These old folks getting social media and turning into damn savages out here tho...
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017
After 26 Years, Someone Finally Figured Out How to Beat This “Unbeatable” Mario Boss and Life Has Meaning Again
If you’ve ever played Super Mario World for Super Nintendo, then you know how annoying the Big Boos are.
However, after 26 years, some super Super Mario player explained how to kill them on Twitter. You just slide down the stairs and crash into them.
It’s an amazing moment watching people come together in their shared interest of defeating video game ghosts. Now, if only we as a country could come together and figure out how to defeat actual ghosts. Seriously, there are too many ghosts in this country, especially on Tinder.
Sorry.
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Tagged: video games , mario
Watch This Boss of an Amazon Echo Calmly Pronounce Longest Place Name In Europe Like It's No Big Deal At All
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in case you're wondering the spelling on that madness.
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Symphony’s “Triangle Guy” Brings the Heat and Gets an Amazing Compliment
It can be really easy to overlook the importance of the triangle in the symphony. So it’s nice to see someone finally showing them some recognition.
When Twitter-user @jbell tweeted his thoughts on “triangles guy,” another percussionist decided the tweet needed to be printed out and pasted to the percussion room wall.
Look to the tweet whenever you’re feeling down, San Fransisco Symphony percussion section.
Triangles guy BROUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING HEAT to Bruckners 8th @SFSymphony
— James Bellenger (@jbell) March 26, 2015
i usually go paperless but this tweet deserved to be emailed, printed out, and posted on the literal @sfsymphony percussion room wall. http://pic.twitter.com/8XrzFAYVTc
— rob knopper (@robknopper1) January 10, 2017
Glad to see the triangles finally getting proper respect. https://t.co/ZT73Mj1oZD
— Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK) January 10, 2017
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Say Hello to My Little Friends... In This Elementary School Production of Scarface
Grease is out and Scarface is in, at least when it comes to elementary school theater productions.
This stage production of Scarface performed by little kids is hilarious and cute, especially when they curse. Subsituting "fudge" and "son of a b" isn't getting old any time soon.
Truth be told, the video "Scarface School Play" has been around for a while and is 100% not real, accoding to Snopes. But if you want to sound smart in front of all your friends, you can drop this fun fact: It was directed the team behind Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" video, Marc Klas and Rockhard Films.
Fake or no fake, this is amazing.
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Taco Bell Is Releasing a Tortilla Made Entirely of Fried Chicken and I Just Had a Heart Attack
Following in the "food" steps of Col. Sanders and his disturbing “Double Down” sandwich, Taco Bell is about to get in the “let’s just use chicken to hold the chicken” game.
The Naked Chicken Chalupa throws away the tortilla and just uses crispy fried chicken as the holder of your standard taco filling. It's like they finally realized that we're wasting time with the whole living like civilized people thing.
Taco Bell explains it’s new Frankenfood:
“Something this delicious yet different is bound to ruffle some feathers; some might even cluck their tongues at it,” Marisa Thalberg, chief marketing officer at Taco Bell Corp said in a press release. “However, we feel confident that once our fans get a taste of the Naked Chicken Chalupa they are going to understand exactly why this is our next big, fun and craveable innovation, following in the footsteps of the Doritos Locos Tacos five years ago and the Quesalupa just last year.”
Taco Bell has gone completely insane, and it's great.
You'll be able to get your new Naked Chicken Chalupa on January 26, so start making your necessary doctor's appointments now.
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Twitter Can't Hold It In Anymore and Explodes on Trump’s Unverified Russia Leak With a Shower of Pee-Related Jokes
The report maybe unverified but the jokes are verified funny.
Last night BuzzFeed published an unsubstantiated report regarding the president-elect and his ties to Russia, particularly the compromising material they may or may not have on him. According to the report, that allegedly compromising material regarded a video of Trump, a number of prostitutes, and one serious tip for the cleaning lady. Seriously, this is the type of thing people lose their deposit over.
There are a ton of reasons to be skeptical of a report like this. That billionaire reality-TV gameshow host claims it’s “FAKE NEWS,” and it very will could be. An alleged video of Trump watching prostitutes pee on each other in Russia sounds a little too on the nose, for one thing. But that didn’t stop Twitter from providing a steady stream of hilarious pee-related tweets after the news broke.
True or untrue, it didn’t stop any of the tweets from being hilarious.
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Guy Who Gets Wrong Number Calls From Woman Named Meme, Gets Texts From Her Occasionally and They're Very Enjoyable
For a moment, just imagine being a young person named 'Meme' in this day and age.
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Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Jimmy Fallon's Chris Rock Impression Bombs at the Golden Globes But Reminds Us of the Time He Did Blackface on SNL
Jimmy Fallon had quite conundrum on his hands when he hosted the Golden Globes this year. When his teleprompter went down, he wasn’t quite sure what to do.
