Monday, January 2, 2017

20 Tinder Conversation Openers If You Want to Stay Forever Alone


Steelers Safety Has Nothing Short of an Emmy Award-Worthy Meltdown After Referee's Questionable Call


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2016 Is Finally Over and the Year End Reviews Are In


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Okay, last time we even mention 2016, we swear! It's over, and people are leaving their final reviews.

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Proposal of the Day: Woman So Excited About Proposal, She Falls Off Stage


It’s the happiest moment of your life, when that special someone pops their shirt off and pops the question.

Some people don’t know how to react to this? For some, a tearful “yes” will suffice. For others, falling through a stage is the only response.

That’s what Texan woman Endyugi Shoedarsono did when her shirtless boyfriend proposed to her during a music festival in Dallas. Mediaite reported, “Boyfriend Jeff Jackson got on one knee at a Crizzly show to ask her to marry him while Colton Carlyle filmed the whole thing and caught the tumble.” True love exists.

Endyugi’s ok, though. She posted on Facebook.

Don't feel too bad, Edyugi, it happens to the best of us. Even Kelsey Grammer, TV's Frasier. 

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Woman Makes Front Page of Imgur, Proceeds to Get Flooded With Messages From Shamelessly Thirsty Dudes


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Donald Trump Briefly Followed @EmrgencyKittens on Twitter and the Internet Thought It Was Hilarious


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Didn't we already know that he likes... cats?

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Look Back of Day: Seth Meyers Takes a Closer Look at 2016


From “the Closet Summit” to “Birdie Sanders,” the 2016 election was the never-ending nightmare that seems like it never ended. But it’s still worth a closer look, especially when Marco Rubio made allegations about not being able to trust people with small hands (among other things about small hands — man, 2016 really was awful).

Anyway, Seth Meyers recapped it all in his “Closer Look” segment. 12 months of horror in eight minutes of comedy. There are all those great things you forgot about, especially this:

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and this: 

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Maybe it wasn’t all bad. Wait, yes, it was.

 

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Addition of the Day: Japanese Bathrooms Now Have Sanitary Wipes for Cleaning Your Smartphone


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Japan might be about 14 hours ahead of New York, but sometimes it feels like the whole country is light years ahead of the world.

Bathrooms at Tokyo Narita International Airport now come equipped with wipes for your smartphone because those things are disgusting and, man, you need to clean it. Why are we just doing this now?

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The company that installed them, NTT Docomo, Japan’s largest telecommunications company, said the wipes will be available until March 15, at which point you’ll be forced to clean your phone on your own time and hopefully not get sick. After all, “cell phones carry 10 times more bacteria than most toilet seats” — a man in Uganda even contracted Ebola after stealing one, according to Live Science.

NTT Docomo also provided a handy how-to video for using Japanese toilets and information about the wipes, which also include helpful information, like WiFi passwords. Sanitary, informative, and efficient, these wipes are what 2017 are all about. 



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So remember, if someone asks how often you should clean your phone, respond “as often as possible” because you now have no excuse.

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Guy Trolls Himself Into Getting Blocked by a Spambot on Facebook


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Mariah Carey's Brazen Attitude While Being Busted for Lip Synching Might Have Been the Most Fitting Way to Close Out 2016


Mariah Carey was recently caught lip syncing at the Dick Clark's New Year Rockin' Eve 2017. She "performed" her hit songs, 'We Belong Together' and 'Emotions' with zero f**ks given.

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Don Lemon Gets Absolutely Wasted on TV During New Year's, and Someone Live-Tweeted the Train-Wreck


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Dude had to get talked out of getting a nipple piercing at one point. And my personal favorite part of this whole catastrophe..."People are saying that I'm lit," Lemon said. "Yeah, I'm lit. Who cares?"

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Is That How You Use a Selfie Stick?


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Smoke Bomb Fireworks vs Molten Aluminum


I pour molten aluminum onto 30 smoke bombs!

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If You Had to Dress Yourself Based on RPG Stats


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Kids Try Spicy Food and It Doesn't Go Very Well


Our kids try spicy chips.

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

These Cringe-Inducing Conversations Are Guaranteed to Leave Your Skin Crawling After Reading Them


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Book of the Day: Book Entitled “Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration” is 206 Blank Pages


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Can’t wait for the movie! 

The new book Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration by David King is for sale on Amazon.

By all accounts, it’s a real book. There’s a jacket, a spine, paper pages, etc. By all accounts David King is a real author. The cover even declares him a “political analyst.” By all accounts, the unaccredited review on the cover, which reads “‘Refreshingly honest’” underneath five stars, is a real review. It has to be real or else why would they put it there?

The information inside supports this argument. King’s latest treatise on that why reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last month deserves trust, respect, and admiration is completely empty, not a word in it. It’s filled with blank, empty pages. Any question? The book’s description clears up any questions:

 

“This book is full of blank pages. Despite years of research, we could not find anything to say on this subject, so please feel free to use this book for notes.”

 

Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration is on sale now for $7.99. It’s Prime ready and the page features this advertisement:

 

 

 

Does that mean Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration is one of the best books of 2016? Probably not, but it really makes you think. 

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Watch This Amazon Echo Go Rogue and Educate Adorable Kid on 'Anal Dildos'


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Watch An Absolutely Vicious Hockey Brawl Erupt Inside the Penalty Box


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Watch This Referee Cause a Fumble in the Key Moment of an Intense College Football Game


Referee has no chill. Get outta the way dude!

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This Grandma is the Real MVP


Adorable Pets and Their Humans Drawn as Cartoon Characters


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Really Though


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Behold, The Moment a Dude Literally Caught Another Man With His Wife in Bed and Fought Him


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People Try Disgusting Snack Combinations and It Goes About As Well As You Expect


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What If Everyone Could Just Be Honest at Your New Year's Party?


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Increase of the Day: Headaches Because Hatchimals Aren’t Hatching and Kids Are Freaking Out


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