Talk about one well-articulated rage-ridden rant, dude. If this angry neighbor's cry for more consideration from an otherwise careless ragtag pack of sleep-stealing boozehounds doesn't get the job done, it's time to move or phone the cops.
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Now that all that "American carnage" that Trump promised is being put into practice, people are hitting the streets to stop it. Truth be told, it's getting harder and harder to keep your sense of humor when the foundations of American society are slowly crumbling, but you got to hand it to these protestors, they knew just how to do it. So check out some of the best examples of our First Amendment rights from this past weekend's protest against the Muslim Ban.
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Someone left his phone at my friend's work. http://pic.twitter.com/TgGOnSvVPc
— Kat (@katobell) January 28, 2017
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Mondays are the worst. You don't need me telling you. So sometimes, you just need to get that workday frustration out, and that's what we're here to do. Check out some of the best workplace fails, wins, and trolls money can buy.
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Blizzard's a thick ice cream treat, but you don't want to test how it holds up against gravity. Sure, it might seem like the Blizzard was designed to destroy all comers, but we're talking about gravity here, dude. You don't want to test that. Gravity has defeated literally every opponent since the start of time.
So this only happens to me... http://pic.twitter.com/ci5DopsdTD
— Keilen (@Keeilen) January 29, 2017
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Over the weekend, that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year instituted a Muslim Ban, which “unleashed global chaos.” As people worried about whether they’d be able to return home or see their family members again, Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, hosted a screening of Finding Dory, a movie about “a foreigner entering the U.S. without authorization to reunite with her parents,” writes Chris Lu.
And, wow, this guy Trump is really something, huh?
Because millions of Americans spent the weekend living in fear at what this new foreign policy means for the republic, some took solace in making fun of the president. Here are some of the best tweets:
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The SAG Awards were last night, and wouldn’t you know it, the cast Stranger Things won a big award for best ensemble in a drama. Pretty great. Well deserved. Good for them.
David Harbour delivered a beautiful and impassioned speech about the… wait, what’s Winona doing with her face. She’s making like a thousand faces. This is incredible.
Yeah, Winona Ryder, Stranger Things’ resident nervous mother, started making all kinds of faces during Harbour’s speech, and the Internet loved it. Watch Winona Rider give birth to a thousand gifs in under two minutes
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The world would be a damn better place if we had more ridiculously generous dudes like Marcos out there. Life goals: be more like Marcos.
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Scottish Twitter never lets me down, man, and these are especially entertaining. You better believe these tweeting Scots have been blacklisted by autocorrect, at this point in the game. So many absolutely ludicrous spellings for otherwise simple words. Was genuinely impressed.
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Ever thought how great it would be to invent something cool, sell it and get rich? Well, you may want to reconsider after watching this.
Weather girl totally loses it on-air when confronted about her Adam Driver crush.
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"Welcome to Tiny Train World." -George Orwell 1984
The internet is a cruel mistress. She can give you everything you ever want, all the information in the world at the click of a button. However, that same widespread availability is a double edged sword, as The Guardian learned when they ran a piece with a falsified George Orwell quote.
The book '1984' has been trending again recently due to the political climate and because of accusations of 'fake news' and the usage of the term 'alternative facts', both which have eerie similarities to Orwell's dystopian novel. It's everywhere right now, and has even shot up to the top of Amazon's best selling book lists again.
Well, The Guardian tried to be trendy by referencing the book and is now paying the price. Since, all know well, if there's anything the internet loves it's that grand ironic moment when a joke gets syndicated as fact.
Anyways, the fake quote itself originally came from a comedic twitter account who created the hilarious falsified quote:
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At this point in the game, I can't even tell if Jason Momoa is even acting for his parts anymore, or if Khal Drogo and his recent stint in Netflix Original Show 'Frontier' were mere shows with stories/on-screen characters created for the sole purpose of showboating his unfairly extensive repertoire of 'manly' skills. Not to be sexist on that last part, but dude, come on.
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Sometimes it feels like life's never-ending cavalcade of misery will crush us all and can only hope that the sweet embrace of the afterlife will..
Oh, you mean, there's hope?
Yes, there's hope. Take this skier who went off a mountain and survived. If he can make it, why can't we?
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I wish I knew one of these sorry individuals that had to go stigmatize themselves with stupidity, before their presupposed championship teams actually, well you know, WON. For the meanwhile, these strangers and their well-documented, supremely obvious mistakes will suffice.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways — sometimes even hilarious ways. Church signs have become the medium of the funny parishioner across the world. It's enough to make you almost want to go to church, almost.
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Cringing so hard right now I'm fucking squinting at my screen, broheme.
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This, this right here is what the internet is for dude. I am totally on board to subscribe to this comedic shit. Briiing it on.
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Twitter in 2015: What colour is this dress you guys?!
— Philly Byrne (@PhilipNByrne) January 26, 2017
Twitter in 2017: http://pic.twitter.com/6OdiQLIhMP
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This video delivers.
There's something very funny about some just slowly sliding down a hill. Like their moving slow enough that they should be able to take control of the situation, but they just can't. It's great.
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Sometimes people have to go back to driving school. In fact, we've got 16 of them right here. Check out some parking fails, and feel better than that guy that parked on top of a Lamborghini.
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There's a reason that UPS offers a signature requirement.
This Salt Lake City man thought someone was stealing his packages, so he set up a camera and discovered it was actually a whole mess of people. So he started leaving some packages of his own to catch these guys and give them "a pretty upset stomach."
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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get arrested.
32-year-old fisherman Thomas Breeding came across a shit-ton of coke in the Gulf of Mexico and made the brilliant move of trying to it. After all, that’s what people in the movies do, right?
He’s now facing life in prison and a $4.25 million fine. That’ll change your life for sure. Just like in the movies.
“This changed my life and way of thinking and also made me aware of some of the dangers that can be found off shore in the Gulf,” Breeding wrote. “I would like to let the public know the dangers and what not to do if this situation comes about.”
Yeah, dealing a butt-ton of coke isn’t easy if you don’t know what you’re doing. It takes years of training to become a successful drug dealer. Haven’t you ever seen the movies?
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