Thursday, January 5, 2017
This Grandma Cannot Believe How Late Her Grandson’s New Year’s Eve Party Goes
Are you trying to give your grandma a heart attack, young man?
This grandson, who probably will not be receiving a birthday check this year, that’s for sure, decided to give his grandmother a heart attack by telling her about his New Year’s Eve plans. They consisted of showing up to a warehouse at 10pm and partying there until 5am.
But when will he be getting home, she asks.
7 am.
This is out of control and not what a sweet grandma needs to be hearing — her darling grandson spending New Year's Eve spinning techno records and staying out till all hours of the night.
But you know what? Sorry, granny, this techno-loving warehouse partier’s a big boy now.
Submitted by: (via Jade Reed)
Dude Goes on Twitter Rage Rant After Girl Brags About Her Boyfriend Getting Her Promise Rings
Today, some girl took to Twitter to gloat about her boyfriend gifting her some beautiful, glorious promise rings, as if that gesture carried the weight of the world in romantic implications. If only she could've known the blind rage she'd inspire.
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San Antonio Spurs Coyote Mascot Mocks Mariah Carey Lip-Sync Disaster Perfectly
Sure, it’s fun to pile on someone when things don’t go right. And hey, if you’re a mascot, it’s your job to provide a little between-play entertainment, a pallet cleanser if you will.
So it makes sense that the San Antonio Spurs Mascot, a giant Coyote, would throw on a sequent onesie and parody Mariah Carey’s recent “technical difficulties.”
What this Coyote doesn’t understand is: He has no idea who he’s messing with.
This isn’t Ashlee Simpson, Milli Vanilli, or even Britney Spears. This is Mariah Carey, ok? So step off, Coyote.
Oh, and thanks for the nightmares, giant Coyote in Mariah Carey costume.
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Skater of the Day: This Blind Skateboarder Is Amazing
Lots of us played Tony Hawk: Pro Skater and expected to leave the house doing kickflip to tailslide to bluntslide to that Chad Muska beats-slide where he pulls out a boombox. But very few of us could.
Still there are skateboarders who can trump the impossible things we’ve seen in video games. One of them is Dan Mancina, a skateboarder who is legally blind.
Mancina, who’s vision started to fade at 13, only has a slight amount of peripheral vision and a cane, but he’s still able to pull off some things most could only dream of — namely skating with a smooth controlled style. That’s the real money.
But according to Spolid, that’s not all that Mancina can do. In the video compilation “Dan Mancina Does Stuff Blind,” he chops wood, throws a bullseye, and fires a machine gun. Let this be an inspiration to all of us.
Submitted by: (via Jenkem)
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
We're Only One Week in to 2017 and These People Have Already FAILed Hard
Jersey Shore Is Making a Comeback as an Amazing New Meme
You've never seen movies until you've seen Jersey Shore as movies.
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We're All Deeply Confused By This Horse That Was Photographed Entering a Bus In London
It's not every day you see a horse making moves at entering a double-decker bus in London...or like anywhere for that matter. The horse was photographed by politician Simon Crowcroft while he was out on a road in London. Before mass hysteria set in amongst, well everyone, a TfL Bus Alerts Twitter account was able to try and bring some clarity to the situation.
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When the Dark Side Doesn't Pay Enough, You Gotta Get a Second Job
Take a Moment to Live Vicariously Through These People Who Were Willing to Get Fired for Standing up to a Bad Customer
Sometimes, it was obviously worth it.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Penn State Football Fan Blinded By Inconsolable Rage Tackles His Christmas Tree
USC pulled off something of a miraculous fourth quarter comeback last night against Penn State in the Rose Bowl game to win 52-49 with a last second field goal as time expired. It was easily one of the most explosively immersive games I've seen from NCAA Div. 1 football in a very long time. We can all agree nobody on the gridiron took as big of a hit as this dude's poor 'ol Christmas tree.
Submitted by: (via Anthony Adams)
This New Meme Is What Happens When You Copy Someone Else's Homework and End up With a Lazy Ripoff
We all remember that friend who copied your homework answers and made it just different enough to avoid getting in trouble. Or maybe you WERE that friend.
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