have to use their wings. However, while that might seem strange to us yanks here in the states, it’s actually quite common in the middle east, where falconry is pretty popular. Qatar and Etihad Airways both have policies for bringing birds on planes.
Still, all these birds on a plane should have Samuel L. Jackson calling his agent and saying, “Put on your helmet because you’re about to hit the ceiling: ‘Snakes on a Pane 2: Birds on a Plane.’”
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Crazy times deserve a crazy food, and Kit Kat is going for the gold.
A Kit Kat specialty shop is opening in Tokyo and to mark the occasion, they’re making special Kit Kat sushi, which is exactly what it sounds like.
According to Kotaku, “Kit Kat sushi will come in three flavors: Maguro (tuna), Tamago (egg), and Uni (sea urchin). Their actual taste is slightly different, but the treats were created in the image of the sushi that inspired them.”
But don’t worry, there isn’t actually fish in them. The Kit Kats are served over puffed rice and covered in white chocolate, and are only made to look like sushi. The tuna is raspberry flavored, the Tamago is pumpkin, and then Uni has melon and mascaraone cheese. All are wrapped in seaweed.
None of these should be that surprising. Japan is world renown for their extensive flavors of Kit Kats. Like these:
Check them out:
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We've all had to use bathrooms where you had to put one had on the stall door or had your friend make sure no one goes in, but not in this one. Your defenses are useless against this bad boy, so get ready to poop in front everyone.
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Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did.
16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”
Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.”
“I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said.
Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.
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This widowed Aussie old timer got more than he bargained for, in the best way possible, when he posted an ad to a local website looking for a new 'fishing mate'.
The internet got a hold of his ad and recirculated it on sites like twitter and imgur, and before long he had been flooded with support and offers to go fishing.
Someone even went and started a gofundme for the old bloke to send him on a fishing trip.
From the description:
"We're just a couple of guys who have heard Rays story and want to see him have a good fishing trip.
At the moment the cost is to cover his return flight from Adelaide to Sydney and back home, accommodation, food expenses and any costs associated to get him fishing. Anything left will go to Ray himself or a charity if he chooses as such.
Should we raise above the required limit we can look at sending Ray around the country to fish with a few different people."
It's always nice to see people rally behind a good cause
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This is one of the more enjoyable videos I've stumbled across as we travel onwards through the early days of 2017. What we have here is a bunch of young adults getting high off that moment dreams become reality. Literally. See what I did there? Honestly though, this is amazing in every sense of the word.
Shoutout goes to our marijuana-blitzed MVP of the hour: the dad who became best friends with the bucket after solidly underestimating the power of a milky bong rip.
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Golf is boring. It’s slow moving, low scoring, and you have to be super rich to play. The only thing that’s really good about gold is that it provides the perfect setting for a real “snobs vs. slobs” scenario, like in Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore.
That’s probably what this slob was thinking when took on the snobs at the 18th Hole at the Farmers Insurance Open. Watch him, in all his glory, jump into the pond at Torrey Pinnes’ golf course. It’s wonderful.
By far the greatest thing I saw yesterday. http://pic.twitter.com/WXDjRs9ZN1
— Harold Varner III (@HV3_Golf) January 28, 2017
@HV3_Golf @BeefGolf Not all heroes wear capes. Love the stutter-step.
— William Murray Golf (@WMurrayGolf) January 29, 2017
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In these dark and unpredictable times Marshawn Lynch is the treasure at the end of the damn Skittles rainbow, dude. Watching the unintentionally hilarious retired Seattle Seahawk who was once famous for his one word press responses now engage in entertaining dialogue with various folk around Scotland is well, it's everything.
Keep an eye out for one of the highlights when Lynch straight up overloads a lady with 50 bags of Skittles.
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Our knight Nic in shining armor is back at it again, being the best possible Nicolas Cage that he can be, which is no easy task when you're a national treasure. And you know what, this might be his most stirring role he's landed in the last few years, at least.
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Hi, thanks for visiting Fail Blog. We consider ourselves guardians of the public good and are hoping to make the world a better, safer, and more inclusive world. But as they say, change starts at home, which is why we are sharing this video on “How to Wash a Goddamn Dish” because we all live with trash and it’s our job to help them.
Sick of your roommate’s garbage lifestyle impeding on your day-to-day, send them this video, which breaks down the ins and outs of washing a dish, so that even your dumb-as-shit roommate can understand it. It’s that easy.
Go ahead. Watch and share with your idiot roomie, who will probably have to take a break from loudly breathing out of their mouth to hear this thing. It’ll be worth it if they do. Just let them know that they won’t suffocate if they close their mouth for a moment.
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Uber is steadily paddling through a rocky PR shitstorm. Over the weekend, following news of the Muslim Travel Ban issued by the Trump administration, thousands of angry citizens turned up at JFK airport in NY to stage an open protest. The NY Taxi Workers Alliance additionally called for an hour-long halt in services to further protest the ban.
And that's right about where Uber issued a tweet saying they'd halt surge prices, and continue providing rides to and fro the airport. Some folks took this as an insensitive ploy to swoop in and capitalize on profits otherwise being willingly forfeited by taxi workers, eager to put on a display of outrage and unrest over the Muslim Travel Ban. Hundreds, if not thousands of people went on to delete the Uber app from their phones, and these are some of the more colorful reasons for why:
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Our thirsty wounded soldier was regrettably blinded by well, thirst. He had a chance to dip out with a broken nose and solidly messed up,not-so-sexy-time tale. But alas, boys will be boys, and this horndog gave in to his baser instincts to only end up providing the perfect, saddening climax to a story that screams 'FAIL' no matter how you 'break' it down.
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Sure, some other crazy fellas out there have attempted and successfully accomplished this feat of fear-defying slacklining; but it doesn't happen frequently. More like, every few years. And in this case, during the video there's even a moment when our legend of the hour loses his grip, kind of stumbles, and shitness if that's enough for the instant ball shrivelin up in fear moment.
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Whether you’re tweeting about how much you like the Star Wars prequels or you tweeted about how “offensive” and “unconstitutional” a Muslim ban would be before you became vice president, everyone’s got an embarrassing tweet.
But I don’t know if there’s anyone on Twitter whose old tweets are dug up as frequently as Trump’s and his affiliates. Take @TrumpHotels, an innocuous account used to promote vacationing at one of the many luxurious Trump hotels. On October 11, 2011, @TrumpHotels asked followers to tweet their “favorite travel memory.” Now, as that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year continues to make travel nearly impossible for huge swaths of the world’s population, people are finally responding. Here are some of the best ones.
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Sims is without a doubt the OG of strange and twisted game glitches, and I'll never get tired of ANY of these.
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First and foremost, credit goes out to the night shift workers of Reddit for being so damn illustrative when it came to the terror-coated storytelling process that went into sharing their more 'traumatizing' work nights. One or more of these nightmares is a Stephen King novel waiting to be finished.
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