So the consummate professional and presidential-hair tussler decided to bust out some of his classic impressions. What did he turn to? Neil Young? Nope. Jerry Seinfeld? Nope. Donald Trump? Nope. In the year 2016, he did his Chris Rock impression, and, ew, boy, people did not like it.
This isn’t the first time he’s done Chris Rock. The impression jogged the memory of Super Deluxe’s mad editing genius Vic Berger who cut together the Golden Globes with that time Jimmy Fallon impersonated Chris Rock on SNL… in black face.
Fallon isn’t the first performer to don that infamous racist makeup, and, unfortunately, he isn’t the last. This video, which cuts together his awkward Globes performance with his offensive SNL one, is cringe-inducing and hilarious.
Enjoy!
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Troll Launches Into a Hilariously Absurd and Detailed History of Breasts in Porn
I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
Warning: Mildly NSFW
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People Disclose the Terrible, Not Easily Forgotten Moments That Made Them Stop Having Sex
Maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't; but these tales of blue-balled heartbreak and woe practically scream sexual frustration from out the screen. Here's to hoping you never find yourself in one of these cockblocking pickles.
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This Woman Is Straight-Up Not Very Good At Math
Hey, you know what, who is good at math?
This woman is convinced that she can run 100 meters (roughtly 330 feet) in seven seconds. But that would require one of two things: The longest lunge in the world or some sort of radiation bomb that turns you into a Flash-like superhero. Both of which would be pretty cool.
Either way, if we were all as confident as she was about this, maybe the world would be a little better, and we’d all be a little happier. You keep doing you, lady who could never run that fast.
Honestly, though, this has to be fake because here she is taking "New Year, New You" way too literally.
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Tagged: math
This Dude's Friends Flew Him Hundreds of Miles to Meet a Stranger With the Same Name
How far would you go to meet a stranger? What if they had the same name as you?
I know. Like a million miles.
Well, thankfully, these two Sam Mitchell’s only had to go from Melbourne to Tasmania. Farther than any of you have gone to meet a stranger with the same name.
So basically, one Sam Mitchell added another Sam Mitchell on Facebook. Then they added each other’s faces into their profile pictures. Then one of them flew to Tasmania.
You know what, just check out the whole story.
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Watch Three British Dudes Try to Get This Bike Out of an Electric Fence
As the old joke goes, “how many British dudes does it take to get a bike out of an electric fence?”
It’s a regional joke.
This video of three British gentlemen — and one giggly camera man — trying to set a bike free from an electric fence raises a lot of questions. Namely, how did this bike get entangled in an electric fence like this? Did someone just drive into it, flip over the handlebars, and leave the bike all tangled up like that? Why is there an electric fence there? Will sheep bite through regular fences?
But these guys have no time for questions, they have some serious untying to do, like a person trying to get a tight knot out of their shoelaces and those laces have 10,000 volts of electricity coursing through them. Watch in glee as they do anything to avoid touching this fence and laugh yourself silly when actually do.
But seriously, how did this bike get stuck in the fence?
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Tagged: electric fence , British
See a Master At Work With This Guy's Next-Level Trolling Game on Tinder
Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.
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This Lady Tries To Jump the Subway Tracks and She Could Go All The — Nope, She Eats It
Spoiler: She does not make it.
This is one of those videos you wish you had on a 10-hour loop for when things really go bad. This woman trying to jump the subway line, I guess, just for the hell of it, is that good.
Feel free to bookmark it and load it up for those moments when you just want to tear your face off your face.
For an enhanced experience, press play on the video below and then start bingeing on the woman trying to jump the subway.
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People Love This Turkish Butcher "SaltBae" for Sprinkling Salt Like Damn Weirdo and It’s Great
The Internet has a new hero and their name is “SaltBae.”
Actually, his name is Nusret Gökçe, a Turkish butcher, chef, restaurant owner, and one hell of a seasoner. Gökçe’s dainty hands, heavy beats, and rockin’ shades are only the tip of the iceberg. People are losing it for his whole master of meats thing, and who could blame them. It’s really cool.
Check out what he’s got cooking up and what people think of it.
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People Only Love Emma Stone More After Her Impressively Cringe-Worthy Moment Last Night at the Golden Globes
'La La Land' Director Damien Chazelle won a Golden Globe last night for Best Director, and Emma Stone's congratulatory kiss did not go as planned...at all.
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Spotify Is Low-Key Offering Obama a Job as President of Playlists
In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.
Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.
The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:
- Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
- Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
- Having a Nobel Prize.
Check out the full job description:
Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotify that could put in a good word for him?
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