Today during his confirmation hearing for his appointment to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development retired neurosurgeon. Dr. Ben Carson, had an extremely unfortunate slip up.
While he was trying to dodge questions from Sen. Elizabeth Warren he had an very unfortunate choice of words.
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At least we have our comedically gifted fast food twitter in such trying and unpredictable times. Of all the tweets we're about to cruise through, I've gotta pass the MVP award to Wendy's at this point, man. The sheer brutality meets locker-room kind of banter they've had runnin amok across my twitter feed as of late is a solid testament to social media marketing done right.
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It's Thursday, so it's time to reflect and pay homage to a modern Shakespeare. An individual who's poetic art is a shining star of internet culture and history.
We present the Thursday Throwback to the Poet of Pornhub, Limerick Larry.
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"At the risk of being a wet blanket, Stephen refuses to engage in any kind of yellow journalism, despite the torrent of PEOTUS stories flooding the country."
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She definitely held nothing back.
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What a time to be alive. Big times up ahead...
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You might remember Scott Rogowsky from a few years ago when he brought a bunch of hilarious fake books on the subway. “Taking Fake Books on the Subway” is a one of the best YouTube series around.
Now that we have a new president and he’s a billionaire reality-TV gameshow host, Scott thought it was time to update his series.
The “Unpresidented Edition” is filled with some hilarious titles that will have you thanking the gods of pun! By the way, shout out to whoever came up with “Prejudice and Prejudice by Mike Pence.”
Check out the full video above and some of these book covers below.
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There are certain things short people do not know about the tall, particularly how low is too low when it comes to hanging an air freshener.
Well, this “Tall Person” is here to help.
From the note they left on this air freshener, this air freshener is too low and it tastes bad. And these people agree.
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In other news, this man probably doesn’t have a wife anymore.
People love drones, which are fancy electric helicopters you can stick a GoPro on.
One really nice and clearly supportive husband decided to test out his fancy helicopter by landing it on his wife’s back — not thinking about how those blades would react to hair. Spoiler: It doesn’t play nice with hair. Then, in a perfect storm of drone misconduct, their daughter took the remote and, well, things went from bad to very bad.
According to Mashable, “Sheena only had to cut out a small piece of knotted hair, while her husband was cut on the hand by the flying hair deathtrap. She warns that these things could seriously hurt someone.”
Could've been worse. Case in point:
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Imgurian poppingremlins shared with the internet some incredibly bizarre and hilarious facts about condoms that you need to know.
Yeah. This is a thing.
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"Is this real life" Nah, probably not dawg.
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This game is a perverse goldmine when it comes to riotous moments of comedic gold.
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Living with roommates is tough, no doubt about it, and sometimes they're even more unreasonable before you move in. They make these crazy demands. Like this dude Doug I'm living with requires a fondant cake a day. You think that's easy? Sure, I'm getting better at it, but still.
Check out what some on Reddit have to deal with.
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These old folks getting social media and turning into damn savages out here tho...
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