Monday, January 2, 2017

Addition of the Day: Japanese Bathrooms Now Have Sanitary Wipes for Cleaning Your Smartphone


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Japan might be about 14 hours ahead of New York, but sometimes it feels like the whole country is light years ahead of the world.

Bathrooms at Tokyo Narita International Airport now come equipped with wipes for your smartphone because those things are disgusting and, man, you need to clean it. Why are we just doing this now?

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The company that installed them, NTT Docomo, Japan’s largest telecommunications company, said the wipes will be available until March 15, at which point you’ll be forced to clean your phone on your own time and hopefully not get sick. After all, “cell phones carry 10 times more bacteria than most toilet seats” — a man in Uganda even contracted Ebola after stealing one, according to Live Science.

NTT Docomo also provided a handy how-to video for using Japanese toilets and information about the wipes, which also include helpful information, like WiFi passwords. Sanitary, informative, and efficient, these wipes are what 2017 are all about. 



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So remember, if someone asks how often you should clean your phone, respond “as often as possible” because you now have no excuse.

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Guy Trolls Himself Into Getting Blocked by a Spambot on Facebook


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Mariah Carey's Brazen Attitude While Being Busted for Lip Synching Might Have Been the Most Fitting Way to Close Out 2016


Mariah Carey was recently caught lip syncing at the Dick Clark's New Year Rockin' Eve 2017. She "performed" her hit songs, 'We Belong Together' and 'Emotions' with zero f**ks given.

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Don Lemon Gets Absolutely Wasted on TV During New Year's, and Someone Live-Tweeted the Train-Wreck


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Dude had to get talked out of getting a nipple piercing at one point. And my personal favorite part of this whole catastrophe..."People are saying that I'm lit," Lemon said. "Yeah, I'm lit. Who cares?"

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Is That How You Use a Selfie Stick?


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Smoke Bomb Fireworks vs Molten Aluminum


I pour molten aluminum onto 30 smoke bombs!

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If You Had to Dress Yourself Based on RPG Stats


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Kids Try Spicy Food and It Doesn't Go Very Well


Our kids try spicy chips.

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

These Cringe-Inducing Conversations Are Guaranteed to Leave Your Skin Crawling After Reading Them


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Book of the Day: Book Entitled “Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration” is 206 Blank Pages


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Can’t wait for the movie! 

The new book Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration by David King is for sale on Amazon.

By all accounts, it’s a real book. There’s a jacket, a spine, paper pages, etc. By all accounts David King is a real author. The cover even declares him a “political analyst.” By all accounts, the unaccredited review on the cover, which reads “‘Refreshingly honest’” underneath five stars, is a real review. It has to be real or else why would they put it there?

The information inside supports this argument. King’s latest treatise on that why reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last month deserves trust, respect, and admiration is completely empty, not a word in it. It’s filled with blank, empty pages. Any question? The book’s description clears up any questions:

 

“This book is full of blank pages. Despite years of research, we could not find anything to say on this subject, so please feel free to use this book for notes.”

 

Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration is on sale now for $7.99. It’s Prime ready and the page features this advertisement:

 

 

 

Does that mean Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration is one of the best books of 2016? Probably not, but it really makes you think. 

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Watch This Amazon Echo Go Rogue and Educate Adorable Kid on 'Anal Dildos'


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Watch An Absolutely Vicious Hockey Brawl Erupt Inside the Penalty Box


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Watch This Referee Cause a Fumble in the Key Moment of an Intense College Football Game


Referee has no chill. Get outta the way dude!

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This Grandma is the Real MVP


Adorable Pets and Their Humans Drawn as Cartoon Characters


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Really Though


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Behold, The Moment a Dude Literally Caught Another Man With His Wife in Bed and Fought Him


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People Try Disgusting Snack Combinations and It Goes About As Well As You Expect


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What If Everyone Could Just Be Honest at Your New Year's Party?


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Increase of the Day: Headaches Because Hatchimals Aren’t Hatching and Kids Are Freaking Out


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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Rescue of the Day: Brendan Fraser’s Career, Which Some Fans are Trying to Save


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Since the announcement of a new Mummy movie sans Brendan Fraser, fans of the former Encino Man have been making moves to save the 48-year-old actor’s career. Fraser, who has largely been unseen since his role in the (somehow) Oscar-winner Crash, has kept a low profile these last few years. But in the weeks since the Mummy trailer’s release, intense fan interest has emerged.

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Over 34,000 signatures now grace a change.org petition to “Bring Brendan Fraser back into film/television.” Following his 2007, the petition reads, Fraser is required by law to pay $900,000 annually in alimony. The petition pleads with he networks to help get Fraser “back on his feet again” because “we miss him.”

Other efforts to rescue a man that has rescued us from a dull time at the movies many times over have included the #SaveBrendanFraser hashtag on Twitter and, as The New York Post points out, “successfully campaigned to get his ranking on IMDb among the top 500 actors.”

As for the new Mummy, Fraser has given Cruise his blessing saying, “Tom’s going to be great in it. He has incredible worldwide appeal.”

We miss you, Brendan. Good luck.

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This Photoshop Battle of an Upset Mother Is Truly the Greatest Wedding Gift the Internet Could Give


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Fix of the Day: Don’t Drop Your iPhone in Lava Like These Guys, Unless You Want to See Something Cool

Off Brand Tiger Isn't Trying to Fool Anyone


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We Saved All of the Best Tweets About Cats From 2016


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Tip of the Day: Comedian Expertly Trolls X-Men Director Brett Ratner on Twitter Because Director Didn’t Tip


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This Wild Wallaby Really Appreciates the Sweet, Soothing Sounds of This Acoustic Guitarist


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Tech of the Day: The Kissenger Gadget Lets You Kiss Your Phone When Your Lover’s Away — Nope, Nothing Sad About That


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Have you ever been alone late at night and dreamed of your lover’s sweet embrace, your lips longing for their's? Did you dream of a cold, lifeless machine that could replicate the feeling of your lips touching?

Dreams come true.

The Kissenger machine, developed by researchers from the Imagineering Lab at City Unviersity in London, allows you to plug your iPhone into a holster that looks like it has a sponge or something on it. You kiss the sponge and “high precision force sensors” measure the “dynamic forces at different parts of your lips during a kiss." Then the machine transmits those measurements via the Kissenger iOS app. Your partner recieves the kiss, and persumbly enjoy it. Yup,  totally normal and not weird or sad.

Ok. Let’s see who the website says this is for:

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Now you can kiss your favorite pop star, and they can indulge in your weird fantasy of kissing them. Fine. Let’s see what else is on this site. This picture: 



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Great. Yeah, all this seems on the level.

The Kissenger is still just a prototype and requires a headphone jack to plug into their weird kissing sponge, which means iPhone 7 users are safe for now.

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2016 Recut As a Horror Movie Is Even More Terrifying Than You'd Expect


25 Traumatizing First Date Tweets Best Left in 2016


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